So I need a whole team to get me laid

[Lean L]

Where do I assemble such a team?

 

[moshquerade]

Where do I assemble such a team?

In the L&R forum

 

[Lean L]

but this isn't a run of the mill team. I need at least 5 specialists.

 

[Numenorean]

Nobody can help you.

 

[Jeff7]

5 specialists?

So are we talking a Power Rangers team, or a Captain Planet team here?

One gets you the Pink Ranger, the other, well, gets you CP.



Or is this a less-than-subtle attempt to get a nice little orgy going?

 

[Lean L]

Nobody can help you.

Would greenbacks in the amount of no more than $2 change your tune?

 

[highland145]

Jail?

 

[TallBill]

Find ugly chick at a bar and ask "want to fuck?"

 

[IceBergSLiM]

whats the payoff?

 

[speg]

$250

 

[Numenorean]

Find ugly chick at a bar and ask "want to fuck?"

The ugliest 600-lb beached whale wouldn't even go for this guy. Just look at him.

 

[moshquerade]

I need to know a few things before I can help. Would you answer these 8 questions please:

1. Are you ugly?
2. Are you ugly?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you ugly?
5. Are you ugly?
6. How old are you?
7. Are you ugly?
8. Are you ugly?

 

[her209]

Miami... South Beach to be specific.

 

[olds]

This is a getting laid thread. As such, this link is probably NSFW.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Where you at? I can have a driver by in a few minutes to take you down to Nevada, bring your credit card.

 

[mb]

Did you accidentally the whole team?

 

[Ms. DICKINSON]

Find ugly chick at a bar and ask "want to fuck?"

Nope. Try a gay bar.

 

[Lean L]

payoff is two endangered greenbacks

olds = perverted old man

not ugly or gay although it's getting damned hard to prove....

 

[highland145]

What kind of specialists?

 

[her209]

$250

In other words, two Benjamins and an a Grant.

 

[preslove]

Ben Roethlisberger's entourage?

 

[Lean L]

What kind of specialists?

I need two to feed me every response to every possible situation. One verbal, one body language.

One to help me look better than Flynn.

One in field to help.

One to console me when shit blows up.

 

[highland145]

I need two to feed me every response to every possible situation. One verbal, one body language.

One to help me look better than Flynn.

One in field to help.

One to console me when shit blows up.

No problem.

Pot, crack, meth, vallium and a dildo.

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

you're asian so you need this first.
link

 

[Lean L]

No problem.

Pot, crack, meth, vallium and a dildo.

I said get me laid, not turn me into a homeless deviant.