So I have to take a drug test...

[fs5]

well I took it yesterday, I hope I passed! studied real hard too.

 

[Mark R]

As has been pointed out - the time a test will remain positive for depends on how regularly cannabis is used.

A one off use, will likely be undetectable after 48-72 hours from last use.
If used regularly (2x a week) then because THC builds up in fat cells, this may increase to 96 hours.
If used every day for a prolonged period it can take up to 14 days for all the THC to wash out.
In extreme heavy use, this may take up to 21-28 days.

 

[Red Dawn]

Hand them a stool sample instead.

 

[Grunt03]

Heard there was some special tea or something I can drink. I mean can't I just claim it was second hand since I didn't have enough?

Now thats some funny $hit.