So I got an egg..

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
wow an egg. and you guys are goin crazy about an egg.

our school has the "real" deal. computerized babies that cry, need burped, report being shaken, head falling back, EVERYTHING.

MIKE

*imagines what would have happened if he had been given an assignment with one of those computerized babies*

They'd have gotten a pile of bits and pieces back, with the explanation, "I wanted to see how it worked".

ZV

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: BlamoHammer

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Fausto
I honestly can't believe schools still do this stupid "exercise". Trust me, carrying an egg around has exactly zero bearing on carrying an actual kid around.

I can vouch for you on this. I love it when people talk about their pets like they're children. That is equally ignorant. Pets are NOTHING like having children.

Cat=1/1,000,000 the work of having a child
Dog=1/500,000 the work of having a child

Get back to me when you actually have a child. Until then, you have no clue.

Dumbest exercise ever.

While I agree with you on all counts, I think that those who have experience successfully raising a puppy into a well-behaved adult dog at least have a better idea of what to expect. Also:

Cat = 1/1,000,000 child
Dog (all other breeds) = 1/500,000 child
2 Jack Russell Terrier puppies = 1/100,000 child

Jack russel is 4/1 child, because with a child you're not likely to want to kick it through the wall quite as often, and that requires consistent restraint with a JRT.

 

[imported_yovonbishop]

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
wow an egg. and you guys are goin crazy about an egg.

our school has the "real" deal. computerized babies that cry, need burped, report being shaken, head falling back, EVERYTHING.

MIKE

we do that next week but we don't carry them around the school for a week or anything like this stupid egg. Thanks for all your help and advice people! and just for the record, I haven't broken it yet!

 

[djheater]

Bring the egg back in with tattoos and piercings.

Some children are just "bad eggs" after all.

?
Dad joke.

{{sigh}}

 

[Match]

I wish I'd only had to do an egg when I was in school. They made us each carry a 10 lb bag of potatoes around for a week, and I'm sure that's not as bad as the crying dolls (or a real kid, obviously).

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: BlamoHammer

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Fausto
I honestly can't believe schools still do this stupid "exercise". Trust me, carrying an egg around has exactly zero bearing on carrying an actual kid around.

I can vouch for you on this. I love it when people talk about their pets like they're children. That is equally ignorant. Pets are NOTHING like having children.

Cat=1/1,000,000 the work of having a child
Dog=1/500,000 the work of having a child

Get back to me when you actually have a child. Until then, you have no clue.

Dumbest exercise ever.

While I agree with you on all counts, I think that those who have experience successfully raising a puppy into a well-behaved adult dog at least have a better idea of what to expect. Also:

Cat = 1/1,000,000 child
Dog (all other breeds) = 1/500,000 child
2 Jack Russell Terrier puppies = 1/100,000 child

Jack russel is 4/1 child, because with a child you're not likely to want to kick it through the wall quite as often, and that requires consistent restraint with a JRT.

Spoken like a person without children. :roll: