So I need a whole team to get me laid

[IceBergSLiM]

I'll be on the team for a $1000.00 per month retainer.

 

[Lean L]

I'll be on the team for a $1000.00 per month retainer.

Do you come with some sort of performance guarantee? ie will there be a set number of lays/month?

 

[JTsyo]

Check if Will Smith is available.

 

[Zebo]

Never really had game and had LTRs mostly... but back in the day I always bribed them with booze and weed at my beach apt with deck overlooking and located 20 ft from where girls laid out. location location location. First step may be GTFO web and get around girls, eh?

 

[Perknose]

Where do I assemble such a team?

If you just want to spread the word about your sexual prowess:

"Who 'ya gonna' call?"

Boastgusters!

Spreading shady rumors on the wind since 1984.

 

[highland145]

I said get me laid, not turn me into a homeless deviant.

You could go to Fla and hang outside mini marts with your toy. Guaranteed to get you some.

 

[Lean L]

If you just want to spread the word about your sexual prowess:

"Who 'ya gonna' call?"

Boastgusters!

Spreading shady rumors on the wind since 1984.

No comprende

 

[her209]

Do you come with some sort of performance guarantee? ie will there be a set number of lays/month?

Those are extra. Here's a short sample:

Having your back in a bar fight - included
Condom/freshmints - $5
Distracting her friends - $25
Next morning getaway driver - $50
Taking one the team - $100

 

[Lean L]

Those are extra. Here's a short sample:

Having your back in a bar fight - included
Condom/freshmints - $5
Distracting her friends - $25
Next morning getaway driver - $50
Taking one the team - $100

What a deal.. This plan pays for itself considering the number of barfights I get into. Hell, just five a night and I more than break even in the cost of stitches.

 

[Zebo]

Find ugly chick at a bar and ask "want to fuck?"

That's like beating a child. You feel bad whether you win it or lose it.

 

[Perknose]

If you just want to spread the word about your sexual prowess:

"Who 'ya gonna' call?"

Boastgusters!

Spreading shady rumors on the wind since 1984.

No comprende

I'll let you figure out the rest.

 

[darkxshade]

I would like to nominate FBB candidacy for one of the spots on your team.

 

[Lean L]

I'll let you figure out the rest.

ah ic, I knew the ghostbusters reference, I didn't read "on the wind" though.

 

[Corporate Thug]

1. LeBron James
2. DeWayne Wade
3. Chris Bosh
4. Mike Miller
5. iamanidiot

That team should do it.

 

[irishScott]

Give Obama a call. Pretty sure he promised everyone easy sex for a year at some point.

/runs

 

[The_Dude8]

I need to know a few things before I can help. Would you answer these 8 questions please:

1. Are you ugly?
Yes

2. Are you ugly?
Yes

3. Are you a virgin?
Yes

4. Are you ugly?
Yes

5. Are you ugly?
Yes

6. How old are you?
40 yrs old. see # 3

7. Are you ugly?
Yes

8. Are you ugly?

Yes

 

[zinfamous]

OP, are you into ponies? Are you willing to learn?

 

[BoomerD]

Willie the Pimp couldn't get the OP laid...

 

[AstroManLuca]

OP, are you into ponies? Are you willing to learn?

I read this as "are you into penises? Are you willing to learn?" It's a fair question, really, given what the OP is asking.

 

[zinfamous]

I read this as "are you into penises? Are you willing to learn?" It's a fair question, really, given what the OP is asking.

I agree, but I think that subject has already been breached?

I was referring to something more specific, though.

:sneaky:

 

[Kadarin]

Or is this a less-than-subtle attempt to get a nice little orgy going?

Well, since when have you ever heard of a subtle attempt at getting an orgy going actually work?

 

[WelshBloke]

I need to know a few things before I can help. Would you answer these 8 questions please:

1. Are you ugly?
2. Are you ugly?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you ugly?
5. Are you ugly?
6. How old are you?
7. Are you ugly?
8. Are you ugly?
9. Are you willing to pay for it?

Fixed.

Really, its going to make everyones job a lot easier.

 

[Maximilian]

PM chewie_77 he can help you

 

[thepd7]

I need to know a few things before I can help. Would you answer these 8 questions please:

1. Are you ugly?
2. Are you ugly?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you ugly?
5. Are you ugly?
6. How old are you?
7. Are you ugly?
8. Are you ugly?

haha nice mosh.

Do you come with some sort of performance guarantee? ie will there be a set number of lays/month?

Yes, if you pay $1000/month I will guarantee you get laid twice per month. No cuddling though.

 

[Zebo]

I need to know a few things before I can help. Would you answer these 8 questions please:

1. Are you ugly?
2. Are you ugly?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you ugly?
5. Are you ugly?
6. How old are you?
7. Are you ugly?
8. Are you ugly?

You're a unique woman leaving CASH out of 8 tests. SUX, I fail most of your other tests too