So I went on a date

[thepd7]

Eye sea what ewe did their.

this

 

[amdhunter]

but it ended up being a bit of a damp squid. I guess I've been putting her on a peddle stool for too long, and anyway I think she's with someone else right now and using me as an escaped goat to get out of the relationship.

 

[moshquerade]

shens

You cannot shens yourself. That's some kind of Man Rule.

 

[DivideBYZero]

You cannot shens yourself. That's some kind of Man Rule.

shens

 

[dpodblood]

i dont get it either.
Then again, if it has to do with "the it crowd", i'm glad i don't get it.

what!!?!?!?!?!

 

[highland145]

You cannot shens yourself. That's some kind of Man Rule.

Goes along with dividing by zero. Anything is possible in a Man's Cave.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Anything is possible, at Zombo.com.

 

[BoomerD]

 

[acheron]

Anything is possible, at Zombo.com.

Anything at all. The only limit is yourself.

 

[Kadarin]

This thread peaks my interest.

 

[911paramedic]

If I posted stuff like this I'd be a lifer too.

We may never know how much the OP was had to drink.

How much he had to drink is a mute point. (or is it a newt point?)

 

[Nik]

you minus whale move on and get anudder date

 

[BoomerD]

you minus whale move on and get an udder date

fixored

 

[zinfamous]

your OP doesn't jive with what we know about you. But at least you seem to have nicked this one in the butt.

 

[Kadarin]

your OP doesn't jive with what we know about you. But at least you seem to have nicked this one in the butt.

He certainly sets a good president.

 

[zinfamous]

He certainly sets a good president.

...for all intensive purposes, anyway.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Oooook.... silly Brits.

Why do British people call a popsicle a "cold on the cob"? It's so weird.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Why do British people call a popsicle a "cold on the cob"? It's so weird.

No we don't. It's called a Lolly. No one calls anything a "cold on the cob".