So Jimbo and Bubba, two country boys newly moved to the big city, decide they want to see a movie. Neither of them has a car, so they rent one from a local store, roll the windows down, and loudly drive to the theater, to the jeers of the local high schoolers. They arrive nice and early, and park in the empty parking lot. Walking out of the movie theater three hours later, they are horrified to see that the parking lot is FULL of cars! "Where d'ya figger our car is?" asks Bubba. Jimbo, being the thinker of the two, scratches his head and says, "Well, ah reckon we jes' wait until everyone else drives away. Our car'll be the only one left!" So, they sit and wait. Finally, as the last movies get out at 2 AM, people trickle out of the theater, and drive off one by one. By three, their car is the only one in the lot, so they promptly get in and drive home.
The next week, Bubba wants to see a movie again. Remembering what happened last time, Jimbo goes out and rents a motorcycle, to ensure that they won't have any problems finding their ride on the way back. They put on their leather jackets, made from the deer that Jimbo shot last season, and ride off, to even more ridicule. They arrive at the theater, park the motorcycle near the entrance, and go inside. Unfortunately for them, a local gang of bikers happens to pass by the place, and on seeing another motorcycle parked at the theater, they decide to stop in to catch a porno. Bubba and Jimbo exit the theater, and are shocked to see dozens of other motorcycles around theirs. "Well, whut do we do now?" asks Bubba. "I reckon we gotta do the same thing as last time..jus' wait for all the other folks to clear out, and our motorbike will be the last one left," Jimbo explains.
Finally, at 4 AM, the motorcycle gang gets tired of forcing the projectionist to play more and more pornos for free, so they exit the theater, mount their bikes, and roar off. Jimbo and Bubba ride home in silence.
The next week, Jimbo calls Bubba up and exclaims, "I gotta sure-fire way to see a movie tonight without waitin' fer hours afterwards! Come on over and tek a look!" Intrigued, Bubba stops by Jimbo's place, and sees a full-grown elephant tied to a tree. They happily get on the elephant and ride to the theater, tie it up outside, and go in. Unfortunately for them, a travelling circus happens to pass by, and seeing the elephant, decide that this would be a great place to set up for a few days. Jimbo and Bubba come out of the theater, and are astounded to see a good twenty elephants, all tied up. Jimbo is stumped. "Ah dunno, Bubba...I'm thinkin' the theater jus' ain't right fer us." Bubba looks at the elephants for a bit, then walks over to the first one and lifts its tail. "Nope," he says, doing the same to a second. "Nope..." "Wut do you think yer doin'?" asks Jimbo. "Well, when we were ridin' over, I heard some guy yell out 'Hey, look at the two assholes on that elephant!'"
