So I just looked up some local girls on yahoo dating service.. PICTURE OF SEXY GIRL!

illusion88

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I was a little bored, so I loaded up yahoo (home page) and did the dating thing they have ont he front page, you know the thing you type in your zip code...

Anyways, this is the first hit. I have outlined the choice selections from the description:

Sexy Chick needs a Party Guy

I am looking for someone who is not afraid to have fun and just chill. I love going to parties and drinking, so he must be up for it!!
must admit that I am some what materialistic
However, I am not totally high maitenance
I am open to anything sexually (including girl on girl action), so if you want to try something, just go ahead and ask me and I will do it.

Anyways, yeah. I wonder If I should steal a fancy sports car and call her up?

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link with pic
 

TommyVercetti

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That just screams FAKE! Personals are filled with fake ones to lure in peopel to pay for the service.
 

Spoooon

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Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
That just screams FAKE! Personals are filled with fake ones to lure in peopel to pay for the service.

I agree.

I took a look at some of the posts for my zip. Some pretty good looking girls that are students at my school. But if they're posting on yahoo personals, there's got to be something wrong with them.
 

alkemyst

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I dated alot from online...never paid for a pure dating service though, although I paid to join a young adults group which was cheap for a year.

match.com seems more geared to people really looking to date while Yahoo seems to be geared for pick your partner for the night.

it goes both ways on either though.

If you see an 'airbrushed' head/body shot you can be sure it's a troll if it lists anything about how they can't ever meet a guy and they don't feel good about the way they look. Basically any pretty chick that says things like 'she can't find a guy', 'her last boyfriend told her she was ugly', 'she can find anyone that likes sex', anyone that lists 'I will tell you later' about their profession and lists $50k or 100k as the salary ;)

I bit at a couple of these 'too good to be true' to see where it would go. One was an admitted 'escort' 1st date was $500, cash first....another one wanted me to show her how serious I was by shipping her two bottles of alcohol (1 wine and 1 jagermiester or goldshalger (sp))...wrapped in brown paper and boxed and to make sure it doesn't look or sound like bottles since 'her roomie' was an alcoholic and would steal them.

Now once she received the drinks she'd call me and give me her address to share them (problem was if I shipped something to her, wouldn't I have her address?) and we'd meet up the next night her roomie was at one of her many boyfriends houses...and we'd have a night I would never forget....+ she was a virgin and wanted her first time with someone special like me
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Anyways we went back and forth, I told her I shipped it to something like apartment #104 when her's #401...told her I suffer dyslexia, but I'd ship her more (she emailed me in between and said 104 didn't get anything with her name on it so I said, I have a little alzheimer's too so maybe it was some other number I sent it to)....

Then I sent her an email asking why she refused my package, I even bought her the good stuff, but she sent it back :)...she told me her roomie must have been jealous of what a great guy I was (she was bragging about me), but promised this time she'd get it, she'd be home for the next two weeks on her company vacation (spring break I think it was) so send it back fast and she'd make up the shipping costs to me :)....

it went on a couple more times with emails back and forth, until she got pissed and told me to get help for my memory...so I finally asked if she was in middle or high school and if a guy or girl (hard to tell since they asked for wine, but may have been trying to score something for a g/f). I closed it with telling them I spoke to the police and they were coming to arrest them for solicting illegally shipped items in return for sex, they just needed one more email from them due to state statutes :) They took down the ad that day and the email addy started bouncing about a week later...

I wonder how many guys though sent wine and stuff to them.

Another one wasn't so complicated, she/he wanted cigarettes mailed to her/him...in their profile it said non-smoker and very into exercise...they swore and stuff at me and wouldn't play anymore.

I have met a couple hot chicks from aol, but yahoo was scary freaking women, one I thought I'd give a chance too, ended up giving me a second picture that was a totally different person, but both had the same fake datestamp on it and her name@yahoo.com on the pic. I have no idea what that ones motives were I ruined finding out when I sent both back and asked about them.

There was another one too good to be true also, but that was a real ad and legitmate, problem was with 'her' was she was a pre op transexual...just a face shot and upper body looked nice, not a beauty queen, the picture was airbrushed/glamour shot type and the ad talked how she couldn't met the right guy/they wanted to rush into sex and she was old fashioned, blah blah blah...I kept messing with them not knowing about the planned sex change (thinking it was another scam personal and was trying to see what this person wanted out of it) but they kept being polite and finally we started talking as friends every once in a while, she was interested in my dates mostly...then one day she/he told me why and how they wanted to become a woman. The person was cool about it, and not pushy or whatever, I felt bad messing with them at first and told them why I did it and about the other ads I ran into.

 

Gravity

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Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
That just screams FAKE! Personals are filled with fake ones to lure in peopel to pay for the service.

Ya, mass fakeage.
 

huesmann

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Not all of them are fake. A lot of people (esp. women) have professional headshots for whatever reason, to give to their BF, because they're in a profession where they're de rigeur (acting, modeling, etc.). If you're trying to sell yourself, which is basically what you're doing in a dating ad, you want to put your best foot (photo) forward.
 

Koing

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lol @ alkemyst

funny stories man :D

Koing
 

Danman

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Man......I really wouldn't trust those people in those ads, you don't know what you are gonna get! :Q
 

TommyVercetti

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Originally posted by: cashman
Man......I really wouldn't trust those people in those ads, you don't know what you are gonna get! :Q

Word! Been there, done that, been disgusted.
 

"If you see an 'airbrushed' head/body shot you can be sure it's a troll if it lists anything about how they can't ever meet a guy and they don't feel good about the way they look. Basically any pretty chick that says things like 'she can't find a guy', 'her last boyfriend told her she was ugly', 'she can find anyone that likes sex', anyone that lists 'I will tell you later' about their profession and lists $50k or 100k as the salary

I bit at a couple of these 'too good to be true' to see where it would go. One was an admitted 'escort' 1st date was $500, cash first....another one wanted me to show her how serious I was by shipping her two bottles of alcohol (1 wine and 1 jagermiester or goldshalger (sp))...wrapped in brown paper and boxed and to make sure it doesn't look or sound like bottles since 'her roomie' was an alcoholic and would steal them."


LMAO! Were you doing these whilst you were married/dating someone in real life? Or were you doing these whilst you were still single? Or is this how you met your current wife?

Alkemyst, you're such a freak. :eek: Many times I laugh when I read your posts giving detailed information about your experience; but other times, I shake my head. I'm amazed that you would do stuff like these and also post them. LOL! I mean, I guess I can understand. You're a guy, so you can afford to take all of these risks. I know as a woman, I will never take such risks with internet personas. If I were to ever meet someone from the 'net, it's because I've taken my time to check his/her background, checked to make sure details given are consistent, checked to make sure the person's even casual chats have consistencies. I really just can't see myself meeting with someone I met on some AOL, Yahoo, etc. kind of personal ads, though. I mean, if I were ever to consider meeting someone, it would have to be through classy websites, for example royaltyonly, millionairematch, etc. Not that I'm expecting to really meet a wealthy person, but I know that it requires payment for service, so it makes it easier to eliminate trash. I can pretty much use common sense to know that just meeting someone from common places like Yahoo, AOL, chatrooms, etc. would mean more people in disguise, ugly people, misfits, etc. I don't need to experience that to know it.

I guess here's a beneficial way to think of your weird activities: You're volunteering yourself as a mystery date. You're the guinea pig for mistakes and things people do on internet dates. Keep on sharing so we can know!

P.S.: That whole wine experience confuses me. :eek: Care to clarify? Were you sending the alcohol really (at anytime, that is)? Or were you messing with the person's mind?
 

amnesiac

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Originally posted by: Spoooon
Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
That just screams FAKE! Personals are filled with fake ones to lure in peopel to pay for the service.

I agree.

I took a look at some of the posts for my zip. Some pretty good looking girls that are students at my school. But if they're posting on yahoo personals, there's got to be something wrong with them.

Not necessarily.

I dated one girl I met on Yahoo Personals for about 6 months. The relationship went fairly well and she was a cool girl, just worked at an office with a whole bunch of rejects that she didn't want to talk to.

However she went 4 months on unemployment and finally had to move home with her parents (3000 miles away). So there went that.
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: luvly


LMAO! Were you doing these whilst you were married/dating someone in real life? Or were you doing these whilst you were still single? Or is this how you met your current wife?

No it was in between relationships...., my ex-wife (which I am assuming you read another thread which I talked about it) and I had sex and also additional partners when we were divorcing. When I used to travel each month, I used aol and yahoo to line up bedmates along the way.

Alkemyst, you're such a freak. :eek: Many times I laugh when I read your posts giving detailed information about your experience; but other times, I shake my head. I'm amazed that you would do stuff like these and also post them. LOL! I mean, I guess I can understand. You're a guy, so you can afford to take all of these risks. I know as a woman, I will never take such risks with internet personas.

The fact is, even if you took risks would anyone care? You are assuming you'd be in demand in some way, according to the boards here and as a women (even if you are a lesbian) the guys vote is to peg a chiapet rather than you...sort of sux doesn't it?

If I were to ever meet someone from the 'net, it's because I've taken my time to check his/her background, checked to make sure details given are consistent, checked to make sure the person's even casual chats have consistencies. I really just can't see myself meeting with someone I met on some AOL, Yahoo, etc. kind of personal ads, though. I mean, if I were ever to consider meeting someone, it would have to be through classy websites, for example royaltyonly, millionairematch, etc. Not that I'm expecting to really meet a wealthy person, but I know that it requires payment for service, so it makes it easier to eliminate trash. I can pretty much use common sense to know that just meeting someone from common places like Yahoo, AOL, chatrooms, etc. would mean more people in disguise, ugly people, misfits, etc. I don't need to experience that to know it.

Any you give yourself WAAAAAY to much credit, I feel if you used an expensive service and they actually set you up with someone, there would be a pending lawsuit over it.

I have met people through my office, school, friends, on my own in a bar/grocery/convenience store/walking down the street/at a car dealership/etc....when I am traveling a 'service' makes it a sure thing.

It seems you have life figured out without experiencing it....not all on 'online' dating services are ugly and misfits and chat rooms actually have some of the hottest chicks if you catch them early in the evening...which like me when I was single was before 10ish....after that it was out to the clubs. In South Florida,there are a few chatroom monthly socials which are pretty good....alot of lurkers show up and have proved entertaining.

You are also assuming money = goodness...I don't know what sphere of influence you run in but most of my acquaintances pull in 6 to 7 figures a year and are nothing to write home about. Some of them are literal predators using their money and influence to buy out of trouble....or by your own admission into your pants. Have cash, luvly travels....maybe an ebay auction would suit you well?

I guess here's a beneficial way to think of your weird activities: You're volunteering yourself as a mystery date. You're the guinea pig for mistakes and things people do on internet dates. Keep on sharing so we can know!

??? If I don't like the date I walk out of it after excusing myself....I don't see what the problem is assuming you do have a backbone. I make myself the guinea pig many times...sometimes you win and sometimes you lose.

P.S.: That whole wine experience confuses me. :eek: Care to clarify? Were you sending the alcohol really (at anytime, that is)? Or were you messing with the person's mind?
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I was merely messing with the guy or girl, whoever it was....I would never pay or do anything for a first date. It's pointless, if I wanted sex or a companion for the evening just trolling a few bars or clubs and I'd be golden. Here where I live there are about 100 clubs/bars in a 10mile radius I'd say.

I decided to be 'alone' for 3 years after my divorce (two flings during the time but that was it)...other than that, each night pretty much I have had someone I was dating or someone I was sleeping with...more often than not it was a steady girlfriend....however, it was always someone.
 

PunDogg

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Linky not work, and that kind of "ad" she the oppisite of everything she says, she is very high maintance, and come on someone who is "hot" would not really need to go on yahoo and put out an ad unless she is playing with you, or who ever reads it

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"The fact is, even if you took risks would anyone care? You are assuming you'd be in demand in some way, according to the boards here and as a women (even if you are a lesbian) the guys vote is to peg a chiapet rather than you...sort of sux doesn't it?"

Relevance? Why would it matter if anyone at this board cares? Hello? You once again missed the point. If what this board members think mattered, then it defeats the purpose of my preference to narrow down my choices by subscribing to services that require payment from people of a certain class.

"Any you give yourself WAAAAAY to much credit, I feel if you used an expensive service and they actually set you up with someone, there would be a pending lawsuit over it."

ROFLMAO! How's that? Coming from a guy too cheap to afford a high profile attorney, I don't think I would lend any credence to your assertion. Nice try, though! :D

Again, you keep on missing the point. At no place did I state that rich equals great or perfect. In fact, I hinted that not everyone who participates in the rich person services are really rich. However, they have enough to afford the services, whereas it would be harder for lame people to shell out the amount required for the service. The point was to eliminate quick lamers. I could do that by myself, but it would take too much trouble.

"It seems you have life figured out without experiencing it....not all on 'online' dating services are ugly and misfits and chat rooms actually have some of the hottest chicks if you catch them early in the evening...which like me when I was single was before 10ish....after that it was out to the clubs. In South Florida,there are a few chatroom monthly socials which are pretty good....alot of lurkers show up and have proved entertaining."

And how would you know I do have life figured out without experiencing it? I guess everyone must choose your path in life in order to have experienced life.
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Okay, smart a$$, where did I say all online dating services are ugly, etc. If anything, I took my time to add an existential quantifier. What's up with you not seeming to know the difference between, some, many, and all? Uhmmm. . . . Let me know if you need some help with distinguishing the two.

Calm down, stop acting defencive and stop sounding so hyper or high on something! :p

Thanks for the explanation about the alcohol deal. It wasn't clear to me whether or not you had gone through with the offer.
 

ohtwell

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Originally posted by: luvly
"The fact is, even if you took risks would anyone care? You are assuming you'd be in demand in some way, according to the boards here and as a women (even if you are a lesbian) the guys vote is to peg a chiapet rather than you...sort of sux doesn't it?"

Relevance? Why would it matter if anyone at this board cares? Hello? You once again missed the point. If what this board members think mattered, then it defeats the purpose of my preference to narrow down my choices by subscribing to services that require payment from people of a certain class.
Do you ever get tired of poting your headless pics in almost every thread you post in? Even threads that aren't asking for pics. You must really want attention to feel it necessary to post pics of yourself all the time.

Look at me!! Over here!! Oh, a thread!! Here are my pics!! Don't I have a beautiful headless body?


: ) Amanda