So I've been teaching my quaker parrot to talk

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I've had him about 7 months now.

He says, "pretty boy"

"kiwi" - his/her name

"What!" - he says this at the most appropriate of times

Sound effects include a 'wolf whistle', making 'kiss sounds'. . .

Today though he started trying to do this song I've been teaching him

I've been singing "Bad Bird, Bad Bird - whatcha gonna do, whatcha gone a do when they come for you" - and I clearly heard him go "Bad Bird, Bad Bird". . .

He's only done it once, but I know he's thinking about it at least :p
 

OVERKILL

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This is hilarious.

Do you have any pics of your parrot?
God, does that sound bad, :laugh:
 

I Saw OJ

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Although I dont care for birds, teaching one to talk is pretty damn cool.
 

sandorski

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Birds are great. Had a GF who had a Cockatiel, which decided I would make the perfect Mate. :D
 

sygyzy

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How do you teach a bird to talk? Do you just keep saying it over and over?
 

gorcorps

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Rickroll him constantly until he gets it right.

That would be fantastic. I demand videos of your talking bird OP.
 

amdhunter

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Quakers must just love to talk. My old Quaker parrot would pick up all sorts of things and try to speak constantly. He could bark, say simple thing like our names, and was probably the most liveliest animal I have ever owned. His favorite game was "run and bite." lol We'd tell him to "get" someone and he'd run (not fly) any distance and climb any obstacle to bite the living hell out of the victim. It was hilarious. He was calm as a baby when you grabbed his ass though.

Unfortunately, he passed away in a door slamming incident involving my sister and her boyfriend at the time. I never lock my parrots up and he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. :(
 

xSkyDrAx

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Originally posted by: amdhunter
Quakers must just love to talk. My old Quaker parrot would pick up all sorts of things and try to speak constantly. He could bark, say simple thing like our names, and was probably the most liveliest animal I have ever owned. His favorite game was "run and bite." lol We'd tell him to "get" someone and he'd run (not fly) any distance and climb any obstacle to bite the living hell out of the victim. It was hilarious. He was calm as a baby when you grabbed his ass though.

Unfortunately, he passed away in a door slamming incident involving my sister and her boyfriend at the time. I never lock my parrots up and he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. :(

holy shit that's awful :(
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Once upon a time, I lived in an area where multiple flocks of Double Yellow Heads roamed free and bred with reckless and gleeful abandon. These birds can be damn fine talkers. A prolific pecuniary partnership came to pass, for several years.

The yard where I lived had a very large walnut tree. When the nuts were ripe, it was not unusual to have 10-20 parrots cracking shells and jabbering away for several hours, maybe two or three times a week. Manually triggered minimum fuss traps were put to good use.

Because adult wild parrots could take as much as ten times the effort and time to finger-tame, as young ones, the flocks were eventually followed back to their home roosts and breeding grounds. Pre-flight youngsters were easier to catch and tame.

The girl I was dating was studying to be a veterinarian, and worked part time for a state agency. She could test a batch of 5 or so birds for Newcastle disease, for a very nominal fee.

This all was done during the time of a Newcastle scare, when no exotic birds could be legally brought into the USA.

A finger-tamed youngster could fetch $200 on a good day, adults, $150. If they were already talking, it jumped to $350 and $250.

At the time this was going on, grocery and liquor stores had end-of-aisle advertising displays that ran on batteries, and rotated or metronomed or slid side to side. Once the specific promotion was over, it was easy enough to get the store managers to hold onto the signs until knuckleheads like me came to pick them up. The signs helped to keep the parrots amused during their stay in cages. A bored parrot can become hazardous to its own health.

All them there bonah feedays are for nothing more than to lay the groundwork for relating my method to get a parrot talking as easy and soon and as much as possible.

Good cassette tape shells were at one time, screwed together. One could be taken apart, and a small loop of tape made that could be laced in a new pattern, to net about 15 seconds of continous play.

I think I may have had four or five modestly priced portable tape recorder/players set up at some point, that could also run on household AC. They were all plugged into those little timers that were intended to turn lights on and off.

Each recording was set to run for about 30 minutes, at specific times of the day. If you want the bird to greet you when you walk through the front door each evening, the odds will greatly improve if the poor bastard just got through listening to "What's for dinner, dumbass?"

I once used a freebie alarm/notification program that could be set at 1 minute intervals over a day, and up to a year, for when sitting in front of a computer. Window's Sound Recorder could be used to make one's own messages. There has got to be a good variety of methods to get the job done, without resorting to cassette tapes.

Quakers can be good talkers. If you want to maximize yours and other's amusement, it wouldn't take much extra effort. Have fun.



 

Demon-Xanth

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A coworker of mine had an African Grey that holds it's own against telemarketers. I'm just waiting for the day it gets vinyl siding.
 

ViviTheMage

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Leave the radio on for him....

The person in my condo complex has a quaker bird that talks to my dog...it says stuff like

"You are a good puppy"

"don't bark"

"Be nice"

"woof woof"

"Don't hurt the kitty"


Haha, basically mimics what the owner says on occasion.
 

episodic

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Originally posted by: darkxshade
How much does a quaker parrot cost?

Get a hand raised baby if you get one. Only get one from a reputable breeder. Don't buy it at the local mega-petstore is my advice.

If you want a plain green one like mine - about 150$ is right.
Blues can fetch up to 300-500 dollars. . .

Make sure it is banded and that you get parental records. If it is important to you to have the bird sexed (has to be done by a DNA test) - add 75$ to those prices. . .
 

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Originally posted by: amdhunter
Quakers must just love to talk. My old Quaker parrot would pick up all sorts of things and try to speak constantly. He could bark, say simple thing like our names, and was probably the most liveliest animal I have ever owned. His favorite game was "run and bite." lol We'd tell him to "get" someone and he'd run (not fly) any distance and climb any obstacle to bite the living hell out of the victim. It was hilarious. He was calm as a baby when you grabbed his ass though.

Unfortunately, he passed away in a door slamming incident involving my sister and her boyfriend at the time. I never lock my parrots up and he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. :(

damn, that sucks ass! :(
if he was never locked up, would he/she (like most birds) just go to the bathroom where ever he was at the time? Iv'e been thinking of getting one and would rather not lock him up.