So I accidentally swallowed some mouthwash

[thirtythree]

The bottle says to call poison control IMMEDIATELY only if I swallow more than is used to rinse my mouth with. How could it suddenly become poisonous at that amount but do nothing otherwise?! Oh well. Need to go to school/die painfully on the way. Bye ATOT. It's been fun

 

[vi edit]

Hope you've updated your will recently.

Cheers!

 

[40Hands]

Call the morgue so they have more time to get ready for the lifeless lump of dead flesh that you will soon be.

 

[Schadenfroh]

A guy at a school that my mother used to teach at used to chug dr. tichenor's all the time and come to class, you are fine.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Yeah, gimme all your stuff.

 

[40Hands]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
A guy at a school that my mother used to teach at used to chug dr. tichenor's all the time and come to class, you are fine.

Stop trying to get his hopes up.

He's done for.

 

[CVSiN]

well at least youll have minty fresh breath when you keel over...

 

[loic2003]

Know anyone else who has drunk it before? No? That's because they're all dead.

 

[Tobolo]

RIP My Friend

 

[jiwq]

I have, and I'm neffing from my office in the clouds.

 

[WolverineGator]

Can I have dibs on your organs?

 

[Shawn]

induce vomiting ASAP

 

[lokiju]

I did that before...


I died.

 

[beyonddc]

Done that before by accident couple years ago.
It wasn't a good feeling. The first minute, I just felt like I want to throw up.

After 2-3 minutes, it got better.

 

[sandorski]

You are already dead, just zombified.

 

[j00fek]

you will die in 34 hrs from the time you drank it.

 

[tfinch2]

When you die, can I have your post count?

 

[Hammerhead]

OMG u r teh died!

 

[thirtythree]

w00t, I survived the morning.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: thirtythree
w00t, I survived the morning.

It's always that last little bit of false hope that makes the end so much more bitter.

 

[zanieladie]

Originally posted by: thirtythree
w00t, I survived the morning.

Welcome Back!

 

[WildHorse]

start practicing your howl now

your wrenching transformation will begin next full moon

 

[YoshiSato]

Originally posted by: thirtythree
The bottle says to call poison control IMMEDIATELY only if I swallow more than is used to rinse my mouth with. How could it suddenly become poisonous at that amount but do nothing otherwise?! Oh well. Need to go to school/die painfully on the way. Bye ATOT. It's been fun

What are you washing your mouth with? DrainO? :Q
Scope isn't going to kill you

 

[I Saw OJ]

So I purposely swallowed some manjuice

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