So..I roundhouse kicked a girl in my Physical Science class..

[DAPUNISHER]

ATOT, home of the sociopathic misogynist.

 

[DougK62]

Only 5 feet off the ground? I hope you're only 5 feet tall or that's kinda sad.

 

[Seeruk]

A few short notes:

All fundies should be roundhouse kicked to the throat thrice daily. You need to do it twice more just to maintain your quota... go forth!

All fundies reply to this thread with the immature crap

All sane people see it was an accident

All fundies reply with litigious crap

Conclusion:

America is full of litigious fundies. If you wish to be chuck's assistant you need to work faster than 1 per lifetime son

 

[imported_Phil]

Video of said roundhouse or ban/shens/gangbang.

 

[fbrdphreak]

Funny 'cuz she's a "fundie," you should sincerely apologize but I don't blame you for not feeling that bad about it.

14 or 16 years old?

 

[Tobolo]

No no, you said she was hideous, lets see a picture of her (preferably with a swollen throat) lol.

It really shouldnt be funny I know, I'm sorry.

 

[coomar]

Originally posted by: atybimf
We were doing a lab outside. The friends and I were talking about Chuck Norris jokes and the such, and I decide to show everyone my roundhouse kick. I went crazy - my leg was a good 5 feet in the air. So I swing around doing my roundhouse kick, and oh sh!t, there's Rachel!

*BAM*

*Rachel crumples to the ground*

*Rachel coughs, then proceeds to cry*

Apparently I roundhouse kicked her in the throat. I didn't see her at all! Total accident. But this isn't the first time something like this has happened. In PE we were playing ultimate frisbee and I heaved it. Too bad she was walking right in front of me. She had a huge ass bruise on her head for a week.

So when this happened I was like sh!t. I felt pretty bad, but not really. See, Rachel is a fundie, and I hate fundies. She is a total b!tch as well. Not to mention hideous.

Anyhow, it was just fscking priceless. Maybe you had to be there, I dunno. Her girlfriends told me I should write her and apology or something. I guess I will, but I don't know what to say. "Sorry for roundhouse kicking you in the throat" doesn't exactly sound right.


Cliffs:
I roundhouse kick b!tchy girl in Phys Sci
She falls to ground, can't breathe
Laughter ensues

Edit: though I might mention, she was fine..

then her brothers/ cousins/ father finds out and beats the ****** out of you

 

[coomar]

anandtech censoring

you are going to want them to go new testament on you (turn the other cheek)

if they go old testament (eye for an eye) your screwed

 

[Syrch]

Originally posted by: LoKe
if($post == "serious"){
echo "OP, what the hell is wrong with you?";
} else {
echo "This isn't funny. Go away.";
}

</nerd>

I smell a programmer in our mists

 

[Syrch]

you ahve to give her an appology dude, its a human thing to do

 

[atybimf]

Originally posted by: Tobolo
No no, you said she was hideous, lets see a picture of her (preferably with a swollen throat) lol.

It really shouldnt be funny I know, I'm sorry.

I'll try to get one Monday, just for you

 

[atybimf]

Originally posted by: DougK62
Only 5 feet off the ground? I hope you're only 5 feet tall or that's kinda sad.

I haven't mastered the roundhouse kick yet. Gimme a break.

 

[atybimf]

Originally posted by: Syrch
you ahve to give her an appology dude, its a human thing to do

I did!

 

[Circlenaut]

My head hurts :'(

*Apoo leave the quickimark for 5 minutes and old man is locked inside* *Apoo returns and the man "I want my 5 minutes back!" in a gragy voice* *apoo ignores the poor old fool*

 

[Fox5]

Wow, there was a Rachel in my high school too that was an ugly bitchy fundie.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Was the theme to "Walker: Texas Ranger" playing over the loudspeaker?

:music:In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspecting stranger,
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,

'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see,

When you're in Texas, look behind you,

'Cause that's where the rangers gonna be. :music:

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Was the theme to "Walker: Texas Ranger" playing over the loudspeaker?

That right there would've made it priceless.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: sheik124

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Was the theme to "Walker: Texas Ranger" playing over the loudspeaker?

That right there would've made it priceless.

Well, that and if the move was done in slow motion.

 

[atybimf]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: sheik124

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Was the theme to "Walker: Texas Ranger" playing over the loudspeaker?

That right there would've made it priceless.

Well, that and if the move was done in slow motion.

That would've been great!

 

[ndruw]

One solution: Take her out to dinner. Solved.

 

[mercanucaribe]

Originally posted by: Sentinel
If it's sincere then that should be the end of it. Tell them to stop crying, if she doesn't have a fvcking broken (insert broken thing here) then it's not a matter to worry about. Tell them to shut the fvck up and move on.

Actually it could be serious right? Throats don't really break.. but other things can happen to them. I hope she saw a doctor.

 

[atybimf]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe

Originally posted by: Sentinel
If it's sincere then that should be the end of it. Tell them to stop crying, if she doesn't have a fvcking broken (insert broken thing here) then it's not a matter to worry about. Tell them to shut the fvck up and move on.

Actually it could be serious right? Throats don't really break.. but other things can happen to them. I hope she saw a doctor.

This wasn't serious enough for her to see a doctor. Lol sheesh.

 

[JDrake]

:laugh: awesome

 

[cyclohexane]

pic or shens.

 

[mercanucaribe]

Originally posted by: atybimf

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe

Originally posted by: Sentinel
If it's sincere then that should be the end of it. Tell them to stop crying, if she doesn't have a fvcking broken (insert broken thing here) then it's not a matter to worry about. Tell them to shut the fvck up and move on.

Actually it could be serious right? Throats don't really break.. but other things can happen to them. I hope she saw a doctor.

This wasn't serious enough for her to see a doctor. Lol sheesh.

You're right. She probably just prayed.