I walk into the barbershop, tell them my name and take a seat. A few minutes later, the woman calls out my name and shows me over to the chair where I will have my haircut. She shaves around the back and then soaks my hair with the spray bottle. Now, call me old fashioned if you will, but I've always liked to wear my hair in the gentlemen's look - parted down the side, bangs folded up and over, etc. So, I told her what I always tell any barber. She starts to cut. Five minutes later, she says, "There you go!"
So I'm like, "What the fvck?!" I look in the mirror and say, "Did you even cut anything off?" and she replies, "Yes, do you want it shorter?" I say yes and she proceeds to cut it a little shorter. Now it's the right length and again she says, "There you go" It's not even brushed, or styled or anything. I'm sitting in the chair with what looks like a mop on top of my head. I say, "Aren't you going to style or brush it?" She says, "Oh, I didn't know you wanted that." What the fvck kind of barber doesn't know to at least brush the hair afterwards?! So she does a half-ass job of brushing it and then says, "There you go!" At this point, I'm tired of telling her step-by-step how to do her job so I say, "OK, thanks." and I roll my eyes. Oh, my hair is still soaked. That's right, no blow dry. Oh, and no gel either. Yes, I asked for gel, but that costs extra! What the fvck is that?! Everywhere else I've ever gotten my hair cut doesn't charge for gel!
So I walk up to the counter to pay for this piece-of-sh!t, half-assed haircut and she totals it up. "$18 please." "You want me to give you $18 for this?! You didn't style it, you didn't wash it, you didn't blow dry it, you didn't put any gel in it and it only took you five minutes to cut it! I'm not giving you $18 dollars for this!" "Well sir, you have to pay for your haircut." "I'm sorry, I'm not paying for this. If I go back and sit down and you try to fix it, it's going to look worse because it's going to end up too short. I know, I've been in this situation before." "Well I can't let you leave without paying sir." "Oh, OK then." and I turned around and walked out.
Anyways I'm never going to some stupid retail chain of haircutters again! Fvcking bastards. I could have hair like a sweaty rock star and it would still look better than the mop on top of my head right now! I'm never, ever, going to Supercuts again!
So I'm like, "What the fvck?!" I look in the mirror and say, "Did you even cut anything off?" and she replies, "Yes, do you want it shorter?" I say yes and she proceeds to cut it a little shorter. Now it's the right length and again she says, "There you go" It's not even brushed, or styled or anything. I'm sitting in the chair with what looks like a mop on top of my head. I say, "Aren't you going to style or brush it?" She says, "Oh, I didn't know you wanted that." What the fvck kind of barber doesn't know to at least brush the hair afterwards?! So she does a half-ass job of brushing it and then says, "There you go!" At this point, I'm tired of telling her step-by-step how to do her job so I say, "OK, thanks." and I roll my eyes. Oh, my hair is still soaked. That's right, no blow dry. Oh, and no gel either. Yes, I asked for gel, but that costs extra! What the fvck is that?! Everywhere else I've ever gotten my hair cut doesn't charge for gel!
So I walk up to the counter to pay for this piece-of-sh!t, half-assed haircut and she totals it up. "$18 please." "You want me to give you $18 for this?! You didn't style it, you didn't wash it, you didn't blow dry it, you didn't put any gel in it and it only took you five minutes to cut it! I'm not giving you $18 dollars for this!" "Well sir, you have to pay for your haircut." "I'm sorry, I'm not paying for this. If I go back and sit down and you try to fix it, it's going to look worse because it's going to end up too short. I know, I've been in this situation before." "Well I can't let you leave without paying sir." "Oh, OK then." and I turned around and walked out.
Anyways I'm never going to some stupid retail chain of haircutters again! Fvcking bastards. I could have hair like a sweaty rock star and it would still look better than the mop on top of my head right now! I'm never, ever, going to Supercuts again!
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