So I was at the swimming pool today...

Noirish

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Today was a little cold in the afternoon, but I went swimming regardless because it's a good exercise. Anyway, the neighborhood pool was pretty empty, there were only 2 lifeguards and 7 people including myself. As I was getting prepared, I sort of checked out what's going on in the surrounding. I saw one teen couple in the pool just sort of hugging each other, 2 people were swimming a couple lanes away from them, then there was another teen couple in the hot tub hugging each other too. Well, hugging right? Maybe not the best place, but there was nothing wrong with that either.

A brief description of the facility. The lifeguards were sitting near the entrance and minding their own business, and about 20 feet in front of them was the pool, then at the end of pool there was the hot tub 15 feet away.

Anyway, I was facing the couple in the hot tub as I was getting ready. The guy was sitting against the side and they were basically chest to chest and face to face so the girl must sit on his laps. Fine. But, I noticed something weird...she was kind of moving up and down rhythmically. Uh...I thought to myself, it couldn't have been... Maybe they were just, you know, rubbing against each other, at least, she was. They were teens, and it's under broad daylight for Christ sake.

So, I decided to ignore them and started swimming. Every few laps, I glimpsed over, but they were still in that exat position and she was still "moving". Why in the world was she moving like that, I thought to myself? Anyway, it must have been 10-15 minutes, finally, a new person came. He headed straight over to the hot tub. I examed his reaction, it looked like there wasn't anything going on there. But after he got in, they got up to leave a couple minutes later. I noticed another weird thing. He was fixing his trunks, including tightening it...

Was I just too crazy to actually think they were doing "IT"?
 

gururu

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that's sick. sex or no sex, plain old straddling in a public hot tub is just WRONG.
 

XMan

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Hmm, it was probably painful for her, doing it in the water presents . . .umm . . . lubrication issues.
 

billandopus

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*Remembers an old joke*

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They don't. Californians screw in hot tubs.


Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ......... having said all this, screwing in hot tubs is an amazing experience.
 

Ketteringo

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Originally posted by: mugs
That takes balls.

Mitch : ...and all I want to do is get some fvcking sleep.
Beanie : Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fvck, sh!t, b!tch."
Frank : Cock. Balls.
Beanie : I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it.
 

Orsorum

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Originally posted by: Ketteringo
Originally posted by: mugs
That takes balls.

Mitch : ...and all I want to do is get some fvcking sleep.
Beanie : Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fvck, sh!t, b!tch."
Frank : Cock. Balls.
Beanie : I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it.

:D :beer:!
 

OutHouse

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something sure went on in my hot tub last night. :D :beer: :wine:
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DurocShark

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Originally posted by: bill_n_opus
*Remembers an old joke*

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They don't. Californians screw in hot tubs.


Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ......... having said all this, screwing in hot tubs is an amazing experience.

Indeed. ESPECIALLY when there are people around. :p
 

Pepsei

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Originally posted by: X-Man
Hmm, it was probably painful for her, doing it in the water presents . . .umm . . . lubrication issues.

Yeah, done it before... or tried to ... it is painful.