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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
1. Collect beer and cold chicken
2. Cruise
3. ?????#*#???
4. PROFIT!
Originally posted by: NINaudio
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
1. Collect beer and cold chicken
2. Cruise
3. ?????#*#???
4. PROFIT!
But what's step 3?
(I didn't read the whole thread, so I hope noone else said this already. :laugh: )
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
....and thought I'd do some grocery shopping. I headed into a food lion and grabbed a cart...bought picked up a loaf of bread and some diet coke... Then it hit me. I realized it was 8:00pm and I hadn't eaten anything since lunch. So I thought, I'll check the deli. They didn't have much...just a couple of boxes of cold fried chicken. I grabbed a 4 piece box and thought, "what would go good with chicken?" Then it hit me...I headed to the beer section and grabbed a nice cold 24oz can of Coors Light. I hit the checkout in full force to pay and get out of there. I got in my car, ripped open the chicken and cracked into the cold beer. I then started my car up and headed down the road doing 25 mph through the ghetto...eating cold fried chicken and drinking beer. That's when it hit me.....my life kicks @ss! It was a great feeling.
1. Collect beer and cold chicken
2. Cruise
3. ?????#*#???
4. PROFIT!
Originally posted by: yllus
Someone reeeeeeeeeeeeally needs a life...Originally posted by: wbresson
Personally when I see someone chugging a beer while driving I call the cops and follow the car around to make sure that the cops find them, count yourself lucky I don't live where ever you do
Originally posted by: MadPeriot
Originally posted by: SampSon
Very poor taste in beer.
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
....and thought I'd do some grocery shopping. I headed into a food lion and grabbed a cart...bought picked up a loaf of bread and some diet coke... Then it hit me. I realized it was 8:00pm and I hadn't eaten anything since lunch. So I thought, I'll check the deli. They didn't have much...just a couple of boxes of cold fried chicken. I grabbed a 4 piece box and thought, "what would go good with chicken?" Then it hit me...I headed to the beer section and grabbed a nice cold 24oz can of Coors Light. I hit the checkout in full force to pay and get out of there. I got in my car, ripped open the chicken and cracked into the cold beer. I then started my car up and headed down the road doing 25 mph through the ghetto...eating cold fried chicken and drinking beer. That's when it hit me.....my life kicks @ss! It was a great feeling.
1. Collect beer and cold chicken
2. Cruise
3. ?????#*#???
4. PROFIT!
Originally posted by: lancestorm
driving with an open container? drinking and driving? what a winner we have here ladies and gents...
then why did you bump it?Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
This has got to be the stupidest thread in ATOT history.
Originally posted by: joshsquall
Open container in car = bad.
Originally posted by: Amused
Oh yeah, because one beer makes a person sooooo drunk, right?
Originally posted by: moshquerade
then why did you bump it?Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
This has got to be the stupidest thread in ATOT history.
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: moshquerade
here's a bigger hint, on your character: you are a supporter of drinking and driving.
Drinking within REASON.
Again, a SINGLE BEER will impair the average person LESS than OTC cold and allergy meds, or having a cold or flu.
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: lancestorm
. Who's the one lacking common sense and reason even on this topic? Proves your common sense and reason might be lacking in other areas (including the d&d part of this thread).
Um, no. I'm not the one claiming a single beer impairs the average person too much to drive safely. That would be you.
And with the exception of the open container law, the BAC limit law, as ridiculously low as it is, agrees with ME, not you. A single beer will not take the average person anywhere near .08.
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: lancestorm
I"m sure that the open container law has saved lives.
Beyond all the insults and bullsh!t, It all boils down to this.
Prove it.
The problem is, you have a religious kind of belief in this. Not one based in fact.
yeh, your first mistake, you "browsed" so therefore you don't know sh#t about the whole thread, as usual.Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
Originally posted by: moshquerade
then why did you bump it?Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
This has got to be the stupidest thread in ATOT history.
It looked somewhat interesting. I saw it on the "Today" page, and browsed through the first couple of pages until I realized how retarded it was. Your comment on the first page was probably one of the stupidest.
Originally posted by: SampSon
You people get your panties in a bunch about the legality of everything.
Why not just jump right into orwellian society and call it a day.
Yeah. This thread really suffered. Do us all a favor and get AIDS, please?Originally posted by: moshquerade
yeh, your first mistake, you "browsed" so therefore you don't know sh#t about the whole thread, as usual.Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
Originally posted by: moshquerade
then why did you bump it?Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
This has got to be the stupidest thread in ATOT history.
It looked somewhat interesting. I saw it on the "Today" page, and browsed through the first couple of pages until I realized how retarded it was. Your comment on the first page was probably one of the stupidest.
any thread becomes more stupid just by having you post in it.
your stupidity is unsurpassed by anyone on this forumOriginally posted by: Saulbadguy
Yeah. This thread really suffered. Do us all a favor and get AIDS, please?Originally posted by: moshquerade
yeh, your first mistake, you "browsed" so therefore you don't know sh#t about the whole thread, as usual.Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
Originally posted by: moshquerade
then why did you bump it?Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
This has got to be the stupidest thread in ATOT history.
It looked somewhat interesting. I saw it on the "Today" page, and browsed through the first couple of pages until I realized how retarded it was. Your comment on the first page was probably one of the stupidest.
any thread becomes more stupid just by having you post in it.