So I had to throw away my animal crackers

[Barfo]

The box said "Discard if seal is broken" and sure enough...

 

[imported_Imp]

FML... that could have gone to feed some hungry children.

 

[KLin]

I was on my way to disneyland and saw a sign that said "Disneyland left.". So I went home.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

How were the elephant and hippo?

 

[Mermaidman]

, Thrust

 

[Barfo]

Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
How were the elephant and hippo?

They were ok.

 

[Barfo]

Originally posted by: Mermaidman
, Thrust

😕

 

[Fritzo]

A man's car breaks down, so he pushes it to a garage. He asks the mechanic to fix it.

"How long do you think this will take?" the man asks.
"Oh...i can get to it in an hour or so." replies the mechanic.

The man spies an ice cream stand across the street, so he decides to head over there while he's waiting.

After finishing his ice cream cone, he returns to the garage, and sees the mechanic working on his car.

"Well...what can you tell me?" the man asks.
The mechanic looks at the guy as says "Well, it looks like you blew a seal."
The man wipes off his chin and replies "No no no...that's just ice cream. Now what's wrong with my car?"

 

[arrfep]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
A man's car breaks down, so he pushes it to a garage. He asks the mechanic to fix it.

"How long do you think this will take?" the man asks.
"Oh...i can get to it in an hour or so." replies the mechanic.

The man spies an ice cream stand across the street, so he decides to head over there while he's waiting.

After finishing his ice cream cone, he returns to the garage, and sees the mechanic working on his car.

"Well...what can you tell me?" the man asks.
The mechanic looks at the guy as says "Well, it looks like you blew a seal."
The man wipes off his chin and replies "No no no...that's just ice cream. Now what's wrong with my car?"

😀 I've only heard that joke with the main character as a Penguin. Oddly, it makes more sense that way.

 

[moshquerade]

alright, good one. 😛

speaking of...ever get two animal crackers myseriously baked together?

 

[foghorn67]

Originally posted by: arrfep

Originally posted by: Fritzo
A man's car breaks down, so he pushes it to a garage. He asks the mechanic to fix it.

"How long do you think this will take?" the man asks.
"Oh...i can get to it in an hour or so." replies the mechanic.

The man spies an ice cream stand across the street, so he decides to head over there while he's waiting.

After finishing his ice cream cone, he returns to the garage, and sees the mechanic working on his car.

"Well...what can you tell me?" the man asks.
The mechanic looks at the guy as says "Well, it looks like you blew a seal."
The man wipes off his chin and replies "No no no...that's just ice cream. Now what's wrong with my car?"

😀 I've only heard that joke with the main character as a Penguin. Oddly, it makes more sense that way.

No, no. It was a polar bear. How can a penguin push a car?