So I'm at the store getting some beer...

[lightpants]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
1/10 because you drink Natty. Bud would have gotten you a 7.

If he was living the "high life" it would have been 9/10

 

[EvilYoda]

lol, I was like...wtf is this sh!t...

Not too shabby OP, you have the "best parody" award for now

 

[MrYAK]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
1/10 because you drink Natty. Bud would have gotten you a 7.

Anything with bud in it gets at the very least a 8/10, but i'm going to agree with MikeyIs4Dcats.....1/10 for the nasty ice. If you were riding a Schwinn instead of huffy i would have gave you a 3/10.

 

[anxi80]

ill give you an 7. could've scored a 10 if you would've mentioned contemplating throwing a brick at his car to pay homage to an old classic, but its too late now. oh well.

 

[Shawn]

damn, this is a parody?

 

[Aharami]

this is a pretty good parody. had me until somone posted a link to the blue honda pic. then i remembered seeing the other thread....

:beer:

 

[TwiceOver]

Good parody. I knew as much after I read the bit about honey beer then Nasty's Ice.

 

[bharok]

u should have peed on the drivers see not the floor mat

 

[Ikonomi]

9/10

I'm laughing my ass off.

Edit: 10/10 because even my mom is laughing at this.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Score....you should have left him a steamy love brick in the back seat.

 

[Judgement]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
So the other I was sitting on the couch watching made for TV movies on the Oxygen network because my PC was hosed and I was waiting on a new CPU. I go to the fridge for another brew, and low and behold I'm out. The only thing left is one of those nasty ass honey beers, which is like the emergency beer for when the world implodes and there's no more beer.

Anyway, I'm not that desperate so I decide I'm gonna cruize down to the store and get a six pack. Well, I'm already pretty damn drunk so driving probably isn't a good idea, but the store is only like a couple miles away...So I bust the huffy out of storage and fire her up! I was never that great at riding a bike, but man is hard when you have a few beers in you. I got there though.

As I'm walking out of the store after getting a six pack of natty ice and trying to figure out how the hell to carry this thing while riding the huffy I see this blue honda in the parking lot. Now I've sort of kept my eye out for those, because about 6 months ago my ex girlfriend cheated on me with this douchbag named kevin. Well, I dumped her ass but I've been waiting for my passive aggressive revenge.

I check the car out, and yeah...its got the right plates. Its him. So I contemplate what to do for a second, and decide that a bruce lee flying side kick to the car out to do the trick and I put the plan into action. Bam...you should have *seen* this ding.

But then I'm thinking...oh man he's probably got insurance this isn't gonna get him so bad. Then I see the drivers door is unlocked. Well, I'd drank a lot of beers so I pissed under the drivers side door mat.

Then I got the F out of there. Bam! Mission accomplished!

Fking Awesome. You're my hero for the next 32 minutes, or until i black out. Whichever comes first.

 

[jagec]

Come on guys, it's obviously a parody.
1)the OP is a guy
2)he watches the Oxygen network
3)he's out of beer
4)he drinks natty's.

These things do NOT add up.

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: wiredspider
Wow, almost believed this....

Same here.... until someone brought up the other pic.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon
10/10, i actually believed you until i remembered the other thread

same here...good parody :thumbsup:

 

[chowderhead]

haha
the added touch was the lifetime movie

 

[amol]

one of the few parodies that didnt suck . . .

:laugh: