So if you found out your gf is having

[Oakenfold]

You will forget about her after watching 30 seconds of good hard p0rn.

Drop kick her to the curb.

 

[Trente]

Originally posted by: Oakenfold
You will forget about her after watching 30 seconds of good hard p0rn.

Have you ever been in love with someone?

 

[NeoV]

This may be combining a few things, but...

Videotape DHITB (and make her talk alot ), then dump her, then tell her you videotaped that last time....

 

[billandopus]

Originally posted by: bozack
Dump her and then go get yourself tested for an STD ASAP

Now, this is good advice. Forget about the Donkey Punch tho' ... go for the Dirty Sanchez.

 

[MurphMike]

pics?

 

[SyahM]

Originally posted by: tnitsuj

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: werk Sleep with her sister. Fixes everything. Just kidding. Just dump her and move on. 🙁

doing her mom gets her back worse.

I actually did that once. the daughter 21, Mom 40...me 24.. 🙂

dude .... you have a pretty wonderful life! You have a gun, a friend who drives a ferrari and you did that. Awesome!!!!

 

[Armoth]

She obviously doesn't care about you. That crap ain't cool.

Kick her to the curb! Tell her to "Git out da do' Ho!"

 

[ViRaLRuSh]

Originally posted by: bill_n_opus

Originally posted by: bozack
Dump her and then go get yourself tested for an STD ASAP

Now, this is good advice. Forget about the Donkey Punch tho' ... go for the Dirty Sanchez.

I was thinking more along the lines of the rusty trombone

 

[TheCorm]

Originally posted by: Toasthead

Originally posted by: Czar
first... talk to her tell her she hurt you so much and that this is something you would never do, desired results, she on a guilt trip

second... dump her

Actually this is the best idea so far.

I like the thinking here too :evil:

 

[ViRaLRuSh]

Originally posted by: TheCorm

Originally posted by: Toasthead

Originally posted by: Czar
first... talk to her tell her she hurt you so much and that this is something you would never do, desired results, she on a guilt trip

second... dump her

Actually this is the best idea so far.

I like the thinking here too :evil:

I like your sig, one of the funniest simpsons I ever saw. 🙂

 

[purepolly]

Dump her.

You have no committment to her and she has proven she is trash. Move on. I'm sure your situation is probably not like mine but I'm not so sure that taking the high road is always the best.

My ex cheated on me one, and I took him back after he assured me he would go to counseling. I took the high road and said very little about what was going on to anyone other than the closest immediate family. Because of this he was able to hide a great many of his mental health issues with his friends and coworkers, and continued to get support for the behaviors which are so destructive for him and he never went through with the counseling and started cheating again.

When I found out the second time, I dumped and subsequently divorced him. I now am very clear and honest about what the issues were at the time of the divorce and continue to be very frank and specific about the situation, when approached by anyone. I name names, I name the specific disorders and if need be I pull out supporting records. He absolutely hates this, because he can no longer hide behind his good guy image and project his problems onto me or others and manipulate us as he has in the past. It did have a some benefit - because he now on medication and seeing a therapist.

Granted my ex is a psycho - his words, not mine. But I found that simply taking the high road isn't always the best thing to do. Sometimes honesty is the best approach.

Good luck!

 

[Eli]

Be very pissed off, and dump her.

Fortunately, my girlfriend is with me nearly every waking hour. Besides, we have an awesome relationship.. she would never do that.

*knock on wood*

 

[TheCorm]

Originally posted by: NoSkillz

Originally posted by: TheCorm

Originally posted by: Toasthead

Originally posted by: Czar
first... talk to her tell her she hurt you so much and that this is something you would never do, desired results, she on a guilt trip

second... dump her

Actually this is the best idea so far.

I like the thinking here too :evil:

I like your sig, one of the funniest simpsons I ever saw. 🙂

Yeah!, it was a classic...and that bit...priceless 🙂

 

[Jmmsbnd007]

s**? WTF? My prude 5th grader alarm just went off.

 

[kmac1914]

Originally posted by: Armoth
She obviously doesn't care about you. That crap ain't cool.

Kick her to the curb! Tell her to "Git out da do' Ho!"

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Vengenace booty is in order.

Sister, best friend, mother, cousin. Anything goes.

- M4H

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Have your way with her one more time and then dump her

 

[Zrom999]

Confront her with a chainsaw.

 

[zippy]

Cut her loose. You don't want a cheating bitch for a girlfriend anyway.

 

[Lager]

I don't want to even think about it. :|

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: werk
Sleep with her sister. Fixes everything.

Just kidding. Just dump her and move on. 🙁

doing her mom gets her back worse.

hell do em both, DHITB, at the same time and then tell her she sux0rs compared to them.

 

sdfsdfsdffsdfsdf

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski

Originally posted by: gordy
have a heart to heart, then tell her you have crabs

Better yet, have sex with her one last time, then when you "finish" tell her you got ghonarehia from her best friend.

Also be sure to throw in a DONKEY PUNCH!!!

hahahahaha

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: SONYFX
s** with someone else, what would you do?

I mean I'm in total shock here.

It depends.

Do you love her and can you deal with it?

Does she love you?

If no to either of those, move on. Neither of you are mature enough to have a serious relationship.

amish

 

[Ameesh]

HAHAHAHA im still reading this thread, its teh funny!