So me and the gf are having a steak dinner nite out...

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: eakers
you are a jerk.

But you still love me, right eakers?

 

[Murphy Durphy]

Originally posted by:
I agree.. How would you (OP) feel if the girl you were with on the date starts flirting with another guy.

And here we have the Catch 32 of relationships.

The thing is, when you're not around your girlfriend/wife/whatever IS flirting with other guys. Most likely harmlessly, but they are.

All of you loyal guys out there take a second and think about how many times a day you fantasize or think for even a few seconds about having sex with a girl on TV, or "that hot ass girl that just walked by", your good friend, or any other mildly attractive girl we see. We don't mean anything by it, but we're GUYS.

But for every thought you have like that and for every girl you harmlessly flirt with in lines or at checkout counters, your partner is having or doing the same "harmless" things with guys they see in lines and checkout counters. It's harmless, but its still heart-wrenching to even think about.

Everyone just wants to be liked, and flirting is best way of showing that.

 

[swtethan]

i was waiting for the part when your gf spotted you and the waitress flirting and some big catfight happens....

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
maybe you can work it into a 3some.

Mosh, I'm still trying to work you into a 2some.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: moshquerade
maybe you can work it into a 3some.

Mosh, I'm still trying to work you into a 2some.

:lips:

 

[PinmasterJay]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: Otaking

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: MrsJello

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
I flirt with a woman at Chipotle every wednesday when I go out to lunch. No harm since I know nothing's going to come from it

Shut up.

:laugh:

:Q


?

Just trying to entertain MrsJello while she's at work

You could always ask MrsJello if she likes cute women at Chipotle...

I was just kidding, I don't remember any cute woman working there

I was going to say...if it was the Madison one there definitely aren't any cute ones to flirt with

 

[dawnbug]

Originally posted by: Murphy Durphy

Originally posted by:
I agree.. How would you (OP) feel if the girl you were with on the date starts flirting with another guy.

And here we have the Catch 32 of relationships.

The thing is, when you're not around your girlfriend/wife/whatever IS flirting with other guys. Most likely harmlessly, but they are.

All of you loyal guys out there take a second and think about how many times a day you fantasize or think for even a few seconds about having sex with a girl on TV, or "that hot ass girl that just walked by", your good friend, or any other mildly attractive girl we see. We don't mean anything by it, but we're GUYS.

But for every thought you have like that and for every girl you harmlessly flirt with in lines or at checkout counters, your partner is having or doing the same "harmless" things with guys they see in lines and checkout counters. It's harmless, but its still heart-wrenching to even think about.

Everyone just wants to be liked, and flirting is best way of showing that.

Yes, everybody flirts. The difference here is that he's on a date with his girlfriend, who's just left to use the bathroom. He's not alone or out with his buddies. He's doing this during a time when he's supposed to be spending time with his girlfriend. And his comment was incredibly rude to his girlfriend. If you're going out with someone who can be easily replaced by a pretty face with a nice body, you shouldn't be going out with the first person at all. It's rude.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: PinmasterJay

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: Otaking

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: MrsJello

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
I flirt with a woman at Chipotle every wednesday when I go out to lunch. No harm since I know nothing's going to come from it

Shut up.

:laugh:

:Q


?

Just trying to entertain MrsJello while she's at work

You could always ask MrsJello if she likes cute women at Chipotle...

I was just kidding, I don't remember any cute woman working there

I was going to say...if it was the Madison one there definitely aren't any cute ones to flirt with

The closest I get is saying "Medium Green" to the hispanic woman who does the salsa often when I go there

EDIT:

Oh, and then she says "cheese or sour cream"

Then I say "Yes, both"

It's a thing we have

 

[dawnbug]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: PinmasterJay

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: Otaking

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: MrsJello

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
I flirt with a woman at Chipotle every wednesday when I go out to lunch. No harm since I know nothing's going to come from it

Shut up.

:laugh:

:Q


?

Just trying to entertain MrsJello while she's at work

You could always ask MrsJello if she likes cute women at Chipotle...

I was just kidding, I don't remember any cute woman working there

I was going to say...if it was the Madison one there definitely aren't any cute ones to flirt with

The closest I get is saying "Medium Green" to the hispanic woman who does the salsa often when I go there

EDIT:

Oh, and then she says "cheese or sour cream"

Then I say "Yes, both"

It's a thing we have

Sounds hot.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: MrsJello

Originally posted by: Murphy Durphy

Originally posted by:
I agree.. How would you (OP) feel if the girl you were with on the date starts flirting with another guy.

And here we have the Catch 32 of relationships.

The thing is, when you're not around your girlfriend/wife/whatever IS flirting with other guys. Most likely harmlessly, but they are.

All of you loyal guys out there take a second and think about how many times a day you fantasize or think for even a few seconds about having sex with a girl on TV, or "that hot ass girl that just walked by", your good friend, or any other mildly attractive girl we see. We don't mean anything by it, but we're GUYS.

But for every thought you have like that and for every girl you harmlessly flirt with in lines or at checkout counters, your partner is having or doing the same "harmless" things with guys they see in lines and checkout counters. It's harmless, but its still heart-wrenching to even think about.

Everyone just wants to be liked, and flirting is best way of showing that.

Yes, everybody flirts. The difference here is that he's on a date with his girlfriend, who's just left to use the bathroom. He's not alone or out with his buddies. He's doing this during a time when he's supposed to be spending time with his girlfriend. And his comment was incredibly rude to his girlfriend. If you're going out with someone who can be easily replaced by a pretty face with a nice body, you shouldn't be going out with the first person at all. It's rude.

Hey, so that means that when I go to Chipotle on my own I'm free to flirt with the salsa woman?

 

[LuNoTiCK]

Originally posted by: tranceport

Originally posted by: chrisms

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Should have asked your GF if she liked redheads.

FTW

QFT

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: MrsJello

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

The closest I get is saying "Medium Green" to the hispanic woman who does the salsa often when I go there

EDIT:

Oh, and then she says "cheese or sour cream"

Then I say "Yes, both"

It's a thing we have

Sounds hot.

Nah, it's more of a Medium. They also have their Corn Salsa that is Medium.

 

[dawnbug]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: MrsJello

Originally posted by: Murphy Durphy

Originally posted by:
I agree.. How would you (OP) feel if the girl you were with on the date starts flirting with another guy.

And here we have the Catch 32 of relationships.

The thing is, when you're not around your girlfriend/wife/whatever IS flirting with other guys. Most likely harmlessly, but they are.

All of you loyal guys out there take a second and think about how many times a day you fantasize or think for even a few seconds about having sex with a girl on TV, or "that hot ass girl that just walked by", your good friend, or any other mildly attractive girl we see. We don't mean anything by it, but we're GUYS.

But for every thought you have like that and for every girl you harmlessly flirt with in lines or at checkout counters, your partner is having or doing the same "harmless" things with guys they see in lines and checkout counters. It's harmless, but its still heart-wrenching to even think about.

Everyone just wants to be liked, and flirting is best way of showing that.

Yes, everybody flirts. The difference here is that he's on a date with his girlfriend, who's just left to use the bathroom. He's not alone or out with his buddies. He's doing this during a time when he's supposed to be spending time with his girlfriend. And his comment was incredibly rude to his girlfriend. If you're going out with someone who can be easily replaced by a pretty face with a nice body, you shouldn't be going out with the first person at all. It's rude.

Hey, so that means that when I go to Chipotle on my own I'm free to flirt with the salsa woman?

Sure, whatever. I'd appreciate it if you didn't insinuate that you were going to leave me for her, and I'd be upset if you did it while I was there. But otherwise, flirt away.

 

[ed0ggyd0gg]

Originally posted by: Murphy Durphy
It never happens when you're single for a reason.

Girls are savages, and they looooove competition.

Everyone wants what they can't have, and girls are no exception.

Sounds about right. The minute you're taken, it's like another world opens up, and suddenly you're a little more appealing than before.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: MrsJello

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: MrsJello

Originally posted by: Murphy Durphy

Originally posted by:
I agree.. How would you (OP) feel if the girl you were with on the date starts flirting with another guy.

And here we have the Catch 32 of relationships.

The thing is, when you're not around your girlfriend/wife/whatever IS flirting with other guys. Most likely harmlessly, but they are.

All of you loyal guys out there take a second and think about how many times a day you fantasize or think for even a few seconds about having sex with a girl on TV, or "that hot ass girl that just walked by", your good friend, or any other mildly attractive girl we see. We don't mean anything by it, but we're GUYS.

But for every thought you have like that and for every girl you harmlessly flirt with in lines or at checkout counters, your partner is having or doing the same "harmless" things with guys they see in lines and checkout counters. It's harmless, but its still heart-wrenching to even think about.

Everyone just wants to be liked, and flirting is best way of showing that.

Yes, everybody flirts. The difference here is that he's on a date with his girlfriend, who's just left to use the bathroom. He's not alone or out with his buddies. He's doing this during a time when he's supposed to be spending time with his girlfriend. And his comment was incredibly rude to his girlfriend. If you're going out with someone who can be easily replaced by a pretty face with a nice body, you shouldn't be going out with the first person at all. It's rude.

Hey, so that means that when I go to Chipotle on my own I'm free to flirt with the salsa woman?

Sure, whatever. I'd appreciate it if you didn't insinuate that you were going to leave me for her, and I'd be upset if you did it while I was there. But otherwise, flirt away.

You've tasted her salsa, you know what you're up against

(she never forgets the Jalapeños)

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: mugs
This story should have ended with your girlfriend being behind you when you said it.

It really does, he just hasn't heard about it yet.....

 

[MisterJackson]

Your GF goes to the bathroom every hour huh? Me thinks she's got a Cocaine problem.

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: crownjules

Originally posted by: chrisms

Originally posted by: essasin
can't have your cake and eat it too

Why the hell would I want cake if I can't eat it?

You don't understand the saying (I didn't until it was explained to me). It basically means if you eat the cake, you will have no cake left in your possession. So you can't have your cake and eat it too, it's one or the other - you either hold on to the cake and don't eat it or you eat it and don't have it anymore.

Get it?

While that's true to a certain degree, you CAN have your cake and eat it too. Unless you have a small cake, then yes, your scenario would prove to be half correct. Here's how.

Let's say you like a cake, so if it's a small cake, you can get several. You won't have the same cake after you eat it, but for a while it's still part of you until your digestive system work through its cycle. Meanwhile, you're still holding on to the other cakes. Now, suppose it's a big cake, then this is too easy, just cut up a small piece and you'll still have the rest of the cake.

There are many bakeries, so even if you bought just one little cake and eat it, you can always go buy more cakes. So in essence, you can always have your cake and eat it too. But, what is this obsession with cakes? Have you ever tried parfait? They're good too.

 

[Ilikepiedoyou]

OP = scumbag

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

So am I in trouble?

 

[dawnbug]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
So am I in trouble?

With me? No.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: MrsJello

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
So am I in trouble?

With me? No.

oh ok :heart:

I don't really love the Chipotle woman

 

[dawnbug]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: MrsJello

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
So am I in trouble?

With me? No.

oh ok :heart:

I don't really love the Chipotle woman

Oh, I know.

Edit: Oh, and actually the whole thing kinda made me hungry for Chipotle. If you want to go there tonight for dinner, that'd be fine with me.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: MrsJello

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: MrsJello

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
So am I in trouble?

With me? No.

oh ok :heart:

I don't really love the Chipotle woman

Oh, I know.

You should have said I was in trouble, I might have been motivated to do the dishes or something

 

[torpid]

WTF, get a room.

And if you do live in madison, there are a lot of other places that are better food and more flirtable women near chipotle, if it's the one on state street. I haven't been there in a while but Wasabi used to have really tasty cutlets. And good food too. Great dane as well. And Marigold.