So I bought a coke today...

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: VictorLazlo

Originally posted by: pyonir
I think i'm going to aspire to be an alcoholic. Sounds like fun.

It has its moments:
40 things...

ummm...well...i'm well on my way...i'll say that. :Q

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
You know, when I was a kid, my dad had a friend who was an alcoholic. She lived in the trailer behind us. One day I came home from school, and she was passed out on our living room floor. Too much Rum and Coke. She had urinated all over herself, and vomited. She was still awake, she just couldn't get up.
I will never forget what happened next...

You hit it....didn't you.....

No, not quite. I was 9. My father, who is disabled, had my brother and I pick her up and throw her in the back of the truck. It took a long time. She was skinny, but heavy. Then we drove her to her trailer, threw her in her yard and left her there. We couldn't get her up the stairs. We weren't strong enough. Sad thing is, she had two little boys. One that was about 5 and one that was about a year old. They had been left there alone for hours.

That's it? boooooooo........worse conclusion to a cliffhanger ever!

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: VictorLazlo

Originally posted by: pyonir
I think i'm going to aspire to be an alcoholic. Sounds like fun.

It has its moments:
40 things...

Edit: #22 was my proudest accomplishment from the list. Took me 2 months.

I completed #3 regularly in college. Except it was a liter. Damn vodka....😱