So I'm thinking of inventing

[BlancoNino]

a new religion. I think I can make a lot of money. Any good ideas? What could really make stupid people buy into some stuff and want to surrender their wallets? The best idea will get 10% of the profits.

Discuss.

 

[KLin]

make the fleshlight your idol.

 

[Powermoloch]

Too late already the idea was taken, just ask the scientologists

 

[intogamer]

You're too late.. Kobla wins

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: Powermoloch
Too late already the idea was taken, just ask the scientologists

I can't understand why the FTC allowed the scientologists to have a monopoly on this business...err..religion. I'm going to be the AMD to their Intel...the Pepsi to their Coke...the shampoo bottle to their left hand.

 

[Powermoloch]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: Powermoloch
Too late already the idea was taken, just ask the scientologists

I can't understand why the FTC allowed the scientologists to have a monopoly on this business...err..religion. I'm going to be the AMD to their Intel...the Pepsi to their Coke...the shampoo bottle to their left hand.

Because UFOs said so, and also including Tom Cruise.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Maybe you could combine the best parts of different religions? How about a space ship worshiping cult that believes in polygamy and plays with snakes?

Southern Mormontology?

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Maybe you could combine the best parts of different religions? How about a space ship worshiping cult that believes in polygamy and plays with snakes?

Southern Mormontology?

on a plane?

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Maybe you could combine the best parts of different religions? How about a space ship worshiping cult that believes in polygamy and plays with snakes?

Southern Mormontology?

on a plane?

Xenu would have to land it I suppose...

 

[Fenixgoon]

BULLET BALL!

 

[DainBramaged]

Too late. I already have a sizeable cult following.