So I got a new backpack.

[Obsy]

I was just takin a stroll past some apartments when I saw a backpack sitting in plain view, on the passenger seat of a car. There was no one around and no cameras in sight, so I thought I'd steal the backpack. He had some McD's in the car too, and I was pretty hungry so I thought I should grab the McD's, but his backpack was half filled with froot loops which satiated my hunger. The other half appears to be some stupid homework. I don't think he expected it at all because it was just a backpack in a not expensive car.

 

[Lean L]

I was just takin a stroll past some apartments when I saw a backpack sitting in plain view, on the passenger seat of a car. There was no one around and no cameras in sight, so I thought I'd steal the backpack. He had some McD's in the car too, and I was pretty hungry so I thought I should grab the McD's, but his backpack was half filled with froot loops which satiated my hunger. The other half appears to be some stupid homework. I don't think he expected it at all because it was just a backpack in a not expensive car.

You pwned some loser I bet.

 

[erikistired]

best lurking parody ever.

 

[highland145]

Where's the part about him catching you and you b*tch slapping him into submission?

 

[ThatsABigOne]

I knew there would be a parody thread.

 

[highland145]

I knew there would be a parody thread.

How can you make a joke out of a......n/m.

 

[Farmer]

lol, what is this a parody of?

EDIT: Nevermind.

 

[Barfo]

lame

 

[airdata]

top notch thread. 5 stars.

 

[shortylickens]

Also, fuck trident.



Just kidding, I love that bastard.

 

[The_Dude8]

was it a jansport backpack?

 

[BoomerD]

Sweet find. Just be sure to clean the evidence...I mean glass off of it.

 

[Newbian]

Also, fuck trident.



Just kidding, I love that bastard.

You are just jealous of his delicious fruit loops.

 

[Krazy4Real]

I laughed.