SO I hit it off with a girl in the club tonight...

[Injury]

You should have shown her that wasting your time was stupid by telling the bouncer that she's using someone else's ID.

Stories like this are the exact reason people go to bars and clubs where there is a minimum age, and she's going to get some unlucky SOB in a lot of trouble just because she's too stupid to understand that people over 18 don't want people under 18 there.

 

[Skanderberg]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
"I'm only 17. I got in using a friends license"





AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

*me runs screaming to car*

It could be worse...she could have whispered, "I'm a man baby!"

 

[Forsythe]

Chicken, it's a stupid law anyways.

 

[God On Alcohol]

she had an STD?

 

[BDawg]

I thought this thread was going to be about a transgender hooker. 🙁

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: eits
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... wait a few months.

exactly....it's like literally 2 months away...but still. I am NOT going to jail for that...still I'm pissed I wasted an entire night dancing with this girl only to find that out

I can't believe your attitude. do you only hang out with a girl if you think you can 1) screw her, or 2) turn her into a girl friend?

she could have developed into a good friend, or maybe more.

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Just have your way with her, then discard her in the Aruba trash dump, dumbass. Yeah, that's the way. 😉

😀 lol

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: eits
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... wait a few months.

exactly....it's like literally 2 months away...but still. I am NOT going to jail for that...still I'm pissed I wasted an entire night dancing with this girl only to find that out

I can't believe your attitude. do you only hang out with a girl if you think you can 1) screw her, or 2) turn her into a girl friend?

she could have developed into a good friend, or maybe more.

:thumbsup:
I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks that way..

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: eits
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... wait a few months.

exactly....it's like literally 2 months away...but still. I am NOT going to jail for that...still I'm pissed I wasted an entire night dancing with this girl only to find that out

I can't believe your attitude. do you only hang out with a girl if you think you can 1) screw her, or 2) turn her into a girl friend?

she could have developed into a good friend, or maybe more.

DORK ALERT! *whooop-whooop!* DORK ALERT!

Two words to answer your question: Hell yes.

She went to a CLUB to DANCE with GUYS all night and shake her little booty (maybe it was big? who knows?) She wasn't there to make friends. She was there to pick someone up. She either got nervous at the end of the night (unlikely these days) or didn't find him attractive enough. (sorry, OP, them's the breaks)

Maybe you need to look at some more pictures of nekkid women...eventually you'll release that girls are not all icky and have cooties.

Back to the schoolyard with you!

 

[ballmode]

I thought those words would be, "I got a boyfriend".

At least she was honest...

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
"I'm only 17. I got in using a friends license"





AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

*me runs screaming to car*

The age of consent in your state is 16.

 

[DaTT]

Originally posted by: mrkun
Did the bouncer just ignore the fact that the license had someone else's face on it?

She did him......

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Just have your way with her, then discard her in the Aruba trash dump, dumbass. Yeah, that's the way. 😉

oooo...you went there.....

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: amicold

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
"I'm only 17. I got in using a friends license"





AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

*me runs screaming to car*

The age of consent in your state is 16.

pwn3d.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: 40 year old virgin

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: eits
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... wait a few months.

exactly....it's like literally 2 months away...but still. I am NOT going to jail for that...still I'm pissed I wasted an entire night dancing with this girl only to find that out

I can't believe your attitude. do you only hang out with a girl if you think you can 1) screw her, or 2) turn her into a girl friend?

she could have developed into a good friend, or maybe more.

BWAHAHAHAHA

Guys don't have GIRL - FRIENDS... they're just friends with girls they've yet to fsck.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy

Originally posted by: her209
Is oral sex considered sex?

Depends on who you ask.

Bill Clinton says no.... good enough for me =)

 

[Spineshank]

17 isnt bad unless shes immature. I dont see no harm in at least talking to her.

 

[CraigRT]

yeah, too young
my cutoff is 20 😛

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: her209
Is oral sex considered sex?

That all depends on what is is.

 

[Scouzer]

Age /2 +7

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: her209
Is oral sex considered sex?

That all depends on what is is.

in my book, you loose virginity from sexual intercourse... so oral sex is not sex... unless your defination of sex is more loose.... so yeah... that depends on what is is.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Even if she acts mature.............she's not. Go for 22+. That will give you a firm understanding on whether or not she's a beer ho after hitting the keystone age of 21.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
"I'm only 17. I got in using a friends license"





AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

*me runs screaming to car*

tell the bouncer :evil:

 

[Hammerhead]

You didn't finish the story...

She also said, "You're on Dateline MSNBC."

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
ACCIPTER She must not have been as hot as the jailbait I was recently hanging out with...I couldn't say no...especially in the position I was in. Besides I don't even think it's wrong.

p3do