So if a girl tells you her friend doesn't have a boyfriend

[TechBoyJK]

Ladies,

If a girl that seemingly respects me, thinks I'm attractive and such, tells me that a friend of hers that I'm interested in doesn't have a boyfriend, but I find out that the girl actually does, could it be because she doesnt like the boyfriend and wanted me to step up to the plate and thought that maybe I wouldnt if I knew the girl had a boyfriend?

 

[Chrono]

no, you're a nerd. you know nothing. shut up.

 

[RagingBITCH]

Well the friend could be mistaken, or the friend hates that girl's boyfriend.

 

[tweakmm]

That, or this is the starting to the worst episode of "Punked!" ever.

 

[AdamSnow]

She was talking about herself in 3rd person.

She's actually a dude.

 

[exilera]

She won't date you unless you use punctuation.

If she's dating someone and is just waiting for something better, don't bother with the b*tch. She'll do the same thing to you when she gets bored.

 

[StageLeft]

You won't be hitting it any time soon, so give up.

 

[CPA]

WTF? My brain just imploded after reading that.

 

[desteffy]

Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen!

 

[tm37]

The girl iwants to bone you and to keep you around she is telling stories about her "friend."

 

[shimsham]

everybody plays the fool

sometime

 

[Leper Messiah]

ah...Where TF is the YAGT sign!!

 

[csiro]

The girl is a lesbian and wants her friend. She's using you to try to break her friend up with the bf.

 

[TechBoyJK]

No, the girl I'm talking about that told me this is the girl that got drunk and killed somebody in an accident, and I'm just sitting here reflecting on the night that I met her. I was talking to her about Megan. Both another friend of mine said Megan didn't have a boyfriend and so did this girl, and both Megan's friends gave me the idea that Megan was interested, but Megan subsequently rejected me after I told her I fellin love with her by saying you don't love me, and I already have a boyfriend that loves me so, fck off.

 

[RaDragon]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Ladies,

If a girl that seemingly respects me, thinks I'm attractive and such, tells me that a friend of hers that I'm interested in doesn't have a boyfriend, but I find out that the girl actually does, could it be because she doesnt like the boyfriend and wanted me to step up to the plate and thought that maybe I wouldnt if I knew the girl had a boyfriend?

They're prolly not exclusive. I haven't heard of a guy who didn't hit on a girl even if she did had a boyfriend.

 

[maddogchen]

dang...you should ditch these so called friends...

 

[Sentinel]

that's a BAD freaking idea, tell her to fsck herself and move on.

 

[Crucial]

stop posting now before it gets any worse.

 

[Blazin Trav]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
No, the girl I'm talking about that told me this is the girl that got drunk and killed somebody in an accident, and I'm just sitting here reflecting on the night that I met her. I was talking to her about Megan. Both another friend of mine said Megan didn't have a boyfriend and so did this girl, and both Megan's friends gave me the idea that Megan was interested, but Megan subsequently rejected me after I told her I fellin love with her by saying you don't love me, and I already have a boyfriend that loves me so, fck off.

Her friend obviously is not attracted to you, "she has a boyfriend" is a nice way of saying "no thanks."

 

[Argo]

Originally posted by: CPA
WTF? My brain just imploded after reading that.

Glad I'm not the only one.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
No, the girl I'm talking about that told me this is the girl that got drunk and killed somebody in an accident, and I'm just sitting here reflecting on the night that I met her. I was talking to her about Megan. Both another friend of mine said Megan didn't have a boyfriend and so did this girl, and both Megan's friends gave me the idea that Megan was interested, but Megan subsequently rejected me after I told her I fellin love with her by saying you don't love me, and I already have a boyfriend that loves me so, fck off.

wtfz... did anyone understand that?
I think its english but cant be sure...

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Ladies,

If a girl that seemingly respects me, thinks I'm attractive and such, tells me that a friend of hers that I'm interested in doesn't have a boyfriend, but I find out that the girl actually does, could it be because she doesnt like the boyfriend and wanted me to step up to the plate and thought that maybe I wouldnt if I knew the girl had a boyfriend?

LONGEST. SENTENCE. EVER!

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Ladies,

If a girl that seemingly respects me, thinks I'm attractive and such, tells me that a friend of hers that I'm interested in doesn't have a boyfriend, but I find out that the girl actually does, could it be because she doesnt like the boyfriend and wanted me to step up to the plate and thought that maybe I wouldnt if I knew the girl had a boyfriend?

LONGEST. SENTENCE. EVER!

I swear everything that TechBoyJK writes makes my eyes throb in pain. Just trying to get through his other post where he talks about this was pure torture.

 

[IBuyUFO]

Are you still in high school?

Edit:

I just read more of the thread. It made me wish I didn't read it. I'm not sure what he said mostly because I did not understand the language he used and sentences were way too long. Does that mean I have the attention span of a gnat?

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Ladies,

If a girl that seemingly respects me, thinks I'm attractive and such, tells me that a friend of hers that I'm interested in doesn't have a boyfriend, but I find out that the girl actually does, could it be because she doesnt like the boyfriend and wanted me to step up to the plate and thought that maybe I wouldnt if I knew the girl had a boyfriend?

"seemingly" is the operative word here.