So I was mowing the lawn yesterday and walked into a HUGE spiderweb

[BoomerD]

What a lovely little shelob...and from the sounds of it, she's working hard to keep your place free of nasty insects.

 

[edro]

That is an Elephantasis orboratic weaver.

Its webbing is toxic and causes elephantitis approximately 36 hours after contact.

Sorry.

 

[Miramonti]

Make a tea out of him and you will have sexual vitality for the rest of your life.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Omnislash!

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: edro
That is an Elephantasis orboratic weaver.

Its webbing is toxic and causes elephantitis approximately 36 hours after contact.Sorry.

Ah geez...don't tell them that...Now half of ATOT will be going there and rubbing their dicks on the web...and hoping that it works for them...

 

[Fingolfin269]

I would never be able to mow again.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: joesmoke
somebody alert syringer?

What's he going to do?

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: eldorado99
Isn't that just a barn spider? Big whoop, theres hundreds of those in my yard right now. In fact there is one big one that made a web in my window. I named it Wally.

Tell us when one weaves a web with the word Wilbur in it.

 

[ViviTheMage]

AAAaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: krylon
camera specs?

It's in the EXIF. Panasonic DMC-ZS3, f/4, 1/125, 6mm FL (no idea how that translates to 35mm equivalent in that camera).

 

[KeithTalent]

Ugh, so not clicking that. Bit of an arachnophobe here.

KT

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Ugh, so not clicking that. Bit of an arachnophobe here.

KT

Bigot

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

I think spiders are the only thing on ATOT that won't get you mocked for freaking out and running to your wife to defend you PS please nuke that thing.

 

[xom3gawave]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: Scouzer
When spiders get that big the best way to kill them is to use a hard cover book. Open the book, insert spider, slam book shut. Throw the book into the garbage.

Throw kerosene in the trashcan, calmly toss smoldering cigar in while walking away in slow motion. Fuck spiders.

the smoldering fire will act as a homing beacon for the necessary surgical air strike that will drop a fuel air bomb to take out three city blocks.

Three city blocks will act as yet another homing beacon for the necessary several hundred megaton bomb that will incinerate the South Eastern United States and potentially some outlying countries.

 

[Vonkhan]

You're gonna need a bigger boat

 

[Excelsior]

I don't see the problem here. It kills bugs for you and is essentially harmless.

 

[Buttzilla]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: edro
That is an Elephantasis orboratic weaver.

Its webbing is toxic and causes elephantitis approximately 36 hours after contact.Sorry.

Ah geez...don't tell them that...Now half of ATOT will be going there and rubbing their dicks on the web...and hoping that it works for them...

hahahahaha :beer:

 

[maziwanka]

sick!

 

[coloumb]

Originally posted by: BassBomb
oh my god NUKE THE WHOLE CONTINENT

there's the "nuke it from orbit" comment!!!

When it comes to spiders - I turn into a crying scared little girld... I can't stand them...

If there is a hell - that's what my punishment will be - being tormented by spiders.

 

[timosyy]

Originally posted by: OCguy
On second thought, dont. This video says not to.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU

alwkjdhak WHY DID I WATCH THAT

/nightmares

 

[Slapstick]

Originally posted by: OCguy
On second thought, dont. This video says not to.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU

You owe me 4:30 minutes of my life back!

 

[manowar821]

Awww, you made a friend. Put him in a dark corner of your home and he'll eat bugs for you. Spiders are great.

 

[Oceandevi]

One of these flew down and hit me in the back of my neck the other day.
http://www.bestfoto.com/Galler...allery_008/cicadas.jpg

I heard it coming too!!!!

 

[thecoolnessrune]

I looked to see where you lived and wasn't surprised to find you were pretty close to me. I see these things all the darn time and they're way too big for my comfort. Hate when they cling to the side of the house.

Unfortunately now that deer season has started up again it will soon be time for these motherfuckers to show up again. I wouldn't care so much if they weren't so damn big.. when they can cover my face.. They're too damn big.

EDIT: Fixed Link

 

[oiprocs]

Pfft, K7 rocks your shitty camera.

<-- Knows nothing about cameras.