so i papercut my lip at work today...

[MrDudeMan]

yeah, seriously, wtf! i had about 10 sheets of paper in my hand and i was handing it to someone behind me...well i moved it from my left hand across my right shoulder, and SLICE! yikes!

it was pretty annoying haha...everytime i smiled, laughed, got annoyed, whatever...it started bleeding lol

edit: speelling

 

[virtueixi]

Hehe, looks like you shouldn't off watched Jackass the movie.

 

[PowerMacG5]

:cookie;

 

[bootymac]

Stop kissing cut out dolls :Q

 

[Ikonomi]

Wow, it started bleeding? Never had a paper cut bleed.

I did get several under my fingernails a couple weeks ago, though. Thankfully they healed in a couple days.

 

[WannaFly]

This one time at work...I was using binder clips as springs, and one flew up and got the person sitting right next to me on their neck, left a mark!

 

[GalvanizedYankee]

When it stops weeping use Liquid Skin or the tiny drop of super glue to close the wound.
You may need the help of a trusted friend to do it well. Its flexible, sterile and the healing time is reduced
considerably. I'm not kidding it does work. Be careful not to glue your lips together

 

[MrDudeMan]

lol i super glued my fingers together on my left hand once. it was like a mitten for a few hours until i figured out how to get it off. i was working on a project and the bottle spilled all over everything. by the time i got to a sink i realized i was still holding the project in my hand, which meant my fingers were clenched together...ahh!!

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Wow, it started bleeding? Never had a paper cut bleed.

I did get several under my fingernails a couple weeks ago, though. Thankfully they healed in a couple days.

haha i dont mind it, but yes it started bleeding. my papercuts on my fingers dont bleed though...

oddly enough, it hurts worse than when my dog ripped my face open (not kidding)

 

[DrNoobie]

So when's the book on Stupid Acts of Tony coming out?

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: DrNoobie
So when's the book on Stupid Acts of Tony coming out?

dude...weak! :brokenheart:

 

[Ikonomi]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Wow, it started bleeding? Never had a paper cut bleed.

I did get several under my fingernails a couple weeks ago, though. Thankfully they healed in a couple days.

haha i dont mind it, but yes it started bleeding. my papercuts on my fingers dont bleed though...

oddly enough, it hurts worse than when my dog ripped my face open (not kidding)

My friend's dog bit me in the face once, and it only hurt when we poured alcohol in it.

 

[deejayshakur]

my sphincter puckered up just reading the thread title.

 

[Ikonomi]

Originally posted by: deejayshakur
my sphincter puckered up just reading the thread title.

An instinct to protect itself from paper cuts?

 

[DrNoobie]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: DrNoobie
So when's the book on Stupid Acts of Tony coming out?

dude...weak! :brokenheart:

It's late, I've been up for 36 hours, leave me the hell alone. It's the best I could do.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: deejayshakur
my sphincter puckered up just reading the thread title.

An instinct to protect itself from paper cuts?

bahahahhha


oh, and my dog bite didnt require a few drops of alcohol...it required 57 stitches and no sunlight on the face for 9 months

 

[deejayshakur]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: deejayshakur
my sphincter puckered up just reading the thread title.

An instinct to protect itself from paper cuts?

:Q

 

[Ikonomi]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: deejayshakur
my sphincter puckered up just reading the thread title.

An instinct to protect itself from paper cuts?

bahahahhha


oh, and my dog bite didnt require a few drops of alcohol...it required 57 stitches and no sunlight on the face for 9 months

Damn, that's hardcore.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: deejayshakur
my sphincter puckered up just reading the thread title.

An instinct to protect itself from paper cuts?

bahahahhha


oh, and my dog bite didnt require a few drops of alcohol...it required 57 stitches and no sunlight on the face for 9 months

Damn, that's hardcore.

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[Calin]

I had paper cuts only when I was a kid. The pages in those zoological and botanical atlases were razor sharp.

Luckily, it took only a bit of time to unsharpen

Calin

 

[Azraele]

Ouchie.