So I'm at the store getting some beer...

[PingSpike]

So the other I was sitting on the couch watching made for TV movies on the Oxygen network because my PC was hosed and I was waiting on a new CPU. I go to the fridge for another brew, and low and behold I'm out. The only thing left is one of those nasty ass honey beers, which is like the emergency beer for when the world implodes and there's no more beer.

Anyway, I'm not that desperate so I decide I'm gonna cruize down to the store and get a six pack. Well, I'm already pretty damn drunk so driving probably isn't a good idea, but the store is only like a couple miles away...So I bust the huffy out of storage and fire her up! I was never that great at riding a bike, but man is hard when you have a few beers in you. I got there though.

As I'm walking out of the store after getting a six pack of natty ice and trying to figure out how the hell to carry this thing while riding the huffy I see this blue honda in the parking lot. Now I've sort of kept my eye out for those, because about 6 months ago my ex girlfriend cheated on me with this douchbag named kevin. Well, I dumped her ass but I've been waiting for my passive aggressive revenge.

I check the car out, and yeah...its got the right plates. Its him. So I contemplate what to do for a second, and decide that a bruce lee flying side kick to the car out to do the trick and I put the plan into action. Bam...you should have *seen* this ding.

But then I'm thinking...oh man he's probably got insurance this isn't gonna get him so bad. Then I see the drivers door is unlocked. Well, I'd drank a lot of beers so I pissed under the drivers side door mat.

Then I got the F out of there. Bam! Mission accomplished!

 

[piroroadkill]

Although you shouldn't f uck with a guys car, I do believe in this situation you had a reason to.

 

[Demo24]

HAHAHA :laugh:

 

[cjgallen]

Not cool.

 

[bibbyking]

did the ding look like this?

 

[amol]

parody??

 

[Turkish]

You are gonna get flamed. Put your suit on.

 

[myusername]

6/10

++ for the door mat

edit: except it would be a floor mat ... you still must be drunk

 

[joecool]

did anybody else notice that a guy with a blue honda has a topic here about his "mother of all door dings"?!!!

 

[AsianriceX]

Shens, you bought Natty Ice...

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
So the other I was sitting on the couch watching made for TV movies on the Oxygen network because my PC was hosed and I was waiting on a new CPU. I go to the fridge for another brew, and low and behold I'm out. The only thing left is one of those nasty ass honey beers, which is like the emergency beer for when the world implodes and there's no more beer.

Anyway, I'm not that desperate so I decide I'm gonna cruize down to the store and get a six pack. Well, I'm already pretty damn drunk so driving probably isn't a good idea, but the store is only like a couple miles away...So I bust the huffy out of storage and fire her up! I was never that great at riding a bike, but man is hard when you have a few beers in you. I got there though.

As I'm walking out of the store after getting a six pack of natty ice and trying to figure out how the hell to carry this thing while riding the huffy I see this blue honda in the parking lot. Now I've sort of kept my eye out for those, because about 6 months ago my ex girlfriend cheated on me with this douchbag named kevin. Well, I dumped her ass but I've been waiting for my passive aggressive revenge.

I check the car out, and yeah...its got the right plates. Its him. So I contemplate what to do for a second, and decide that a bruce lee flying side kick to the car out to do the trick and I put the plan into action. Bam...you should have *seen* this ding.

But then I'm thinking...oh man he's probably got insurance this isn't gonna get him so bad. Then I see the drivers door is unlocked. Well, I'd drank a lot of beers so I pissed under the drivers side door mat.

Then I got the F out of there. Bam! Mission accomplished!

LOL!

8/10 :thumbsup:

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

10/10, i actually believed you until i remembered the other thread

 

[SchrodingersDog]

So you fvcked with a dude's car cause he gave it to your girlfriend better than you could? Six months ago? You should think about looking into tantric sex and a penis pump. The Oxygen network has obviously taught you nothing. And anyway, Kevin told me he sold that car a couple of days ago.

 

[JonnyStarks]

I like honey beer

 

[wiredspider]

Wow, almost believed this....

 

[RGN]

you should have used sh!tty drunk instead of damn drunk.

9/10

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

1/10 because you drink Natty. Bud would have gotten you a 7.

 

[Colt45]

you should have peed on his seat instead of the floormat.

 

[xXped0thugXx]

Originally posted by: DEMO24
HAHAHA :laugh:

 

[TrueBlueLS]

9/10

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

8/10.

 

[falias]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
I was sitting on the couch watching made for TV movies on the Oxygen network

Just hand over your man card right now.

 

[tyim]

Originally posted by: joecool
did anybody else notice that a guy with a blue honda has a topic here about his "mother of all door dings"?!!!

i did

enjoyable parody

 

[Toastedlightly]

9/10 . Damn, damn good.

 

[slick230]

I know this must be a parody, but getting back at the guy when it was your whore slut girlfriend that made the choice to fvck him is stupid. Kick the sh!t out of her car, not his. If she wasn't such a cvnt, he wouldn't have had the opportunity.