So last month I go home to find my dad..

[DanTMWTMP]

...vacumming up ants. sigh, dads... *shakes head*


One night someone left the damn junk food next to the floor. There were ants alll over the place. I proceeded to get a can of windex to kill 'em, only to have my dad stop me.

"noo my only joy in life! don't kill 'em! i want an army in here!"

i went wtf, ANTS c'mon!!!


Next morning I wake up to constant vacuum cleaner noise. I go downstairs to find out what the hell is going on. I see my dad in his underwear vacumming up the ants.

"..."

He now does this on a nearly daily basis. (well, whenever i go home that is. Or he's just doing it to probably annoy me Wierd dad..)
He finds this ant vacuuming thing pretty amusing.

now it's totally out of control. Everywhere I go in that house there's ants. I got used to ants crawling over my body, and just simply flick 'em off. ugh. Now he goes around the house w/ the vacuum looking like ray from ghostbusters.. minus the uniform..

sigh...




ok another off topic story: to inflict revenge on me when i poured ice cold water while my dad was taking a shower, he proceeds to somehow unlock the door, open the curtains, and piss on me while i take a shower. I got thoroughly owned.


sigh..an adventure every other weekend whenever i go home..

 

[nycxandy]

WTF?!?!

 

[OMG1Penguin]

OMGWTFBBQ

 

[OMGoddess]

LOL

 

[jdiddy]

Originally posted by: nycxandy
WTF?!?!

Hahahha I'm in class laughing out loud. Your dad pissing on you is hillarious!!!:laugh:

 

[BaboonGuy]

ok another off topic story: to inflict revenge on me when i poured ice cold water while my dad was taking a shower, he proceeds to somehow unlock the door, open the curtains, and piss on me while i take a shower. I got thoroughly owned.

LOL

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: nycxandy
WTF?!?!

WTF³!

 

[Ikonomi]

ok another off topic story: to inflict revenge on me when i poured ice cold water while my dad was taking a shower, he proceeds to somehow unlock the door, open the curtains, and piss on me while i take a shower. I got thoroughly owned.


sigh..and adventure every other weekend whenever i go home..

LOLOWNEDLOL

 

[kaZ8Teen]

Originally posted by: OMG1Penguin
OMGWTFBBQ

whats with the bbq?

 

[RichieZ]

yo thats pretty jacked up man, peeing on you? WTF?!!!ONEONEONEELEVEN

 

[clamum]

Your dad pissed on you? That's... interesting.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: RichieZ
yo thats pretty jacked up man, peeing on you? WTF?!!!ONEONEONEELEVEN

never mess w/ the man of the house until you are certain you're wise enough to pwn him back better. He has a 23 year experience advantage on me

 

[Platypus]

ok another off topic story: to inflict revenge on me when i poured ice cold water while my dad was taking a shower, he proceeds to somehow unlock the door, open the curtains, and piss on me while i take a shower. I got thoroughly owned.

what the hell

 

[Kelvrick]

Haha. The pissing one got me to start one of those laughing fits where my face just wrinkles up and my coworkers think its time for me to leave.

 

[Epoman]

Originally posted by: Kaz8teEN

Originally posted by: OMG1Penguin
OMGWTFBBQ

whats with the bbq?

WTFBBQ!!!!!!!!1ONE
Were the hell you been?

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

gonna get him back? but please, don't piss or sh!t on him

maybe get his car filled with packing peanuts?

 

[Bootprint]

Hmmm, interesting Father/Son watersports.

 

[Doggiedog]

My dad used to buy Ivory soap in bulk, unwrap them and stack them together in the bathroom. He said by drying them out, they would last longer.

Go figure.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

put one of those noise makers at birthday parties in his exhaust, it'll sound really funny

 

[imported_Strang]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
ok another off topic story: to inflict revenge on me when i poured ice cold water while my dad was taking a shower, he proceeds to somehow unlock the door, open the curtains, and piss on me while i take a shower. I got thoroughly owned.

Wow. That's just... Wow.

I can't think of a better example of "owned."

 

[Cruisin1]

HAHAHHAAHHAHA he pissed on you! OMG! HAHAHAHAHHA

 

[dc]

this is eventually going to downspiral to home made scat vids. :Q

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
ok another off topic story: to inflict revenge on me when i poured ice cold water while my dad was taking a shower, he proceeds to somehow unlock the door, open the curtains, and piss on me while i take a shower. I got thoroughly owned.

Hey, two showers for the price of one! :thumbsup:

 

[mugs]

:Q

 

[bradruth]

Your dad is a weird bastard.