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So I just moved into a new neighborhood...

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gothamhunter

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My friend and I just got a place to rent in a new neighborhood, so we decided to introduce ourselves to our neighbors. A lot are pretty nice and we chit chat and get to know one another. We get to this one guys house on the street and as soon as he opens the door he yells "I HAVE HOLEY UNDERWEAR!", while wearing ONLY underwear, and just stares at us. We're not really sure what to do at this point (we weren't sure if we should offer to purchase him new underwear?) and so we decide to just move on...

Where the Hell did I just move to?
 
gothamhunter said:
My friend and I just got a place to rent in a new neighborhood, so we decided to introduce ourselves to our neighbors. A lot are pretty nice and we chit chat and get to know one another. We get to this one guys house on the street and as soon as he opens the door he yells "I HAVE HOLEY UNDERWEAR!", while wearing ONLY underwear, and just stares at us. We're not really sure what to do at this point (we weren't sure if we should offer to purchase him new underwear?) and so we decide to just move on...

Where the Hell did I just move to?
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Sounds like it's someplace that has been dealing with a Mormon Infestation.

Next time you ring the bell, do so buck nekkid with a raging hard-on in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other...that way, they'll know you're safe to speak with.
 
BoomerD said:
Sounds like it's someplace that has been dealing with a Mormon Infestation.

Next time you ring the bell, do so buck nekkid with a raging hard-on in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other...that way, they'll know you're safe to speak with.
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Excellent advice.

Did you move to Buckhead?
 
BoomerD said:
Sounds like it's someplace that has been dealing with a Mormon Infestation.

Next time you ring the bell, do so buck nekkid with a raging hard-on in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other...that way, they'll know you're safe to speak with.
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BoomerD is just hoping that one day two guys will ring his bell buck nekkid with raging hard ons and whiskey
 
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