So I bought a lottery ticket today...

[DaTT]

...The jackpot is up to $50mil with like 25 $1mil prizes available. The guy at the store guaranteed it to be a winner. What should I do to him and his store if it is not?

 

[mmntech]

Make him literally suck your balls.

 

[DaTT]

Make him literally suck your balls.

Like, only the balls? No shaft play at all?

 

[Zeze]

I don't normally play them because, of course, they're stupid.

But I indulge here and there... like once 1-2 months ($5 - 10).

The biggest I won was $200 about four years ago. But they probably broke even now.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

I think you'll win!






















5 Dollars

 

[DaTT]

I don't normally play them because, of course, they're stupid.

But I indulge here and there... like once 1-2 months ($5 - 10).

The biggest I won was $200 about four years ago. But they probably broke even now.

Can't win if you don't play....I only play when the jackpot gets high.

We won just about $7k at my office a couple years back...split between a bunch of people was only like $145 each or something.

 

[DaTT]

I think you'll win!






















5 Dollars

Then that means I will actually lose $6

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Then that means I will actually lose $6

The ticket was 11 bucks? Damn son.

My french teacher once won 50 cents (from a sweepstake).

 

[OlafSicky]

Like, only the balls? No shaft play at all?

Shaft play would be gay but ball are ok in this situation and vary alpha😎

 

[DaTT]

The ticket was 11 bucks? Damn son.

My french teacher once won 50 cents (from a sweepstake).

As little as $5 for this particular lottery, I went double the numbers WITH Encore!

 

[Red Squirrel]

Free ticket! I always laugh when that music starts playing then it says "Winner! Gagnant!" and it's a free ticket lol.

 

[Red Squirrel]

As little as $5 for this particular lottery, I went double the numbers WITH Encore!

The only way to go! :biggrin:

I need to buy tickets more often. I buy them here and there but that's about it. Like the street fighter pin ball machine at my college used to say: "You cannot win if you walk away! Insert another quarter!"

 

[alkemyst]

...The jackpot is up to $50mil with like 25 $1mil prizes available. The guy at the store guaranteed it to be a winner. What should I do to him and his store if it is not?

Dude, you are a phucking Canadian. WTF are you possible of doing other than going full emo in a corner somewhere and think about the day you will get to use your steel-toes.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Dude, you are a phucking Canadian. WTF are you possible of doing other than going full emo in a corner somewhere and think about the day you will get to use your steel-toes.

lol someone is upset.

 

[alkemyst]

lol someone is upset.

No not really, but he is making a nice effort.

Was that seriously your pic in the member thread?

Fuck man, do something.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Was that seriously your pic in the member thread?

Fuck man, do something.

Indeed it was.

 

[DAGTA]

Why not consider what you'll do to him and his store if you win? 🙂

 

[DaTT]

Dude, you are a phucking Canadian. WTF are you possible of doing other than going full emo in a corner somewhere and think about the day you will get to use your steel-toes.

I know you're a fucking moron (with bitch tits, a stinky wise and beautiful woman and a chest full of jism), but please try your hardest to explain what you mean by "the day I will get to use my steel-toes".

 

[DaTT]

Why not consider what you'll do to him and his store if you win? 🙂

That part is easy...

 

[RossMAN]

Like, only the balls? No shaft play at all?

As long as he licks your poutine pump clean, it's all good.

 

[alkemyst]

I know you're a fucking moron (with bitch tits, a stinky wise and beautiful woman and a chest full of jism), but please try your hardest to explain what you mean by "the day I will get to use my steel-toes".

the day you thought a 2005 Mustang GT = muscle car.

 

[DaTT]

the day you thought a 2005 Mustang GT = muscle car.

OK there Mr. Gotashittydealonausedgermansedan

Always with the same un-witty material. Try to expand your little mind.

Remember when someone posted a pic of your mommy and said they fucked her and you got all cry baby like?

 

[3chordcharlie]

OK there Mr. Gotashittydealonausedgermansedan

Always with the same un-witty material. Try to expand your little mind.

Remember when someone posted a pic of your mommy and said they fucked her and you got all cry baby like?

Translation "No Prize. No Cadeau."

Also: thread is back on topic.

 

[alkemyst]

OK there Mr. Gotashittydealonausedgermansedan

Always with the same un-witty material. Try to expand your little mind.

Remember when someone posted a pic of your mommy and said they fucked her and you got all cry baby like?

I'd never post a picture of anyone's mom here though. Even though I have a full video closet of them.

Your 2005 Mustang GT Y0, would get stomped on by my 2006 BMW M3 ZCP in just about anything including the quarter mile. I can't believe you seriously went there and pulled the new "let's lie" shit with a sedan.

Still musclecar not found. Nice try though bro. Why keep putting this crap in a sig?

You have a <$10k car. I sold my 1998 240SX last year for $7000. I paid a little over $8000 for it EIGHT years ago.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Dude, you are a phucking Canadian. WTF are you possible of doing other than going full emo in a corner somewhere and think about the day you will get to use your steel-toes.

U jelly bro?