So I was walking behind two old ladies...

Azndude51

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and one of them farted, REALLY loud, like the after effects of eating beans and drinking beer, at least 6 other people heard it and i saw a couple chuckle.

I was walking only a couple feet behind them because I was trying to fine room to pass them since they were walking slow. I normally don't find fart jokes that funny, but I had use a lot of effort to keep from laughing.
 

Azndude51

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Originally posted by: LordMaul
Is this your personal blog for your daily walking trips or what?

yes :p

It's hard not to observe people when walking to class and back.
 

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Originally posted by: Azndude51
Originally posted by: LordMaul
Is this your personal blog for your daily walking trips or what?

yes :p

It's hard not to observe people when walking to class and back.

What were a couple of old farts doing on campus? were they professors?

Nate
 

skyking

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two old ladies were at a local restaurant. One came back from the bathroom with a really long comet. My wife and I are dying indside, then the two ladies discover it and bust up for real. :)
 

DanTMWTMP

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Originally posted by: skyking
two old ladies were at a local restaurant. One came back from the bathroom with a really long comet. My wife and I are dying indside, then the two ladies discover it and bust up for real. :)

what's a comet :confused: A really long, whiny fart?
 

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I'm sure you'll think it's hilarious when you get old and can't control your farts.

Life happens, get over it.
 

DanTMWTMP

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on topic of farts...

anyone see that Cartoon Network April Fools special? Ghost in the Fart and Fart Metal Alchemist was on, and holy crap, stupid fart humor had me laughing pretty hard from those two episodes. The ending part of that Fart Metal Alchemist episode had me dying...
 

Azndude51

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Originally posted by: NTB
Originally posted by: Azndude51
Originally posted by: LordMaul
Is this your personal blog for your daily walking trips or what?

yes :p

It's hard not to observe people when walking to class and back.

What were a couple of old farts doing on campus? were they professors?

Nate

I have no idea what they were doing on campus. They definitely weren't professors, one of them had a walker and I'm pretty sure they were at least 75.
 

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That's a new low. Blaming the noise of you busting ass on some old ladies... *tsk tsk tsk*
 

skyking

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Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Originally posted by: skyking
two old ladies were at a local restaurant. One came back from the bathroom with a really long comet. My wife and I are dying indside, then the two ladies discover it and bust up for real. :)

what's a comet :confused: A really long, whiny fart?

A comet is a tail of toilet paper.
 

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Originally posted by: Azndude51
...I normally don't find fart jokes that funny, but I had use a lot of effort to keep from laughing.
You should have just laughed your ass off. Why supress laughter, especially when someone does something that stupid in public. Maybe next time, she'd use a little self control in fear of being laughed at for being disgusting.