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So I think I'm gonna have to kick this chick's ass

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Next time she mouths off, stand up and kick her in the mouth. Hit her hard enough that she falls backward in her chair.

Oh, and record it. We always enjoy a good catfight, but I think this will take it to the next level.
 
Originally posted by: PHiuR
if you don't like her stop playing poker with her.

simple.
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I enjoy the poker and the other people there too much to be chased off by some socially inept self-absorbed b!tch who thinks there'll be no consequences.
 
Originally posted by: Amused
Chickensh!t.
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She of course had no way to know this, and I'm trying not to hold that against her, but that word is a red flag to a bull for me. My abusive mother used to call me that when I was growing up, usually followed by a bitchslap or a foot up my ass. I think that's what got me willing to pick a fight.
 
Originally posted by: sixone
Originally posted by: Amused
Chickensh!t.
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She of course had no way to know this, and I'm trying not to hold that against her, but that word is a red flag to a bull for me. My abusive mother used to call me that when I was growing up, usually followed by a bitchslap or a foot up my ass. I think that's what got me willing to pick a fight.
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sounds like you need someone to take it out on

she seems like the perfect person 😉
 
seems to me if she makes playing poker this miserable then you got one of two choices either stop playing or put up or shut up, deal with it and continue to be miserable or take it to the next level and hope you fight better than you play poker 😛




 
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
seems to me if she makes playing poker this miserable then you got one of two choices either stop playing or put up or shut up, deal with it and continue to be miserable or take it to the next level and hope you fight better than you play poker 😛
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Quitting poker isn't an option, or a power I'm willing to give her over me. I'd feel like a total loser at life if I let her think she could do whatever she wanted to me, so putting up is NOT an option. The only thing left is to wait until she crosses the line again, and then sock it to her.
 
Originally posted by: sixone
Originally posted by: shilala
I've exhausted the masturbation potential of this thread.
Thanks for the material sixone!!! 🙂
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Ummmm....you're welcome? 😱
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I oughta be good till at least 8:00 or 10:00 tonight, if you can come up with pics or video by then, it'd be much appreciated. 😉
 
Make small talk to the other players about the damage in New Orleans. Then tell them that maybe you should send <insert fatass's name here> over there to help. You heard they could use a large dike to help stop the flooding.
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
How about slipping her a mickey, then doing something embarassing to her and posting pics on the internet?
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LOL. Just posting her pic on the net would be embarrassing enough, except maybe to her. She wears t-shirts or sweatshirts all the time and clearly doesn't spend any time on her hair, it's a frizzy skanky mess. I don't know how I could possibly make her embarrassed.
 
Well you should fold maybe 9/10 hands anyway (if not more). Nothing wrong with letting her take it. Now if she really thinks people are chicken to fold, then use that knowledge against her. It means she will stay in the game with mediocre hands. Sit back. Fold a lot of hands. Let her call you names. Then when you finally get a good one, take her for all she's got, since she probably is staying in with a mediocre hand. Repeat. Soon you'll be rich and she'll be pennyless. That is a lot better revenge than kicking her ass.
 
so she is better than you at poker and you are pissed but instead of getting better, you want to beat her up?

grow up.
 
if what u say is true...then let her be. Wallowing in her shallow existence is punishment enough. In fact, I would sympathize with her each time she lashed out..
 
Originally posted by: dullard
Well you should fold maybe 9/10 hands anyway (if not more). Nothing wrong with letting her take it. Now if she really thinks people are chicken to fold, then use that knowledge against her. It means she will stay in the game with mediocre hands. Sit back. Fold a lot of hands. Let her call you names. Then when you finally get a good one, take her for all she's got, since she probably is staying in with a mediocre hand. Repeat. Soon you'll be rich and she'll be pennyless. That is a lot better revenge than kicking her ass.
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We play with a pretty skilled group, I should try goading her into giving her money to the other people at the table, as well. Hmmmm.....a few well placed "chickensh!t"s of my own might do the trick. 😀
 
Originally posted by: sixone
Originally posted by: shimsham
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: salt9876
umm wat i missed it?
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dude, you totally missed out! dayum - it was the craziest thing i've ever seen!!!1!
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Yeah, I doubt we'll ever see anything that awesome on AT again. :beer:
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sixone looked pretty hot in that birthday suit!:thumbsup:
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I look pretty hot out of it, too! 😛
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Must see this birthday suit pictar of which you speak. Merely asking out of professional poker player curiousity of course.
 
Originally posted by: sixone
Well, I know I could take her, but I suspect she'd straighten up and fly right (at least around me) if her ass was on the line. I know she doesn't like me, but her good opinion is worthless, IMHO. I feel like I have to defend my honor, since she insulted me, and I didn't do anything about it; nobody else is going to. I can't beat her at poker, so I have to resort to physical force, which part of me thinks is wrong.
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good gawd what are you waiting for? put that biotch in her place, and then hope she doesn't sit on you.

 
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