I was perusing the local hardware store, looking for something to kick some mosquito ass, since they've been kicking my ass as of late. I was going to get one of those OFF lamps when my eyes beheld awesomenessess.
I told the wife "Wife! if this bug zapper is 220v I'm buying it!"
Wife "Well you didn't have to giggle about it when you saw it"
Me "I didn't giggle"
Random girl in the same aisle "Yes you did"
So my death lantern ended up being 220v, and of course I bought it.
I took my baby home and the wife too, and eagerly ripped open the box and plugged death blossom in; cursing the sun for still being out.
Now I don't know about you guys, but I pictured a bug zapper... well zapping, exploding, incinerating it's victims as they followed that irresistible glow. At least that's what I've seen on TV. I even placed it a few feet from the seats on the porch to avoid the little itty bitty bug guts from spraying the family.
Was I mistaken! I left the zapper running as I went downstairs to assemble my desk, I just took a peek to see how it was doing, and look how this torture tool kills!
Apparently once the bug touches the electrified portion they become trapped
Unable to free themselves from wire,
they are slowly shocked to death
No boom, zap, or snap. But slow electrical death! I know it's a slow death because, as I was looking over the lamp I watched a mosquito fly in and spasm and wriggle on the wires to it's demise.
I almost feel bad for the buggers... almost.
I was wondering why the manufacturers included this with the bug zapper
CLIFFS
Bug zappers kill, but not how I thought!
I told the wife "Wife! if this bug zapper is 220v I'm buying it!"
Wife "Well you didn't have to giggle about it when you saw it"
Me "I didn't giggle"
Random girl in the same aisle "Yes you did"
So my death lantern ended up being 220v, and of course I bought it.
I took my baby home and the wife too, and eagerly ripped open the box and plugged death blossom in; cursing the sun for still being out.
Now I don't know about you guys, but I pictured a bug zapper... well zapping, exploding, incinerating it's victims as they followed that irresistible glow. At least that's what I've seen on TV. I even placed it a few feet from the seats on the porch to avoid the little itty bitty bug guts from spraying the family.
Was I mistaken! I left the zapper running as I went downstairs to assemble my desk, I just took a peek to see how it was doing, and look how this torture tool kills!
Apparently once the bug touches the electrified portion they become trapped
Unable to free themselves from wire,
they are slowly shocked to death
No boom, zap, or snap. But slow electrical death! I know it's a slow death because, as I was looking over the lamp I watched a mosquito fly in and spasm and wriggle on the wires to it's demise.
I almost feel bad for the buggers... almost.
I was wondering why the manufacturers included this with the bug zapper
CLIFFS
Bug zappers kill, but not how I thought!