So I was illegally downloading a bunch of porn on my new torrent client

[shortylickens]

and I noticed that in his suspiciously successful career Ron Jeremy has gone from 8 mm, to 35 mm, to magnetic video, to digital video, to HD, to 4k.


That fuckin hedgehog should never have been allowed to make porn in the first place.
what the hell?

 

[DigDog]

Excuse me, Ron Jeremy is ten times the man you are. If he can, THEN WE ALL CAN!!

What a man. What an inspiration. Truly a hero of mankind.

 

[PliotronX]

Hey porn Mario is a crown jewel of the United states

 

[Jon-T]

and I noticed that in his suspiciously successful career Ron Jeremy has gone from 8 mm, to 35 mm, to magnetic video, to digital video, to HD, to 4k.


That fuckin hedgehog should never have been allowed to make porn in the first place.
what the hell?

suspiciously successful career?

Something tells me that while you claim knowledge of his early work you aren't aware of how he was in the early days.

 

[DigDog]

The phrase "music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it" applies to porn just as well. Those Rocco Siffredi gym body guys ruined it for all of us.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Ron is the Chuck Norris of p0rn.

 

[Perknose]

Certain posters here display an alarmingly intimate knowledge of porn. Porn is like kissing a garden hose and thinking you're making out. Porn is your signal to the universe that you've given up. Watching porn is like being stuck forever in the McDonald's drive in, with only enough money for a kids Happy Meal.

A money shot is your sad, sad shot of special sauce. Try not to get any on 'ya, k? An over-endowed doofus just successfully penetrated an overly made up "not really a babe" with fake tits in multiple orifices? THIS is what passes for scintillating entertainment in your life? At least wipe up afterwards.

I know these things because I, ummmmm, read a lot.

Not convinced of the abysmally sad surrender of a porn addiction? Maybe this last statement will wake you up . . . Terrabytes of porn is a key enthusiasm that you and shorty proudly have in common. It's like you're brothers from another mother! Why, folks can hardly tell you apart!

 

[Mai72]

This is bad stuff.

No?

 

[Darwin333]

You sound jealous, stubby.

 

[Lanyap]

How’s Ron doing?

 

[shortylickens]

How’s Ron doing?

We arent buddies.
I just see his wrinkled knob an awful lot in movies.
Way too much.
Like, at all.

 

[dasherHampton]

Japanese mom porn is a weakness of mine. There are some incredibly hot older Japanese porn actresses out there, and holy hell do they know how to put on a show. I like good looking older Japanese women.

As long as we're not talking REALLY old. The granny stuff is way past what I consider acceptable. If you're into granny porn it might be time to seek help.

Yoga porn is hot as hell.

 

[mikeymikec]

I avoid Japanese porn like the plague. Two reasons:

1 - their age of consent is absurdly low
2 - there seems to be an obsession with making adult women look like they're underage ('underage' at least by Western standards)

Those two points frankly creep me the fuck out.

 

[snoopy7548]

Japanese mom porn is a weakness of mine. There are some incredibly hot older Japanese porn actresses out there, and holy hell do they know how to put on a show. I like good looking older Japanese women.

As long as we're not talking REALLY old. The granny stuff is way past what I consider acceptable. If you're into granny porn it might be time to seek help.

Yoga porn is hot as hell.

You should watch yourself. First it starts with mom porn, then before you know it you're just looking at granny porn, then you're like, "oh, this isn't too bad" and then you're like, "I'm really into this now."

 

[dasherHampton]

I don't know, my age range in that particular regard has stayed pretty stable throughout my life.

I know she's not Japanese, but when I was young and Connie Chung was like 40 I was completely smitten. She was my dream girl.

The martial arts star, Michelle Yeoh (I think that's her name) is so hot. Or was, at least. I'd give anything for her to kick my ass.

Maggie Q is about as young as I go. God she is beautiful.

 

[sdifox]

Op is like trump, not understanding search history.

 

[WelshBloke]

We arent buddies.
I just see his wrinkled knob an awful lot in movies.
Way too much.
Like, at all.

You know that you don't have to watch him? I mean if you're not enjoying it whats the point?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!! Downloading porn torrents is illegal?!?!?!?!?

 

[shortylickens]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!! Downloading porn torrents is illegal?!?!?!?!?

Only if its still in copyright. Luckily 99% of it is never enforced.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Ron is successful in his career because of his hard work. In addition to adult films, he has acted in a number of excellent Troma features. That guy is a true workaholic.

 

[WelshBloke]

Only if its still in copyright. Luckily 99% of it is never enforced.

See I'd have thought porn torrenting would be an easy one to get people to settle on!

 

[DigDog]

I hope everyone posting here has watched Orgazmo at least once.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I hope everyone posting here has watched Orgazmo at least once.

I watched it, then waited half an hour and watched it again.

 

[Captante]

I know these things because I, ummmmm, read a lot.

Aim AWAY from the keyboard!

 

[OutHouse]

I hope everyone posting here has watched Orgazmo at least once.

worst movie ever