So last night i was in a fight....

Maximilian

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Yea... sucked... Me and my mates were all out havin a good time, we were out because it was this girl i knows last night in my hometown, so i was gonna make it a good nite for her. Anyways, we get to our third pub, sit down and drink some beers, until eventually everyone ended up at the smokers big out back, and this piece of trash comes up to me, lets call him scumbag, just to avoid confusion (he was in my year at high school) and he says "a fink ur a pr1ck" and then slaps me pretty hard, am like... wtf is this guy havin a laugh or what? Then he went for me, for NO REASON he just runs over and somehow ends up not managing to hurt me much, so i headlock the scumbag with my partially broken hand with a cast on it, and hit him as hard as i could with my other hand. His lanky mate hit my face twice too, nothin i could do about him as i had scumbag headlocked at the time, my two friends tackled the lanky guy and stopped him before seperating me and the piece of garbage i was fighting with.

So im then standing there still pretty confused but impressed i did more damage to him than me did to me even with a busted arm. You would think thats enough to wreck somones night out huh? Ohhhh no, scumbag wasent done yet, somone called the police but before they arrived to take him away he smacked my friends gazza and mark in the face, and a few other people i didnt really know.

So anyways 20 minutes later, hes in the cells, and im sitting raging, i would have ANNIHILATED that guy if my good hand wasent broken. In doing that a cudda then stopped his lanky weird lookin mate from giving me a frickin lump on the head. He hit me, my friends, wrecked our night out. For no goddamn reason, wtf is wrong with some people... I havent been in a fight in 5 years, since 2nd year of high school!

Hes getting three assault charges, dunno what punishment that will be but im gonna phone the police later and ask emm. Im gonna make sure that scumbag pays for what he did to my fvcking mates!

Cliffs:

1. Guy picks fight with me for no reason (knew the loser from high school)

2. Hits me, my mates, and some randoms

3. Gets dragged into the cells with 3 assault charges

4. Good night out ruined

5. Just dont understand some people.... whats their problem?

6. Hungover and got the shakes from boozing :p so spelling and general storytelling will be poor heh.
 

Goosemaster

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go ut out with minimal damage and got a free "I KICK ASS AND WOULD'VE KICKED MORE ASS IF I WASN"T HANDICAPPED" story that the ladies will love...


go out side and smell the roses.....you made good
 

Maximilian

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Nope, he was a bully actually. He picked on my mate gazza, and once in techy drawing he got hold of a scalpal and chased this short kid round the class with it, for a laugh... Teacher wasent there of course.
 

Red Dawn

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Unfortunately sh!t like that is a common occurence in drinking establishments that cater to the under 30 crowd.
 

letdown427

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Rest assured he's probably hung like a field mouse, and as such he'll definately be a catcher in whatever cell he ends up in.
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: letdown427
Rest assured he's probably hung like a field mouse, and as such he'll definately be a catcher in whatever cell he ends up in.

What a strange observation to make. I take it you know this from personal experience.
 

Doboji

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what the hell are you people doing up so early...

To the OP: to me that sounds like a fun ending to a night... you didnt get hurt... you kicked his ass, and now your friends have a great story to laugh about over the next few years...

Whats the problem?
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: Doboji
what the hell are you people doing up so early...

To the OP: to me that sounds like a fun ending to a night... you didnt get hurt... you kicked his ass, and now your friends have a great story to laugh about over the next few years...

Whats the problem?
That's you idea of fun? You must be a real hoot at parties:roll:

 

Maximilian

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Originally posted by: Doboji
what the hell are you people doing up so early...

To the OP: to me that sounds like a fun ending to a night... you didnt get hurt... you kicked his ass, and now your friends have a great story to laugh about over the next few years...

Whats the problem?

Problem is, my mates got hurt, i got two lumps on my head which hurt, and somehow my shoulders sore. The lanky guy did all that, the scumbag i was actually fighting with didnt do crap.
 

Doboji

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Doboji
what the hell are you people doing up so early...

To the OP: to me that sounds like a fun ending to a night... you didnt get hurt... you kicked his ass, and now your friends have a great story to laugh about over the next few years...

Whats the problem?
That's you idea of fun? You must be a real hoot at parties:roll:

I'm confused... I fail to see how I would or would not be a hoot at a party based on my post...

I'm at a party... some idiot attacks me and my friends, we kick their butts and the police haul them off to jail... and that makes ME the bad guy?

I don't get it.
 

Doboji

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Originally posted by: Soviet
Originally posted by: Doboji
what the hell are you people doing up so early...

To the OP: to me that sounds like a fun ending to a night... you didnt get hurt... you kicked his ass, and now your friends have a great story to laugh about over the next few years...

Whats the problem?

Problem is, my mates got hurt, i got two lumps on my head which hurt, and somehow my shoulders sore. The lanky guy did all that, the scumbag i was actually fighting with didnt do crap.

Didnt read the part where you mates got hurt... how bad did they get hurt? How'd you break your hand?

-Max
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: Doboji
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Doboji
what the hell are you people doing up so early...

To the OP: to me that sounds like a fun ending to a night... you didnt get hurt... you kicked his ass, and now your friends have a great story to laugh about over the next few years...

Whats the problem?
That's you idea of fun? You must be a real hoot at parties:roll:

I'm confused... I fail to see how I would or would not be a hoot at a party based on my post...

I'm at a party... some idiot attacks me and my friends, we kick their butts and the police haul them off to jail... and that makes ME the bad guy?

I don't get it.
Never said you were a bad guy and I honestly believe that if you were in fight at a bar you really wouldn't think it was fun unless you happen to like fighting, public confrontations and all the bullsh!t that goes along with it. I was in a few in my younger days where I came out ahead (and sometimes on the losing end) and none of those times were what I considered fun, especially when you take some hits yourself.

Now the guy and his friends who attacked the OP probably would think fighting in public is fun but then he's an idiot and got to cool his heels in a holding cell for the night ansd will probably have to spend time and resources attending court dates because of it. Yep sounds like a real hoot to me.

 

Squisher

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Ahh, a fighting drunk, seven feet tall and bullet proof. You never know when you're gonna run into one of those.
 

olds

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Fighting is never fun. That being said...
A couple of weeks ago someone was trespassing on our property and riding a quad. I went out to see who it was. He tried to pass me but I reached out and grabbed the brake as he tried to go by. It was my druggy neighbor, he's about 30 and a scumbag.
He got in my face and grabbed my shirt. My grabbed him by the lower jaw portion of his helmet and jerked him over the bars of the quad and onto the ground. I can't say it was much of a fight because he never got a lick in. He goes home with some cuts and his wife calls the cops. They show up, talk to him then come to my house. I tell them what happened and they say I am within my rights to defend myself and my property. But, they would rather I let them handle it if possible.
Moral of the story: take off your helmet if you are going to fight. It makes for a hell of a handle. ;)
 

Maximilian

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Originally posted by: Doboji
Originally posted by: Soviet
Originally posted by: Doboji
what the hell are you people doing up so early...

To the OP: to me that sounds like a fun ending to a night... you didnt get hurt... you kicked his ass, and now your friends have a great story to laugh about over the next few years...

Whats the problem?

Problem is, my mates got hurt, i got two lumps on my head which hurt, and somehow my shoulders sore. The lanky guy did all that, the scumbag i was actually fighting with didnt do crap.

Didnt read the part where you mates got hurt... how bad did they get hurt? How'd you break your hand?

-Max

Noone was hurt bad, a hit or two to the face, just bruises. I actually found blood on my top, dont think it was mine though.

My hand was broke from a few weeks ago, when i had a scuffle with a door :p
 

DaiShan

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Unfortunately sh!t like that is a common occurence in drinking establishments that cater to the under 30 crowd.

QFT. But good for you for holding your own OP. Nothing worse than some b!tch at a bar that gets clocked and tries to act like he didn't just get the sh!t smacked out of him in front of everyone.
 

DaiShan

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Doboji
what the hell are you people doing up so early...

To the OP: to me that sounds like a fun ending to a night... you didnt get hurt... you kicked his ass, and now your friends have a great story to laugh about over the next few years...

Whats the problem?
That's you idea of fun? You must be a real hoot at parties:roll:

Comeon Red, it's not like he went out and started a fight. We threw a party at our place a few weeks ago and some kids that we didn't know (literally kids, like 18-19 TOPS) started getting out of hand and tried to throw down when we tossed em out. They didn't walk out on their own, and it's a story that we joke about now. It sounds like nothing in the OP was hurt but pride.
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: DaiShan
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Doboji
what the hell are you people doing up so early...

To the OP: to me that sounds like a fun ending to a night... you didnt get hurt... you kicked his ass, and now your friends have a great story to laugh about over the next few years...

Whats the problem?
That's you idea of fun? You must be a real hoot at parties:roll:

Comeon Red, it's not like he went out and started a fight. We threw a party at our place a few weeks ago and some kids that we didn't know (literally kids, like 18-19 TOPS) started getting out of hand and tried to throw down when we tossed em out. They didn't walk out on their own, and it's a story that we joke about now. It sounds like nothing in the OP was hurt but pride.
Well when the odds are 20 to 1 it can be exhilirating but you were at home surrounded by numerous friends not out in public being attacked for no reason.
 

Fritzo

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Notice how anytime someone posts a fight story, the person telling the story is always the winner? :)
 

alkemyst

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your cagefighting and bowstaff skills need work...don't blame your broken hand.
 

Maximilian

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lol, yea links taken it upon himself to destroy every win98 comp out there and beat hell out of users of windows 98 :( Evil soab!
 

jman19

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Originally posted by: Soviet
lol, yea links taken it upon himself to destroy every win98 comp out there and beat hell out of users of windows 98 :( Evil soab!

LOL nice.

Link9x is such a tool ;)