So I just started watchin ROTJ again......

imported_DocHolliday

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and Vader starts walking down the ramp of his shuttle and then I realized I actually consider him the character that lucas created in his crap episodes 1-3... star wars has now been tainted by lucas in my mind.......




(crushes things w/ the force and lurches forward in frankenstein like manner)





NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Quit your goddamn bitching about the fvcking movies. :roll: If you don't like them, I'd love to see YOU make a better film.
 

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Originally posted by: Nik
Quit your goddamn bitching about the fvcking movies. :roll: If you don't like them, I'd love to see YOU make a better film.

what makes you think he can't?
 

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Originally posted by: Nik
Quit your goddamn bitching about the fvcking movies. :roll: If you don't like them, I'd love to see YOU make a better film.
Quit your goddamn bitching about his goddamn bitching
 

Albis

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even though i knew anakin was going to become vadar, i didn't really beleive it and still don't after watching episode 3
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: Gurck
Originally posted by: Nik
Quit your goddamn bitching about the fvcking movies. :roll: If you don't like them, I'd love to see YOU make a better film.
Quit your goddamn bitching about his goddamn bitching

:thumbsup::laugh::beer:
 

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Originally posted by: mugs
I got two guns, one for each of you.

Again a hush. Doc stands behind Wyatt, still drunk, but with
his .38 trained on Billy. Billy sneers:

BILLY
Hell, he can't hit nothin'. He's
So drunk he's probably seein'
Double.

Doc pulls out his .45s, training them on Billy:

DOC
I have two guns. One for each of ya.

Billy pauses, chastened. Suddenly there's another commotion
as Virgil and Morgan bull their way through the crowd from
behind with shotguns.
 

imported_DocHolliday

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Originally posted by: Nik
Quit your goddamn bitching about the fvcking movies. :roll: If you don't like them, I'd love to see YOU make a better film.


actually I could make a movie 50x better than he could....... I just wish I had gotten the chance so he didn't have to embarrass himself as much as he did. I just lack uber millions of dollars and licensing rights.

EDIT: added "so" and a period (not the kind that requires tampons)
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: DocHolliday
Originally posted by: Nik
Quit your goddamn bitching about the fvcking movies. :roll: If you don't like them, I'd love to see YOU make a better film.


actually I could make a movie 50x better than he could....... I just wish I had gotten the chance so he didn't have to embarrass himself as much as he did. I just lack uber millions of dollars and licensing rights.

EDIT: added "so" and a period (not the kind that requires tampons)

:roll:

mmhmm. Right. I bet you wouldn't know the first thing about lighting, depth, color contrast, constume significance, symbolism, and all the other crap that goes into filming, let alone have the funding to back it all. There's a reason Star Wars is so popular and it's not because you had anything to do with it.
 

brigden

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Originally posted by: Nik
Quit your goddamn bitching about the fvcking movies. :roll: If you don't like them, I'd love to see YOU make a better film.

You're one to tell people to stop bitching.
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: Nik
Quit your goddamn bitching about the fvcking movies. :roll: If you don't like them, I'd love to see YOU make a better film.

You're one to tell people to stop bitching.

Well if they're going to bitch about something, at least they could find a good reason to bitch. Like getting smacked by some old lady and her purse for thinking they're cool for wearing their collar turned up or something.
 

imported_DocHolliday

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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: DocHolliday
Originally posted by: Nik
Quit your goddamn bitching about the fvcking movies. :roll: If you don't like them, I'd love to see YOU make a better film.


actually I could make a movie 50x better than he could....... I just wish I had gotten the chance so he didn't have to embarrass himself as much as he did. I just lack uber millions of dollars and licensing rights.

EDIT: added "so" and a period (not the kind that requires tampons)

:roll:

mmhmm. Right. I bet you wouldn't know the first thing about lighting, depth, color contrast, constume significance, symbolism, and all the other crap that goes into filming, let alone have the funding to back it all. There's a reason Star Wars is so popular and it's not because you had anything to do with it.

there's also a reason why the prequels sucked so much ass... answer? lucas directed them... actually, I'd just about guarantee he knows nothing about actual CGI other than he thinks he can throw money at it and make a good movie so your comment about me knowing about lighting and other special effects is useless and I mentioned not having enough money and licensing rights to the movies so not so sure why you brought that up. What I do know is that i've read at least 20 post original trilogy novels so I know the story pretty well (which he licensed out btw) and could easily have come up w/ a better story and script if I was being paid millions to do it for the prequels. I could even take what he had come up with and made it 15x better w/ just minor modifications.

costume significance........ if lucas knew the first thing about that he wouldn't have made a special darth vader suit for mr. can't act worth a sh!t boy. He would have had the huge guy come back and be the stand in double for vader...

anywho, I see no reason to continue this debate w/ you since you really have no idea what you're talking about.

I now see why everyone hates you. You are the weakest link! GOODBYE!
 

bentwookie

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Originally posted by: DocHolliday
Originally posted by: Nik
Quit your goddamn bitching about the fvcking movies. :roll: If you don't like them, I'd love to see YOU make a better film.


actually I could make a movie 50x better than he could....... I just wish I had gotten the chance so he didn't have to embarrass himself as much as he did. I just lack uber millions of dollars and licensing rights.

EDIT: added "so" and a period (not the kind that requires tampons)

You're the one embarrassed for paying to see the movies, he's laughing all the way to the bank. He could give a sh!t about "DocHolliday's" opinion on the Anandtech offtopic board. 2 1/2 weeks grossing $564,797,846 Worldwide...I would bet you could never release a movie with those numbers.

 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: bentwookie
Originally posted by: DocHolliday
Originally posted by: Nik
Quit your goddamn bitching about the fvcking movies. :roll: If you don't like them, I'd love to see YOU make a better film.


actually I could make a movie 50x better than he could....... I just wish I had gotten the chance so he didn't have to embarrass himself as much as he did. I just lack uber millions of dollars and licensing rights.

EDIT: added "so" and a period (not the kind that requires tampons)

You're the one embarrassed for paying to see the movies, he's laughing all the way to the bank. He could give a sh!t about "DocHolliday's" opinion on the Anandtech offtopic board. 2 1/2 weeks grossing $564,797,846 Worldwide...I would bet you could never release a movie with those numbers.

QFT.
 

brigden

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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: Nik
Quit your goddamn bitching about the fvcking movies. :roll: If you don't like them, I'd love to see YOU make a better film.

You're one to tell people to stop bitching.

Well if they're going to bitch about something, at least they could find a good reason to bitch. Like getting smacked by some old lady and her purse for thinking they're cool for wearing their collar turned up or something.

Why you waste your talent here, Nik, I'll never know.
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: Nik
Quit your goddamn bitching about the fvcking movies. :roll: If you don't like them, I'd love to see YOU make a better film.

You're one to tell people to stop bitching.

Well if they're going to bitch about something, at least they could find a good reason to bitch. Like getting smacked by some old lady and her purse for thinking they're cool for wearing their collar turned up or something.

Why you waste your talent here, Nik, I'll never know.

Well at least someone recognizes it ;) :p
 

imported_DocHolliday

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Originally posted by: bentwookie
Originally posted by: DocHolliday
Originally posted by: Nik
Quit your goddamn bitching about the fvcking movies. :roll: If you don't like them, I'd love to see YOU make a better film.


actually I could make a movie 50x better than he could....... I just wish I had gotten the chance so he didn't have to embarrass himself as much as he did. I just lack uber millions of dollars and licensing rights.

EDIT: added "so" and a period (not the kind that requires tampons)

You're the one embarrassed for paying to see the movies, he's laughing all the way to the bank. He could give a sh!t about "DocHolliday's" opinion on the Anandtech offtopic board. 2 1/2 weeks grossing $564,797,846 Worldwide...I would bet you could never release a movie with those numbers.


yup you're right, If I could make movies that bad and have people go and see them i'd LMAO too.... however... last comment = wrong. I would have paid timothy zahn 6- 10 million to write the prequels and made way more than "$564,797,846 Worldwide" and paid somebody else to direct it and on top of that not have had to lift a finger. But, I still could have written better movies by myself than lucas did w/ the prequels.
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: DocHolliday
Originally posted by: bentwookie
Originally posted by: DocHolliday
Originally posted by: Nik
Quit your goddamn bitching about the fvcking movies. :roll: If you don't like them, I'd love to see YOU make a better film.


actually I could make a movie 50x better than he could....... I just wish I had gotten the chance so he didn't have to embarrass himself as much as he did. I just lack uber millions of dollars and licensing rights.

EDIT: added "so" and a period (not the kind that requires tampons)

You're the one embarrassed for paying to see the movies, he's laughing all the way to the bank. He could give a sh!t about "DocHolliday's" opinion on the Anandtech offtopic board. 2 1/2 weeks grossing $564,797,846 Worldwide...I would bet you could never release a movie with those numbers.


yup you're right, If I could make movies that bad and have people go and see them i'd LMAO too.... however... last comment = wrong. I would have paid timothy zahn 6- 10 million to write the prequels and made way more than "$564,797,846 Worldwide" and paid somebody else to direct it and on top of that not have had to lift a finger. But, I still could have written better movies by myself than lucas did w/ the prequels.

Prove it.

Rewrite the prequels.

This is the only way. If you do, great. If you try and fail, we'll all laugh at you. If you don't even try, we'll know you're a liar.