So I was helping a friend at his bar by checking IDs...

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Amused
And HOLY CRAP!!

I never thought about it until just then...

People born in my senior year of High School are now old enough to drink!!!

:Q

gawd damn you are so damn old.... wow... just wow grandpa... What was the great war like grandpaw?



-Max

The great war was fine. Our only regret is that we let your parents live.

<^>

Bwhahahahahahah

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Contact AARP.

Not for another 18 years.

And I wouldn't join that socialist pile of crap if you paid me.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Amused
I'm 38 in august. I graduated in 85.

Bah, I have underwear older than you..in fact I'm wearing a pair as I post this!

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Amused
I'm 38 in august. I graduated in 85.

Bah, I have underwear older than you..in fact I'm wearing a pair as I post this!

So THAT'S why your name is on the EPA Superfund site list!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Amused
And HOLY CRAP!!

I never thought about it until just then...

People born in my senior year of High School are now old enough to drink!!!

:Q

You and I are the same age.

 

[huesmann]

Originally posted by: Nik
There there, Amused.

*pats you on the back*

oops, sorry, wouldn't want to break any of those fragile bones!

*hands you an Ensure can*

Don't forget the Depends!

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Amused
And HOLY CRAP!!

I never thought about it until just then...

People born in my senior year of High School are now old enough to drink!!!

:Q

You and I are the same age.

Now THAT'S a scary thought.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: huesmann

Originally posted by: Nik
There there, Amused.

*pats you on the back*

oops, sorry, wouldn't want to break any of those fragile bones!

*hands you an Ensure can*

Don't forget the Depends!

I'm fine, but you better check on Red Dawn. He's been wearing the same diaper for years now.

 

[elektrolokomotive]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: Citrix

Nearly everyone is shocked when they learn I'm 37. Most assume I'm in my mid to late 20s.

you graduated in 84? I turn 37 in October and i grauated in 1987 at 18. you some sort of child prodigy that didnt bloom after high school?

I'm 38 in august. I graduated in 85.

So I lied. It's just easier and more dramatic to say "senior year."

:beer: <<Ensure can.

hell ill have one with you :beer:

damn you just made me realize this month i have been out of High School for 18 years.

25 years for me this year.

 

[huesmann]

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
fortunately, you're not too old to screw them

Tell the ones who have fake IDs that you need to screen them with their IDs in the restroom.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I was old enough to ride a 2 wheeler when you graduated from HS (born in 1980)

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: huesmann

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
fortunately, you're not too old to screw them

Tell the ones who have fake IDs that you need to screen them with their IDs in the restroom.

That's OK. It's simply amazing at how many women are perfectly willing to flash their boobs at a doorman.

 

[Feldenak]

Heh, I had a girl tell me I looked 24 this past weekend...I turned 31 this past March

 

[DrPizza]

I used to get into bars all the time when I was under-aged in a college town. (Age was 18, then 19 back then... I'm a year older than you, Amused)

Anyway, I'd give the guy at the door my ID. He'd put it up to the light. Then he'd put it up to the blacklight. Then he'd hold it at an angle and look for cuts. He did everything possible to make sure it wasn't altered. "Okay, go ahead."
But, he never checked the date!!! I was under-aged, using a real ID that said so.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I used to get into bars all the time when I was under-aged in a college town. (Age was 18, then 19 back then... I'm a year older than you, Amused)

Anyway, I'd give the guy at the door my ID. He'd put it up to the light. Then he'd put it up to the blacklight. Then he'd hold it at an angle and look for cuts. He did everything possible to make sure it wasn't altered. "Okay, go ahead."
But, he never checked the date!!! I was under-aged, using a real ID that said so.

:laugh:

The FIRST thing I checked was the date, then the pic, then the authenticity of the ID.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: huesmann

Originally posted by: Nik
There there, Amused.

*pats you on the back*

oops, sorry, wouldn't want to break any of those fragile bones!

*hands you an Ensure can*

Don't forget the Depends!

I'm fine, but you better check on Red Dawn. He's been wearing the same diaper for years now.

Well I'd throw them away except there's an Image of the Virgin Mary on them!

 

[EyeMWing]

AARP - Anandtech Association of Retired People

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: huesmann

Originally posted by: Nik
There there, Amused.

*pats you on the back*

oops, sorry, wouldn't want to break any of those fragile bones!

*hands you an Ensure can*

Don't forget the Depends!

I'm fine, but you better check on Red Dawn. He's been wearing the same diaper for years now.

Well I'd throw them away except there's an Image of the Virgin Mary on them!

HOLY SH!T!!!

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: huesmann

Originally posted by: Nik
There there, Amused.

*pats you on the back*

oops, sorry, wouldn't want to break any of those fragile bones!

*hands you an Ensure can*

Don't forget the Depends!

I'm fine, but you better check on Red Dawn. He's been wearing the same diaper for years now.

Well I'd throw them away except there's an Image of the Virgin Mary on them!

eBay you old fart. I know using the computer is a real challenge for someone of your advanced years but you could afford to buy a whole case of diapers with the proceeds from that one sale.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: huesmann

Originally posted by: Nik
There there, Amused.

*pats you on the back*

oops, sorry, wouldn't want to break any of those fragile bones!

*hands you an Ensure can*

Don't forget the Depends!

I'm fine, but you better check on Red Dawn. He's been wearing the same diaper for years now.

Well I'd throw them away except there's an Image of the Virgin Mary on them!

eBay you old fart. I know using the computer is a real challenge for someone of your advanced years but you could afford to buy a whole case of diapers with the proceeds from that one sale.

In Alabamy were you're all from they call my shorts "Soup Starter"

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: huesmann

Originally posted by: Nik
There there, Amused.

*pats you on the back*

oops, sorry, wouldn't want to break any of those fragile bones!

*hands you an Ensure can*

Don't forget the Depends!

I'm fine, but you better check on Red Dawn. He's been wearing the same diaper for years now.

Well I'd throw them away except there's an Image of the Virgin Mary on them!

eBay you old fart. I know using the computer is a real challenge for someone of your advanced years but you could afford to buy a whole case of diapers with the proceeds from that one sale.

In Alabamy were you're all from they call my shorts "Soup Starter"

Actually, where I'm from I'd call you a Hoopie.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: huesmann

Originally posted by: Nik
There there, Amused.

*pats you on the back*

oops, sorry, wouldn't want to break any of those fragile bones!

*hands you an Ensure can*

Don't forget the Depends!

I'm fine, but you better check on Red Dawn. He's been wearing the same diaper for years now.

Well I'd throw them away except there's an Image of the Virgin Mary on them!

eBay you old fart. I know using the computer is a real challenge for someone of your advanced years but you could afford to buy a whole case of diapers with the proceeds from that one sale.

In Alabamy were you're all from they call my shorts "Soup Starter"

Actually, where I'm from I'd call you a Hoopie.

No, it would be "Your Honor"

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn


Actually, where I'm from I'd call you a Hoopie.

No, it would be "Your Honor"
[/quote]

Where I come from, it would be "bitch."

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: Red Dawn


Actually, where I'm from I'd call you a Hoopie.

No, it would be "Your Honor"

Where I come from, it would be "bitch."

[/quote]Posting from the "Joint" again?

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: Red Dawn


Actually, where I'm from I'd call you a Hoopie.

No, it would be "Your Honor"

Where I come from, it would be "bitch."

Posting from the "Joint" again?

[/quote]

Not with the way you swish, sweet cheeks.