So I'm wondering about AT forum marriage ettiquette . . .

[hzl eyed grl]

1) Does the bride take the groom's last name? IE, if I married Xerox Man would I become hzl_eyed_grl_man?

2) If we send an invitation to each and every forum member, do we get virtual gifts or real gifts?

3) Being as AT was the way we met - is there some sort of thanks we should give to Anand . . . IE, naming rights of our first born son? And would said naming rights require royalties to be paid?

4) Are the Mods ordained ministers?

5) If Xerox gets banned for being his smart-ass self, can I still use his subscriber account?

6) Will we be required to have the marriage live, via webcam? If we do....should we charge for the viewing?

7) Will we be allowed to sell wedding night videos (a la Tonya Harding) on FS/FT?

8) AMD rings or Intel rings?

9) Inside those rings, do we get "Is suck" or "OMG AIEEEEE NO!!!!O!!!O!O!!!!!" inscribed?

10) Do we get our honeymoon through the Hot Deals Forum?

And finally...... Should we overclock the vibrating bed in the honeymoon suite?

Of course, the Mods are all ordained ministers, with the color Xerox diplomas to prove it. We all wear holy vestments, and what we wear under them is our business.

Anandtech "Kneel before me" Moderator

 

[minendo]

2) If we send an invitation to each and every forum member, do we get virtual gifts or real gifts?

Do you really want the members here to send you tangible gifts?

 

[RossMAN]

How about nVidia rings instead of Intel or AMD?

Of course I'd find you a Hot Deal on a vibrating bed suite in Vegas.

So when's the wedding?

 

[dawks]

wow.. thats really sad.. have you.. seen.. sun-light in the past 3-4 years?



I like overclocking the vibrating bed.. sounds like fun cool idea though..

 

[XMan]

So when's the wedding?

SSSH! HUSH!

wow.. thats really sad.. have you.. seen.. sun-light in the past 3-4 years?

Why, haven't you?

 

[Stallion]

I'm wondering if you should set up the web cam in the honeymoon suite and then sell it on the Hotdeals.

 

[rgwalt]

I like the live webcast of the wedding. I'm thinking about doing this if I get married... However the fact that I'm actually thinking of something like this probably means I won't ever get married. Its a catch 22 (well, OK, not really).

Ryan

 

[yakko]

hahahaha

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: hzl_eyed_grl
4) Are the Mods ordained ministers?

Who says you or Xerox aren't already Mods?

*X-Files theme music plays in ...*

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: rgwalt
I like the live webcast of the wedding. I'm thinking about doing this if I get married... However the fact that I'm actually thinking of something like this probably means I won't ever get married. Its a catch 22 (well, OK, not really).

Ryan

You'll be single for life if you stick around here Ryan

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Originally posted by: Stallion
I'm wondering if you should set up the web cam in the honeymoon suite and then sell it on the Hotdeals.

Hey, [i[there's[/i] an idea! heehee

Mods? Us? Naaaaaah.

 

[XMan]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: hzl_eyed_grl
4) Are the Mods ordained ministers?

Who says you or Xerox aren't already Mods?

*X-Files theme music plays in ...*

Oh, sh!t, not this again.

Mods? Us? Naaaaaah.

Uh . . . you'd tell me if you were . . . right . . . uh . . . honey?

(I suddenly get visions of True Lies.)

"What can I say? I'm a mod."
"Have you ever banned anyone?"
"Yeah, but they were all bad."

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: Xerox Man

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: hzl_eyed_grl
4) Are the Mods ordained ministers?

Who says you or Xerox aren't already Mods?

*X-Files theme music plays in ...*

Oh, sh!t, not this again.

Mods? Us? Naaaaaah.

Uh . . . you'd tell me if you were . . . right . . . uh . . . honey?

(I suddenly get visions of True Lies.)

"What can I say? I'm a mod."
"Have you ever banned anyone?"
"Yeah, but they were all bad."

LOL Funny.

True Lies, great movie. Arnold and Jamie Lee Curtis had great chemistry together just as you two do.

Now let's give these two a little privacy so they can overclock

 

[Cyberian]

And finally...... Should we overclock the vibrating bed in the honeymoon suite?

Excellent!!

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Uh . . . you'd tell me if you were . . . right . . . uh . . . honey?

(I suddenly get visions of True Lies.)

"What can I say? I'm a mod."
"Have you ever banned anyone?"
"Yeah, but they were all bad."

If you wake up in the middle of the night and hear my evil laugh and I'm sitting at the computer......You'll know.


Muahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[XMan]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: Xerox Man

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: hzl_eyed_grl
4) Are the Mods ordained ministers?

Who says you or Xerox aren't already Mods?

*X-Files theme music plays in ...*

Oh, sh!t, not this again.

Mods? Us? Naaaaaah.

Uh . . . you'd tell me if you were . . . right . . . uh . . . honey?

(I suddenly get visions of True Lies.)

"What can I say? I'm a mod."
"Have you ever banned anyone?"
"Yeah, but they were all bad."

LOL Funny.

True Lies, great movie. Arnold and Jamie Lee Curtis had great chemistry together just as you two do.

Now let's give these two a little privacy so they can overclock

We don't call it that.

 

[Linux23]

LOL at Xerox Man.

 

[Stallion]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Now let's give these two a little privacy so they can overclock

Great, I can hear in now. "Xerox you big stud muffin you , crank my FSB up to 170 and set my Ram to Cas2"

 

[RossMAN]

You should invite WW and linuxboy to your wedding.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: Stallion

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Now let's give these two a little privacy so they can overclock

Great, I can hear in now. "Xerox you big stud muffin you , crank my FSB up to 170 and set my Ram to Cas2"

You fool I almost spilled my mouthful of orange juice onto my 19" FD Trinitron.

I swear some people should put clear explicit warnings before their posts.

That's just sooooooo wrong but hilarious.

 

[The Stigenator]

OMG my dream is coming true...

A while back I dreamt that Hzl and Xerox man would soon get married.. Is my "dream" coming true?

Keep me updated guys..

 

[XMan]

Originally posted by: Stallion

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Now let's give these two a little privacy so they can overclock

Great, I can hear in now. "Xerox you big stud muffin you , crank my FSB up to 170 and set my Ram to Cas2"

Nah, she just sounds like a chipmunk.

 

[XMan]

Originally posted by: The_good_guy
OMG my dream is coming true...

A while back I dreamt that Hzl and Xerox man would soon get married.. Is my "dream" coming true?

Keep me updated guys..

How bout you buy us some lottery tickets there, Carmack.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: Xerox Man

Originally posted by: Stallion

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Now let's give these two a little privacy so they can overclock

Great, I can hear in now. "Xerox you big stud muffin you , crank my FSB up to 170 and set my Ram to Cas2"

Nah, she just sounds like a chipmunk.

Great then you can play the role of Simon, Alvin or Theodore ... which one of those was the brainiac?

 

[Stallion]

Originally posted by: Xerox Man

Nah, she just sounds like a chipmunk.

I'm not sure I want to know what that means.



Sorry RossMAN.