So I pissed in a casserole dish this weekend...

[Stuxnet]

I get up from the dinner table to go take a leak, and the moment I let go, I get a ton of splashback from the toilet. I look down, and there's a fscking casserole dish IN MY TOILET.

WTF!

"So, honey, did we forget to shut the bathroom door the last time we were in there?"
"I don't think so..."
"Your children would disagree, as one of them has found a new home for one of our dishes."

So, tell us some crazy stunts your little ones have pulled...

 

[MisterJackson]

My kid robbed a bank once....

 

[BigJ]

Woke up, hungover as all hell.

Someone was in the stall, and someone was using the urinal. So instead of waiting for them to finish, I pull open the shower curtain and start pissing. Well it seems there was a person in the shower, and they got an unexpected golden shower.

 

[pulsedrive]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Woke up, hungover as all hell.

Someone was in the stall, and someone was using the urinal. So instead of waiting for them to finish, I pull open the shower curtain and start pissing. Well it seems there was a person in the shower, and they got an unexpected golden shower.

eew, just, eew

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: pulsedrive

Originally posted by: BigJ
Woke up, hungover as all hell.

Someone was in the stall, and someone was using the urinal. So instead of waiting for them to finish, I pull open the shower curtain and start pissing. Well it seems there was a person in the shower, and they got an unexpected golden shower.

eew, just, eew

Don't pass out in a shower and I won't piss on you.

 

[ZoomStop]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Woke up, hungover as all hell.

Someone was in the stall, and someone was using the urinal. So instead of waiting for them to finish, I pull open the shower curtain and start pissing. Well it seems there was a person in the shower, and they got an unexpected golden shower.

Stall? Urinal? Shower? Where the heck do they have a shower and a urinal in the same room? I'm calling shens! 😉

 

[Looney]

You don't look down before peeing?

 

[mcvickj]

Originally posted by: AcidBath

Originally posted by: BigJ
Woke up, hungover as all hell.

Someone was in the stall, and someone was using the urinal. So instead of waiting for them to finish, I pull open the shower curtain and start pissing. Well it seems there was a person in the shower, and they got an unexpected golden shower.

Stall? Urinal? Shower? Where the heck do they have a shower and a urinal in the same room? I'm calling shens! 😉

College bathroom?

 

[Rogeee]

At least you didn't have to remove the damn toilet from the floor to retrieve 1/2 dozen matchbox cars stuck in the down pipe, ah, I love my kid.

 

[pclstyle]

Heh, when I was a young-un, after i got in trouble one day, i melted a bunch of our old toothbrushes on the stove, and poured the plastic down the kitchen sink. they had a hard time locating where the stop-up was, and ended up redoing half the piping in the basement.

man, do i remember the spanking from that one.

 

[ZoomStop]

Originally posted by: mcvickj

Originally posted by: AcidBath

Originally posted by: BigJ
Woke up, hungover as all hell.

Someone was in the stall, and someone was using the urinal. So instead of waiting for them to finish, I pull open the shower curtain and start pissing. Well it seems there was a person in the shower, and they got an unexpected golden shower.

Stall? Urinal? Shower? Where the heck do they have a shower and a urinal in the same room? I'm calling shens! 😉

College bathroom?

1 stall, 1 urinal, and a shower "tub" all in a dorm bathroom? Still calling shens 😛

 

[JulesMaximus]

Mine is pretty clear that we don't play in the toilet.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: AcidBath

Originally posted by: mcvickj

Originally posted by: AcidBath

Originally posted by: BigJ
Woke up, hungover as all hell.

Someone was in the stall, and someone was using the urinal. So instead of waiting for them to finish, I pull open the shower curtain and start pissing. Well it seems there was a person in the shower, and they got an unexpected golden shower.

Stall? Urinal? Shower? Where the heck do they have a shower and a urinal in the same room? I'm calling shens! 😉

College bathroom?

1 stall, 1 urinal, and a shower "tub" all in a dorm bathroom? Still calling shens 😛

One stall had vomit all over the fvcking place, the other stall was used. There was only one urinal, and 2 showers (not tub style). I just happened to guess lucky when deciding on Shower #1 or #2.

 

[Motek]

LOl you guys are sick 😀

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: AcidBath

Originally posted by: mcvickj

Originally posted by: AcidBath

Originally posted by: BigJ
Woke up, hungover as all hell.

Someone was in the stall, and someone was using the urinal. So instead of waiting for them to finish, I pull open the shower curtain and start pissing. Well it seems there was a person in the shower, and they got an unexpected golden shower.

Stall? Urinal? Shower? Where the heck do they have a shower and a urinal in the same room? I'm calling shens! 😉

College bathroom?

1 stall, 1 urinal, and a shower "tub" all in a dorm bathroom? Still calling shens 😛

My dorm had 4 urinals 2 toilets, 4 sinks and 2 showers on each side of the bathroom. I didn't have a tub in my dorm (not that I would use a communal tub) but a friend of mine in another dorm did.

 

[djheater]

My daughter figured out that if you scrape a rock on the driveway it makes a mark and then you can wash it off with water. She was surprised to learn that the same rock marks on the car don't wash off.

I couldn't yell at her... she really was surprised and upset... 🙁