So how many skeletons do you have in your closet?

[Braznor]

Just number them here. Disclosure is at your discretion!

I have none so far.

 

[Kirby]

6.0221415 × 10^23

 

[Dirigible]

None. I bury my victims under the house. My wife would object to skeletons taking up closet space - we have little enough as it is!

 

[yllus]

Two huge ones.

 

[Nitemare]

<Vincent Price>It's not a skeleton just yet...

 

[George P Burdell]

On account of the statute of limitations, I will plead the fifth on this one.

 

[BoomerD]

So dammed many that we had to install one of those automated racks like they use at the dry cleaners.

 

[jaqie]

I don't bother hiding things anymore, too much trouble. If someone has a problem with something, it's their problem.

 

[KeithTalent]

None, I feed the bones to my neighbour's dog.

KT

 

[dainthomas]

The biggest one is one my wife was a part of. I'd rather the rest of my family didn't know though, they'd probably get all "going to hell" on us. Was worth it though!

 

[Baked]

I have a large collection of lesbian porn. I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

 

[jaqie]

Originally posted by: Baked
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Really? going to have surgery to have it chopped off, then?

 

[EGGO]

Over 9000!

 

[Train]

Use vinegar to soften the bones. Soak them for about a week, draining and adding fresh vinegar once or twice. Once you do that you can easily get rid of them in your in-sink garbage disposal.

 

[SirStev0]

7

 

[K1052]

None, we operate a pig farm.

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: K1052
None, we operate a pig farm.

Nice. They did eventually bust that guy though, so you need to be careful.

KT

 

[HannibalX]

There isn't room in my closet. It's where all my stuff went when I got married.

 

[rh71]

damnit how'd you know it was in the closet ?!

 

[jupiter57]

I thought half the members here WERE in the closet!
Leaving no room for skeletons.

 

[Ns1]

none, the pigs take care of the bones.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: K1052
None, we operate a pig farm.

Nice. They did eventually bust that guy though, so you need to be careful.

KT

He didn't take the teeth out for the sake of the piggies digestion.

 

[Injury]

Just 1, really. Anything else is sort of sub-par compared to it.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: K1052
None, we operate a pig farm.

Nice. They did eventually bust that guy though, so you need to be careful.

KT

He didn't take the teeth out for the sake of the piggies digestion.

oh damn, I guess was a bit late on the pig remark. failure to read.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: dainthomas
The biggest one is one my wife was a part of. I'd rather the rest of my family didn't know though, they'd probably get all "going to hell" on us. Was worth it though!

Tell me if I'm close - threesome?