So my dad calls me while I'm at work....

[notfred]

From his house 175 miles away... to tell me that.... "My computer says "explorer.exe" has generated errors. It won't boot up right What can I do to fix it?"

I should just give him microsoft's tech support number....

 

[dakata24]

format c: ?

at least that's what i did with my friends old Pentium sytem..

 

[911paramedic]

Tell him that only happens when you look at too much p0rn.

 

[yakko]

<< Tell him that only happens when you look at too much p0rn. >>

That should actually be too much monkey pR0n.

 

[Ameesh]

<<

<< Tell him that only happens when you look at too much p0rn. >>

That should actually be too much monkey pR0n. >>



That should actually be too much gay monkey pR0n.

 

[iamwiz82]

<<

<<

<< Tell him that only happens when you look at too much p0rn. >>

That should actually be too much monkey pR0n. >>



That should actually be too much gay monkey pR0n. >>



no, too much gay foot fetish monkey pr0n.

 

[StageLeft]

<<

<<

<< Tell him that only happens when you look at too much p0rn. >>

That should actually be too much monkey pR0n. >>



That should actually be too much gay monkey pR0n. >>

Don't you mean too much underage gay monkey porn?

 

[Nitemare]

Tell him to kick it, then turn it back on..

repeat as necessary

 

[Shaftatplanetquake]

underage gay monkey preggo oral foot fetish pr0n

 

[AreaCode707]

The fact that you guys are either imaginative or experienced enough to come up with this variety of p0rn styles... er, does this tell us something about you all?

 

[iamwiz82]

<< The fact that you guys are either imaginative or experienced enough to come up with this variety of p0rn styles... er, does this tell us something about you all? >>




wait til someone mentions fecalphilia or necrophilia.

oops, too late.

 

[MichaelD]

Ahahaha! These "monkey" replies are hilarious! This'll get locked fer sure...eventually someone will take one baby step too far forwards and *click.*

Seriously, though. When my non-users here at work bother me w/stoopid stuff like this I say "rebooting fixes 99% of all errors." Your Dad went to a site that was corrupted, or the Java on some page didn't jive with IE..we know that, but to explain it to him...well...

good luck to Dad, though.

And tell him that looking at too much Underage Transvestite Gay Foot Fetish S&M Bondage Monkey Porn will put holes in his HD.

 

[StageLeft]

<< The fact that you guys are either imaginative or experienced enough to come up with this variety of p0rn styles... er, does this tell us something about you all? >>

Well what does it say about us?

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

<<

<< The fact that you guys are either imaginative or experienced enough to come up with this variety of p0rn styles... er, does this tell us something about you all? >>




wait til someone mentions fecalphilia or necrophilia.

oops, too late. >>



What about gay monkey fecalphilia with dead monkeys??

 

[neovan]

<<

<< The fact that you guys are either imaginative or experienced enough to come up with this variety of p0rn styles... er, does this tell us something about you all? >>

Well what does it say about us? >>



That we're GUYS!!!

YAY!

 

[killface]

Heh. I know the feeling. My dad calls me at work every once in a while with similar questions or problems.
Though, I usually just politely help him

 

[911paramedic]

The funny thing about the p0rn thing is this...

My dad asks me "how do you get out of those sites that 'take over' your screen?"

True story.

I told him to get Ad-Aware right after I told him about alt-F4.

 

[StageLeft]

<< The funny thing about the p0rn thing is this...

My dad asks me "how do you get out of those sites that 'take over' your screen?"

True story.

I told him to get Ad-Aware right after I told him about alt-F4. >>

haha