So I went on a date

[DivideBYZero]

but it ended up being a bit of a damp squid. I guess I've been putting her on a peddle stool for too long, and anyway I think she's with someone else right now and using me as an escaped goat to get out of the relationship.

 

[vbuggy]

Kong Rat Chu Rations.

 

[edro]

sofa king we todd did

 

[Tristicus]

peddle stool

 

[TallBill]

Eye sea what ewe did their.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Don't except her taking you for granite!

 

[rcpratt]

lolwut, he did it 3 times and you thought it was serious?

 

[Printer Bandit]

it could be an aneurysm in your penis

 

[thirdeye]

IT Crowd watcher I see.

 

[highland145]

it could be an aneurysm in your penis

or the reverse.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Mind bottling story bro!

 

[kgokal]

I get the other 2, but what was damp squid?

 

[IndyColtsFan]

but it ended up being a bit of a damp squid. I guess i've been putting her on a peddle stool for too long, and anyway i think she's with someone else right now and using me as an escaped goat to get out of the relationship.

lol

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Don't except her taking you for granite!

Yeah, it sucks he was an "escaped goat," but I suppose we've all been there and it is just another rice of passage.

 

[mb]

I get the other 2, but what was damp squid?

Top of the league is a "damp squib", a term for failure named after a dud 19th century explosive mining device, which is often mispronounced as "damp squid." - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...-The-top-10-misquoted-phrases-in-Britain.html

Oooook.... silly Brits.

 

[moshquerade]

i am so out of the loop

 

[dud]

If I posted stuff like this I'd be a lifer too.

We may never know how much the OP was had to drink.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

I love lamp

 

[IndyColtsFan]

If I posted stuff like this I'd be a lifer too.

We may never know how much the OP was had to drink.

Well I am reasonably sure Emmitt Smith was sober and take a look at some of his gaffes on national TV (like the rice of passage remark I made earlier):

http://walterfootball.com/emmitt.php

 

[BurnItDwn]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

 

[meltdown75]

I love lamp

:thumbsup:

 

[dpodblood]

Did she kiss your bottom?

 

[Barfo]

Better catch that escaped goat XD

 

[DivideBYZero]

So I went on a date

shens

 

[Homerboy]

i am so out of the loop

I dont get it either.
Then again, if it has to do with "The IT Crowd", I'm glad I don't get it.