- Dec 7, 2009
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And the girly man who lives 3 floors above me won't come down here and kill this friggin spider.
I'm stuck in a wheelchair and so far I've shattered 2 vases, knocked a plant over and damn near broke the tv throwing things at this giant spider that crawled out from behind the clock. I think he's enjoying the 21 year old scotch that is running down the wall when I threw my half filled glass at him and I'm contemplating fixing another one for when this girly man finally gets here so I can throw it at him for making me wait this long. I will wait for him. Years if it takes that long, to make him pay for this sleepless night battling this monster because he's too chicken to help out a poor old drunken Scotsman. Is it because of the rumors of my hatred for Alex Trebek? Becaush thoshe just aren't true!
Locked as an excessively lame parody. -DrPizza
I'm stuck in a wheelchair and so far I've shattered 2 vases, knocked a plant over and damn near broke the tv throwing things at this giant spider that crawled out from behind the clock. I think he's enjoying the 21 year old scotch that is running down the wall when I threw my half filled glass at him and I'm contemplating fixing another one for when this girly man finally gets here so I can throw it at him for making me wait this long. I will wait for him. Years if it takes that long, to make him pay for this sleepless night battling this monster because he's too chicken to help out a poor old drunken Scotsman. Is it because of the rumors of my hatred for Alex Trebek? Becaush thoshe just aren't true!
Locked as an excessively lame parody. -DrPizza
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