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So I was watching an amateur porn vid clip...

lupi

lupi

Lifer
And all I could think about was my art history class. Scene was some mid 20's girl who was in an upstairs den or converted attic laying nude on the floor trying to keep herself warm. Yet the thing that kept my attention was the window in the wall behind her. Judging by the light it was probably mid-morning, and the crossbar across the window was partially covered by curtains that were pulled away and tied against the wall. The result was a cross like shape that broke the light around it creating an interesting hue. I absolutely hated finding all the hidden meanings when looking through page after page of classical works of art in the class, but for some reason that caught my eye as if I was sitting at my desk while the teacher was flicking through the slideshow.
 
I'm pretty sure the hidden message in what you saw was "Congratulations... you've caught the ghey"
 
Nudity and sexuality make the best art.
Whether its hundreds of years old and valued at a million dollars, or homemade with a cheap webcam in some losers basement.
 
And all the while lupi is laughing at the typical responses in this thread...

Fuck you man. Just fuck you.
 
Kalmah said:
hmmm...

Tell us about the bewbies.
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Well, she must have spilled something on one as I recall at one point she was trying to lick it off.



And no, the gheydar isn't pinging. Probably more to do with changing too many dÍapers.
 
Video sounds interesting. Can you at least tell us the name of it and where it is?

Go to tube8 and search for "3 on one" or something like that. It's hilarious. Creepy and not sexy, but funny as hell.
 
That's cool bro. There comes a time when you are so desensitized to porn and the usual banging and facials that you can appreciate some of the other elements. Like when the chick in a porno comes from quiet gasps to eardrum-shattering shrieks and all you can think of is the 'Ramble On' sequence from that rockumentary called 'It Might Get Loud' where Jimmy Page talks about 'dynamics, light shade, whisper to a thunder, sort of intoxicating...invites you in.'
 
perhaps this is more your liking?

titan_double-barrel_gayporn-box.jpg
 
theprodigalrebel said:
That's cool bro. There comes a time when you are so desensitized to porn and the usual banging and facials that you can appreciate some of the other elements. Like when the chick in a porno comes from quiet gasps to eardrum-shattering shrieks and all you can think of is the 'Ramble On' sequence from that rockumentary called 'It Might Get Loud' where Jimmy Page talks about 'dynamics, light shade, whisper to a thunder, sort of intoxicating...invites you in.'
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You and lupi should get together and talk about common interests, like art, film, and the desire to have a man's penis in your behind.
 
lupi said:
And all I could think about was my art history class. Scene was some mid 20's girl who was in an upstairs den or converted attic laying nude on the floor trying to keep herself warm. Yet the thing that kept my attention was the window in the wall behind her. Judging by the light it was probably mid-morning, and the crossbar across the window was partially covered by curtains that were pulled away and tied against the wall. The result was a cross like shape that broke the light around it creating an interesting hue. I absolutely hated finding all the hidden meanings when looking through page after page of classical works of art in the class, but for some reason that caught my eye as if I was sitting at my desk while the teacher was flicking through the slideshow.
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The fail must be quoted.
 
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