So I have this idea for a diet revolution...

[UNCjigga]

1. Genetically engineered tapeworms eat fats, trans fats, bad carbohydrates and other "bad things"
2. They're engineered to only grow so big and then they die...usually after 2-3 weeks.
3. Package them in a digestable form.
4. ...
5. Profit?

 

[TitanDiddly]

FDA = pwn

 

[Fausto]

I seem to recall seeing something along these lines on a prime-time hospital show.

 

[eakers]

how on earth are you going to get a worm that can determine complex from simple carbs in the digestive systerm when complex carbs get broken down into simple ones?

 

[SWScorch]

I've been asked by people if I have tapeworms after they saw me eat 3 or 4 helpings of pasta, steak, salad, soup, bread and still only weigh 120 pounds... 😀

 

[lozina]

Originally posted by: SWScorch
I've been asked by people if I have tapeworms after they saw me eat 3 or 4 helpings of pasta, steak, salad, soup, bread and still only weigh 120 pounds... 😀

Well... do you?

 

[eakers]

the funny thing is that people think it would be so wonderful to have a tape worm and eat everything they want and not gain

meanwhile when they start taking craps...

 

[Colt45]

Or they could just stop eating.

 

[SWScorch]

Originally posted by: lozina

Originally posted by: SWScorch
I've been asked by people if I have tapeworms after they saw me eat 3 or 4 helpings of pasta, steak, salad, soup, bread and still only weigh 120 pounds... 😀

Well... do you?

I wouldn't be surprised 🙂

 

[Gibsons]

You're not the first to think of this

http://www.ivillage.co.uk/diet...,,235_176831-2,00.html

Advertisements for tapeworm pills first emerged in the 1920s. Since then, a number of famous women, from opera singer Maria Callas to supermodel Claudia Schiffer, are alleged to have tried this revolting eating plan. Here?s how it works: the tiny parasite lives in the intestine of the host, helping to consume her food. The result: you are hungry all the time but still able to remain rail thin , however much you eat. One urban myth that circulated during the early eighties claimed that a woman taking a ?miracle diet pill? lost such an alarming amount of weight in just a few weeks that her doctors decided to get to the bottom of things. When they opened these mysterious pills to investigate the contents, they were greeted by the head of a tapeworm.

 

[lozina]

Originally posted by: SWScorch

Originally posted by: lozina

Originally posted by: SWScorch
I've been asked by people if I have tapeworms after they saw me eat 3 or 4 helpings of pasta, steak, salad, soup, bread and still only weigh 120 pounds... 😀

Well... do you?

I wouldn't be surprised 🙂

Can I borrow him for a few days? Need to lose some of those extra holiday pounds ...

 

[SWScorch]

Originally posted by: lozina

Can I borrow him for a few days? Need to lose some of those extra holiday pounds ...

Be my guest! Send me a SASE and as soon as I crap him out, you can have him!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

I have an idea ... it's called the M4H's Get Off Your Fat Fvcking Ass, Exercise, And Stop Feeding Yourself That Fast-Food Sh!t Three Times A Day Diet

Don't think it'll catch on unless I can shrink the name down. Anyone got something catchy? 😛

- M4H

 

[tikwanleap]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I have an idea ... it's called the M4H's Get Off Your Fat Fvcking Ass, Exercise, And Stop Feeding Yourself That Fast-Food Sh!t Three Times A Day Diet

Don't think it'll catch on unless I can shrink the name down. Anyone got something catchy? 😛

- M4H

How about:

:|EXERCISE, YOU FAT ASS!:|

(sarcasm)I should be in the advertising business(/sarcasm)

😀