so i am cheating on my wife while she sleeps upstairs

[mozirry]

with a mistress named white cheddar cheese popcorn


OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!

 

[rudeguy]

pics of cheese covered fingers?

 

[mozirry]

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p...2068508685_215X215.jpg

 

[Leros]

Now goes upstairs and rub your cheesy hands all over the sheets... on her side. Then blame her for sleep-eating in the morning.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: mozirry
with a mistress named white cheddar cheese popcorn

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!

That's still somewhat healthy mozirry, how about cheating on her w/ a real high-calorie snack! :evil:

 

[mozirry]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: mozirry
with a mistress named white cheddar cheese popcorn

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!

That's still somewhat healthy mozirry, how about cheating on her w/ a real high-calorie snack! :evil:

I'm sure the whole bag isn't healthy =)


If you were the first visitor to a world of people who looked and tasted like white cheddar cheese popcorn, how long would you last before you eat everyone?

 

[Zebo]

What happens in the kitchen stays in the kitchen😉

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: mozirry

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: mozirry
with a mistress named white cheddar cheese popcorn

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!

That's still somewhat healthy mozirry, how about cheating on her w/ a real high-calorie snack! :evil:

I'm sure the whole bag isn't healthy =)


If you were the first visitor to a world of people who looked and tasted like white cheddar cheese popcorn, how long would you last before you eat everyone?

depends on the last time I ate, but id be the scourge of their world.

cant tell you the last time I had the stuff though. Much like cheddar cheese ruffles...i tend to devour the bag

 

[mozirry]

I think I would pick them up one by one just for a taste first, let them sacrifice themselves to allow the greater population to live. But then once my ravenous appetite snowballs into a fury, I begin to smash fistfulls into my mouth with a fine white cheddar mist filling the air like a woodchipper

 

[rudeguy]

I bought a 24 pack of Eggos and a can of high end blueberry pie topping. It has these HUGE blueberries. I ate 4 of the Eggos topped with that yumminess as soon as I got home. I am considering making some more. I know it wouldn't be healthy, but its so good!!!!

 

[bolomite]

so is that white cheddar dust on your avatar, and not a beard? 🙂

 

[shortylickens]

I was hoping for another Fleshlight thread.

Having said that, if you're gonna cheat, do it with somthing really naughty like those cute little microwavable pecan pies.
I forget the brand name but you can pick them up in the grocery store for a buck.

 

[LilPima]

That's how I am with french onion sun chips.. nom 🙂

 

[Modelworks]

I'm that way with cheesecake. I just ate a whole one by myself in just over a day.

 

[Crusty]

Originally posted by: mozirry
http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p...2068508685_215X215.jpg

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[moshquerade]

that's not cheating... that's eating. 😛

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Karma is a bitch, I am gonna laugh my ass of when the popcorn cheats on you with Octomom.

 

[randay]

<---- l&r

 

[Muadib]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
that's not cheating... that's eating. 😛

I tried this one with the gf. It didn't fly.🙁

 

[meltdown75]

obviously you have fidelity issues...

even looking inside the bag and desiring those wonderful kernels constitutes cheating.

you should be ashamed of yourself!

 

[ViviTheMage]

dirty man

 

[mozirry]

i just went out and bought another bag =(

*guilt continues*

OM NOM NOM NOM!