So I am watching a movie and I go back to the computers and.....

Xionide

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There is a *liquid* substance all over my friends computer. We are both pretty, well inebriated. Anyway I was watching a movie and I go and take a piss and my friend pissed all over. Its fvcking everywhere. And he is passed out. well I got back to the computers and his had what seemed to be water ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD AND MOUSE! I dont know what in gods name it is. I figure its water cause it is so watery. But it could be piss. I mean we drank A LOT and our urine probably got really dilluted. I think its funny tho cause the keyboard and mouse seem totally toast. Just thought it was funny so I posted it lol. LATER
 

Maleficus

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Thanks, i was wondering what was on your keyboard too. Really needed that cleared up
 

JoeKing

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hahaha....but

your friends an a-hole for pissing everywhere. Even if the thinks its funny thats still an ass thing to do.

 

Xionide

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Originally posted by: Joeyman
hahaha....but

your friends an a-hole for pissing everywhere. Even if the thinks its funny thats still an ass thing to do.

he had like 10 coors bottle necks. I had like maybe 8 and I can barely piss straight. I dont think he was trying to do it. oh well my bathroom needed to be cleaned. At least my friend has to do it now :evil:
 

Zugzwang152

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Originally posted by: Xionide
Originally posted by: Joeyman
hahaha....but

your friends an a-hole for pissing everywhere. Even if the thinks its funny thats still an ass thing to do.

he had like 10 coors bottle necks. I had like maybe 8 and I can barely piss straight. I dont think he was trying to do it. oh well my bathroom needed to be cleaned. At least my friend has to do it now :evil:

Well you were drinking piss, not surprised it came out as piss on the other end.
 

Xionide

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Originally posted by: TheToOTaLL
Ok, looks like I'm have to throw in the standard ":camera: or BAN" :p

No cam man. He was supposed to buy one today but it didnt happen. So our drunken fun will be captured at a later time.
 

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"Wow, my room has piss all over it!!! Wow, that's so cool!! And funny!!!! Let me go tell everyone on ATOT about it so they can think it's cool too!!!"


When you grow up you will realize that having piss all over the place is neither funny nor cool.

Pleasant dreams.


 

gittyup

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Originally posted by: Xionide
Originally posted by: TheToOTaLL
Ok, looks like I'm have to throw in the standard ":camera: or BAN" :p

No cam man. He was supposed to buy one today but it didnt happen. So our drunken fun will be captured at a later time.
Did he spend the camera money on beer? :D
 

Xionide

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Originally posted by: slick230
"Wow, my room has piss all over it!!! Wow, that's so cool!! And funny!!!! Let me go tell everyone on ATOT about it so they can think it's cool too!!!"


When you grow up you will realize that having piss all over the place is neither funny nor cool.

Pleasant dreams.

its in the bathtroom. His computer is in my livingroom. If it were my room he would have his head on a platter. he is cleaning this sh!t up anyhow.
 

Xionide

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Originally posted by: gittyup
Originally posted by: Xionide
Originally posted by: TheToOTaLL
Ok, looks like I'm have to throw in the standard ":camera: or BAN" :p

No cam man. He was supposed to buy one today but it didnt happen. So our drunken fun will be captured at a later time.
Did he spend the camera money on beer? :D

No, he just got a job and he has 0 expences. He has like a sh!tload so it dont even put a ding in his wallet. I am enjoying the free alcohol tho
 

Black88GTA

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Originally posted by: slick230
"Wow, my room has piss all over it!!! Wow, that's so cool!! And funny!!!! Let me go tell everyone on ATOT about it so they can think it's cool too!!!"


When you grow up you will realize that having piss all over the place is neither funny nor cool.

Pleasant dreams.

If that's not funny....then why am I laughing so hard? :D

 

tweakmm

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Originally posted by: Heisenberg
It won't be funny tomorrow when you're sober.
Lol, so so true. But seriously, 10 beers and your friend is pissing on his computer? I don't think I'd let home boy drink at my house if I knew him:D
 

kenshorin

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Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
It won't be funny tomorrow when you're sober.
Lol, so so true. But seriously, 10 beers and your friend is pissing on his computer? I don't think I'd let home boy drink at my house if I knew him:D

Yeah no kidden... 10 beers is like a standard night out sporting a mild buzz... of course maybe thats not such a good thing either, you know? :p