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Squisher

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slsmnaz

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Originally posted by: Squisher
Originally posted by: slsmnaz
Originally posted by: Squisher
The Japanese actually have a better idea when it comes to toilets.

You should have gotten a Toto.
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Toto is very overrated. They had a better one a few years ago but they are now no different than the rest.
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What are you talking about? You better go check your facts. Nobody beats Toto in gravity flush.
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I've been selling wholesale plumbing supplies for 7 years and I have my facts straight. Kohler and Amer Std are every bit as good, if not better, than Toto. I've seen demos that prove it.
 
RossMAN

RossMAN

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Originally posted by: slsmnaz
Originally posted by: Squisher
The Japanese actually have a better idea when it comes to toilets.

You should have gotten a Toto.
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Toto is very overrated. They had a better one a few years ago but they are now no different than the rest.
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They might be overrated but I love Toto toilets.

At our last place the toilet bowl developed a small crack and we replaced it with a Toto Drake which was on sale.

I miss that toilet :(
 
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slsmnaz

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Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: slsmnaz
Originally posted by: Squisher
The Japanese actually have a better idea when it comes to toilets.

You should have gotten a Toto.
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Toto is very overrated. They had a better one a few years ago but they are now no different than the rest.
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They might be overrated but I love Toto toilets.

At our last place the toilet bowl developed a small crack and we replaced it with a Toto Drake which was on sale.

I miss that toilet :(
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It's a good toilet but at that price point there are better options. When they first came out with the bigger waterway it was better but the comp has caught up. It's all personal preference.
 
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Turfzilla

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I believe we all came here to pay our respect to a dying breed of Sh!t flushers. The days of the 6gallon are gone.
 
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Coquito

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Originally posted by: slsmnaz

I've been selling wholesale plumbing supplies for 7 years and I have my facts straight. Kohler and Amer Std are every bit as good, if not better, than Toto. I've seen demos that prove it.
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I don't want to see golf balls, I want to see results.
 
Squisher

Squisher

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Oblivionaire

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:music:Hello shitcan my old friend....
I've come to sit on you again....

Because a log is softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,

And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of porcelain.:music:
 
Jeff7

Jeff7

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Try a bidet, perhaps? Should be more sanitary.


Really, toilet paper? Do you take a shower every day, or do you use a roll of paper towels and just wipe yourself off? And that's just for skin oil and sweat.
 
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Turfzilla

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Originally posted by: Oblivionaire
:music:Hello shitcan my old friend....
I've come to sit on you again....

Because a log is softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,

And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of porcelain.:music:
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Easily the best rendition of Simon and Garfunkel I've ever herd.

:beer:
 
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doze

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HAHAHAHA I just moved from my apartment into an older house so now I don't have to poop -> flush, wipe -> flush, wipe again - > flush, final wipe -> last flush while holding down handle.
The last minute dumps on the way out the door in the morning lead to a brownie in the can at the end of the day if you are not careful.

Memorial day weekend was the worst, I dropped a big deuce on Friday morning then rushed out to work then straight to the beach. I came home Monday evening to a festering mess in the bowl.
 
40Hands

40Hands

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Originally posted by: Turfzilla
Originally posted by: Linflas
Originally posted by: BroeBo
6 gallons per flush? What a waste!
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Do business, flush 1.5 gallons used. Hmm didn't all go down, flush again, 3.0 gallons now used. Post business cleanup, flush 4.5 gallons used. Great clogged again, plunge and flush 6.0 gallons used. Final flush to clean out all the little bits of floating toilet paper, 7.5 gallons used. And no I am not going to go out and drop $200.00 on an item that a $50.00 item used to do just fine before the government got involved in the design process.
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Coudln't have said it better... We shall pray to the porcelain gods for your fallen commrad, or commode rather...
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If you're flushing the toilet 5 god damn times then you need to seriously think about re-evaluating your diet. I never have to flush more then 2 times. 3 gallons.
 
JoLLyRoGer

JoLLyRoGer

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Originally posted by: Black88GTA
Originally posted by: mpitts
Was your old toilet a Ferguson?

BAH-WOOSH!
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LOL, beat me to it :D

:thumbsup: for obscure reference!
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Nice catch guys! :laugh:
I wondered if anyone would actually remember that thread!!

FWIW,
I lobbied for one of those too but she snuck off to the depot while I wasn't looking and came back with... well...
 
JoLLyRoGer

JoLLyRoGer

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Originally posted by: Oblivionaire
:music:Hello shitcan my old friend....
I've come to sit on you again....

Because a log is softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,

And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of porcelain.:music:
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:music:And in this dream I whipe alone....
Flecks of sh!t stick to my hole....

Beneath the halo of a vapour trail,
It was stench that made my face turn pail

And then the second wave felt like my corn-hole would explode
and split the bowl

Beneath the sound of porcelain...:music:

:laugh:

:beer:
JR..



 
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Turfzilla

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Originally posted by: JoLLyRoGer
Originally posted by: Oblivionaire
:music:Hello shitcan my old friend....
I've come to sit on you again....

Because a log is softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,

And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of porcelain.:music:
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:music:And in this dream I whipe alone....
Flecks of sh!t stick to my hole....

Beneath the halo of a vapour trail,
It was stench that made my face turn pail

And then the second wave felt like my corn-hole would explode
and split the bowl

Beneath the sound of porcelain...:music:

:laugh:

:beer:
JR..
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!!

:music: After which I bowed and prayed
To the procelain god I made

Please give me strength this morning
last night I ate a lot of corn and beans..

and the remnants of my colon were smeared across the tiolet's walls
and my ballz...
Whispered in the sounds of procelain...:music:

Great thread..

:beer::thumbsup::laugh:
 
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theprodigalrebel

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Oct 4, 2004
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Originally posted by: JoLLyRoGer
Originally posted by: Oblivionaire
:music:Hello shitcan my old friend....
I've come to sit on you again....

Because a log is softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,

And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of porcelain.:music:
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:music:And in this dream I whipe alone....
Flecks of sh!t stick to my hole....

Beneath the halo of a vapour trail,
It was stench that made my face turn pail

And then the second wave felt like my corn-hole would explode
and split the bowl

Beneath the sound of porcelain...:music:

:laugh:

:beer:
JR..
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I just sang that to the tune of Creed's My Sacrifice (with appropriate pauses and using 'Sound of Porcelain' to bridge the verses) and it sounded awesome:shocked:
 
JoLLyRoGer

JoLLyRoGer

Diamond Member
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Originally posted by: Turfzilla
Originally posted by: JoLLyRoGer
Originally posted by: Oblivionaire
:music:Hello shitcan my old friend....
I've come to sit on you again....

Because a log is softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,

And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of porcelain.:music:
Click to expand...


:music:And in this dream I whipe alone....
Flecks of sh!t stick to my hole....

Beneath the halo of a vapour trail,
It was stench that made my face turn pail

And then the second wave felt like my corn-hole would explode
and split the bowl

Beneath the sound of porcelain...:music:

:laugh:

:beer:
JR..
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!!

:music: After which I bowed and prayed
To the procelain god I made

Please give me strength this morning
last night I ate a lot of corn and beans..

and the remnants of my colon were smeared across the tiolet's walls
and my ballz...
Whispered in the sounds of procelain...:music:

Great thread..

:beer::thumbsup::laugh:
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Gawd did this thread ever make a hard left turn!! :laugh:
Only in ATOT!! :roll:
 
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