So... I got arrested last night...

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There was a court case that upheld the usage of the word fvck in everyday speech.
It's on smokinggun.com somewhere.
 
Pliablemoose

Pliablemoose

Lifer
Oct 11, 1999
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Originally posted by: NogginBoink
Did they have a dashcam?

Sounds like subpoena-ing the tape could damage the cops without you giving a word of testimony at trial.
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Friend of mind had a drunken cop torturing spree with the police a few months ago & a similar thing happened.

She crawled out of the cop car in cuffs when they finally lost it & arrested her. She crawled up outside her 2nd floor balcony, broke into her apt, fed her dogs & came out the front door. She said they were pretty stupid & had no grounds to arrest her in the first place & treated her like $hit.

Anyway, the tape from the dash-cam disappeared, looks like her lawyer will get her out of everything because the tape is gone. She says it would show how stupid the police were.

They wouldn[t have even hassled her if she hadn't had her car & her identity stolen about 8 months ago. Her ID theft has been a nightmare for her, she keeps getting randomly arrested for hot checks someone else is writing:(

 
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skace

Lifer
Jan 23, 2001
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So Let me see...

You walk into a bar and sit down on a stool.
You buy a beer.
Some other dude comes and sits down next to you and you strike up a conversation and ... he buys your second beer for you?
Now a 3rd guy starts yelling that everyone in the bar is the CIA and... runs up to you and lights your arm on fire with a lighter?
With your quick reflexes, you extinguish your arm and reach for your cell phone
The bartender leaps over the bar, grabs your cellphone and smashes it
Everyone else thinks this is normal
Bartender gives you back your smashed cellphone
Large men pick you off your stool, carry you outside and beat you up
You drive to a gas station and call the cops
Cops come to gas station
You look bruised, possibly bloody, and your shirt is burnt up
They try to arrest you for random things
You say thats fvcked up
They say don't say that
You say it again
You go to jail for 6 hours
They impound your car

Is this correct?
 
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Mill

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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No that's not correct. My cell phone was knocked out of my hand and someone stepped on it, and then I was grabbed and pushed outside. The LCD screen was broken and you couldn't see to dial out. I just got my replacement phone today. I was not bloody, and certainly no bruising was showing up yet. Now my right sleeve was almost completely missing, but they ignored that. And I certainly did have quick reflexes when trying to put out my arm. I was basically pounding it on the bar and trying to use something else to pat it out. It burned quicker than it should have. Also, the crazy CIA guy had been walking around talking to numerous people. Why he set my arm on fire I don't know.
 
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carmat4

Senior member
Apr 16, 2000
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Do you live in a small town where cops have nothing better to do, or are you keeping something from us?
Maybe the cops are on the take.
 
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Kev

Lifer
Dec 17, 2001
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Originally posted by: Mill
No that's not correct. My cell phone was knocked out of my hand and someone stepped on it, and then I was grabbed and pushed outside. The LCD screen was broken and you couldn't see to dial out. I just got my replacement phone today. I was not bloody, and certainly no bruising was showing up yet. Now my right sleeve was almost completely missing, but they ignored that. And I certainly did have quick reflexes when trying to put out my arm. I was basically pounding it on the bar and trying to use something else to pat it out. It burned quicker than it should have. Also, the crazy CIA guy had been walking around talking to numerous people. Why he set my arm on fire I don't know.
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Thank your lucky stars that the retarded hicks around you didn't try to "help" extinguish it by throwing beer on it...
 
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BigPoppa

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Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: Kev
Originally posted by: Mill
No that's not correct. My cell phone was knocked out of my hand and someone stepped on it, and then I was grabbed and pushed outside. The LCD screen was broken and you couldn't see to dial out. I just got my replacement phone today. I was not bloody, and certainly no bruising was showing up yet. Now my right sleeve was almost completely missing, but they ignored that. And I certainly did have quick reflexes when trying to put out my arm. I was basically pounding it on the bar and trying to use something else to pat it out. It burned quicker than it should have. Also, the crazy CIA guy had been walking around talking to numerous people. Why he set my arm on fire I don't know.
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Thank your lucky stars that the retarded hicks around you didn't try to "help" extinguish it by throwing beer on it...
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Beer isn't flammable, its mostly water.
 
FoBoT

FoBoT

No Lifer
Apr 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: Mill
Two officers from the department that arrested me were indicted yesterday on rape charges. This comes after the department was investigated by the FBI over Child Porn on Department Computers... told you all this department was CORRUPT.

Linkie.
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wowzers
 
JulesMaximus

JulesMaximus

No Lifer
Jul 3, 2003
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Dude, you need to get the fvck out of Bama. Nobody with half a brain should live there. Oh wait, I think only people with half a brain live there...
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Seriously, I remember reading about your mishap a few weeks ago. Sucks to be you right now huh? Move out of the sticks dude.

Bama is one back asswards place.
 
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