She might *say* she loves you, but she's thinking you're the worlds biggest dumbass and is looking for a smarter husband. She knows she has to divorce you now before you lose everything $300 at a time.
Where the hell did you get that idea? is this your first day on AT???
Wow! My roommate just call his "girlfriend's" number, a guy answered. He said that he doesn't but his friend does. Then we handed off the phone to my Indian roommate, and he talked to him with an Indian accent.
*In Indian Accent*
RM: "I'll tell you what buddy, my driveway is shit. I need fixing."
Him: "I can have the guy who does it give you a call tomorrow."
RM: "No no, not tomorrow, tonight."
We burst out laughing, and he hangs up.
Wow, that thread is amazing. What the hell goes through these people's heads?You must have missed the thread where the guy paid $600+ for a locksmith to wreck his door.
Edit:
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=261807&highlight=locksmith
(Search worked great - found it with one keyword and it was the first post in the list)
go fill the girlfriend's driveway. 😉
OP have you canceled the check yet? If not then you are twice the idiot.
OP have you canceled the check yet? If not then you are twice the idiot.
Everyone call his girlfriend asking if she can come do anal porn