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So... I'm going to prison tomorrow

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Originally posted by: SunnyD
As Mill said:

Not saying I've *never* broken the law, but in this case... I didn't.
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This casts shadow on just about any possible criminal sentence, which leaves my ultimately confused since he also says it's not for employment or charity.
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Could be criminal but he didn't actually do it.
 
Originally posted by: KK
I doubt he is going to be an inmate. Of course he has a fetish for Gerald Ford and wolves, so I guess anything is possible.
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damn i wanted to post something about this.. got past the first page w/o any references but i guess some people pay attention here on OT 😛
 
Originally posted by: ChanHo78
prison isn't that bad man. It is just boooooooooooring as hell. When you get a chance go say hi to the people of your color. You can talk to others but it shouldn't be the first thing you do.... Don't make a lot of eye contact, it can be seen as a threat or a homosexual advance. Other than that mind your own business and prepare to be board out of your mind. Good luck! and it isnt too rapey.
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So by that you mean 'not rapey at all' cause even 'a tiny bit rapey' is going to be way too fucking much rape!

 
Originally posted by: WelshBloke
Originally posted by: ChanHo78
prison isn't that bad man. It is just boooooooooooring as hell. When you get a chance go say hi to the people of your color. You can talk to others but it shouldn't be the first thing you do.... Don't make a lot of eye contact, it can be seen as a threat or a homosexual advance. Other than that mind your own business and prepare to be board out of your mind. Good luck! and it isnt too rapey.
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So by that you mean 'not rapey at all' cause even 'a tiny bit rapey' is going to be way too fucking much rape!
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im not saying it doesn't happen but I didn't get butt raped when I was there.
 
Originally posted by: Mo0o
I wish I could tell you that Mill fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Mill would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Mill - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
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Holy shit i'm laughing so hard right now. Best post ever :laugh::laugh:
 
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: Mo0o
I wish I could tell you that Mill fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Mill would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Mill - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
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Holy shit i'm laughing so hard right now. Best post ever :laugh::laugh:
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You heard it in his voice, didn't you?
 
There's a few tips on prison survival in this CNN article.

I remember reading a more thorough article with a bunch more tips from some high profile prison consultant on cnn.com a few months ago. But I can't find that article now. You may want to try and do a few google searches for more information. The article had some tips about staying with people from your own race, keeping a low profile, and some other stuff. I am pretty sure it was spurred by the Madoff case also, but if I remember right, the article was more featuring the actual consultants and their business rather than Madoff himself.
 
Originally posted by: Crono
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: Mo0o
I wish I could tell you that Mill fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Mill would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Mill - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
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Holy shit i'm laughing so hard right now. Best post ever :laugh::laugh:
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You heard it in his voice, didn't you?
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I did :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: WelshBloke
Originally posted by: ChanHo78
prison isn't that bad man. It is just boooooooooooring as hell. When you get a chance go say hi to the people of your color. You can talk to others but it shouldn't be the first thing you do.... Don't make a lot of eye contact, it can be seen as a threat or a homosexual advance. Other than that mind your own business and prepare to be board out of your mind. Good luck! and it isnt too rapey.
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So by that you mean 'not rapey at all' cause even 'a tiny bit rapey' is going to be way too fucking much rape!
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:laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Crono
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: Mo0o
I wish I could tell you that Mill fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Mill would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Mill - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
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Holy shit i'm laughing so hard right now. Best post ever :laugh::laugh:
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You heard it in his voice, didn't you?
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Yeah, and now every post I read in this thread is in the same voice. It's quite pleasant to be honest 😛
 
Seriously though ... your first day ... you have to kill someone straight up. With your bare hands.

Then no one will f*ck with you.
 
I spent a week in LA county jail. Not cool. Luckily, they had liquid soap next to the shower heads so that was a relief. They didn't have the bar kind.

Why was I in jail, you may be wondering? Back when I was 18 I was caught using bottle rockets and fined by the cops. I never got the notice to appear in court, so I thought sweet! They must have made a mistake. I didn't even know I had a warrant for my arrest until I was pulled over last year. I went to jail right there and then. It was not pleasant man. I had to join a gang for protection and was almost beat to a bloody pulp by a big black guy for using "their" phone. Apparently, there are 6 phones and each set are only to be used by certain racial group. Luckily my gang leader intervened and told him I was new. They have all sort of rules... make sure you obey them at all costs. If you need some advice, let me know.

EDIT: My lawyer told me I have the record in the California for having paid the most for such a ridiculous crime. I don't know if I should be proud of that.
 
Have fun in the Federal Pound You in the Ass Prison...watch your cornhole or it's going to be the LONGEST night of your life!

 
Originally posted by: Blieb
Seriously though ... your first day ... you have to kill someone straight up. With your bare hands.

Then no one will f*ck with you.
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Bah, that doesn't work. It'll take 3 or 4 days at least for the guards to figure it out... in the meantime, Bubba will still have fun.
 
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