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So I'm sitting in my recliner...

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Viper0329

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I lean over to reach around the back of my chair, and I feel this extremely painful sharp stinging feeling in my leg. It felt like someone took a large sewing kneedle, and jabbed it into the side of my knee. So I get up and change chairs, and pull up my pants leg. While I'm looking at my knee, two red dots appear and start bleeding. By this time, the pain feels much greater. About 20 seconds later, it starts to welp. I take my pants off, flip them inside out, and low and behold, walking around the knee area is a wasp. The little bastage crawled up my pants leg and stung me twice in the knee cap. How ironic is that?
 
Originally posted by: Viper0329
I lean over to reach around the back of my chair, and I feel this extremely painful sharp stinging feeling in my leg. It felt like someone took a large sewing kneedle, and jabbed it into the side of my knee. So I get up and change chairs, and pull up my pants leg. While I'm looking at my knee, two red dots appear and start bleeding. By this time, the pain feels much greater. About 20 seconds later, it starts to welp. I take my pants off, flip them inside out, and low and behold, walking around the knee area is a wasp. The little bastage crawled up my pants leg and stung me twice in the knee cap. How ironic is that?
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It's not really ironic, but it sucks anyway. I hate wasps. 😛

Rob
 
I was taking a tour at a museum that had an insect laboratory. I was taking pictures of this hot chick who was posing beside some of the spiders when I felt a sharp pain on my hand.
 
Originally posted by: PipBoy
That is only ironic in the Alanis Morissette "don't know what the word means" way 🙂
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You just MADE MRS. TALLGEESE'S DAY, MY MAN!!!

She goes ballistic when her students try to define irony using crap from that dumbass song.
 
Originally posted by: TallGeese
You just MADE MRS. TALLGEESE'S DAY, MY MAN!!!

She goes ballistic when her students try to define irony using crap from that dumbass song.
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Thanks. Whatever it takes to impress the ladies... grammar, spelling, vocab, you name it 😉
 
Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
where exactly do you have wasps in december...?
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Southwest Louisana. It's still about 60-70 degrees here. We have very mild winters. Our coldest days are only in the 30s, which aren't until Janurary or Feburary.
 
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
I was taking a tour at a museum that had an insect laboratory. I was taking pictures of this hot chick who was posing beside some of the spiders when I felt a sharp pain on my hand.
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...is that you, Peter? 😛

 
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